how good of a gpa do I need to be an officer in the navy
just pass high school and be good at your job
Pass high school, go to college with NROTC program, get like a 3.4 GPA or higher and work your ass off in PT until you earn a scholarship. After you get the scholarship I think you have to maintain at least a 2.8 GPA.
>>36607146
Is it possible to be an officer if I have a college degree and work experience but don't have a good gpa
> age
> sex
> location
> if you could travel back in time ten years and meet your past self, how disappointed would past-you be and what would be the main disappointments
> how would you try to console past-you, hopes and dreams shattered, impotent against the inevitability of becoming the sad pathetic fuckup that is you
> likewise, do you think your parents are ashamed of you?
> why do you blame them?
> on a scale of 1 to 10 where 1 is lowest and 10 is highest, how close are you to suicide and how do you imagine yourself doing it when you lie in bed at night, tired but unable to rest
>>36606005
> age
20
> sex
lol
> location
Atlanta,GA
> if you could travel back in time ten years and meet your past self, how disappointed would past-you be and what would be the main disappointments
I'm ugly and poor and friendless, but I at 10yrs old I was already pretty aware that I'd be lonely my entire life, pretty sure I used to lurk on 4han even back then.
> how would you try to console past-you, hopes and dreams shattered, impotent against the inevitability of becoming the sad pathetic fuckup that is you
I'd tell myself to start playing a sport, to get off the fucking computer, and to go outside and be normal.
> likewise, do you think your parents are ashamed of you?
Without a doubt
> why do you blame them?
I don't
> on a scale of 1 to 10 where 1 is lowest and 10 is highest, how close are you to suicide and how do you imagine yourself doing it when you lie in bed at night, tired but unable to rest
I'm extremely depressed but suicide isn't an option. It'd be unfair to my parents, I'll wait until they die. That said, if I didn't care, I live and work downtown so there's plenty of places I could jump from, or I could dive in front of the train during the commute. I think of it every single day
Hbu OP?
>>36606005
>27
>Female (female)
>Canada
>My 17 year old self would be pleasantly surprised that I'm not dead and that I'm healthy mentally and physically. She'd be super mad that I didn't finish university yet, though. And that I haven't had kids.
>Just happy to be relatively sane now. At 17, I was in and out of hospital due to psychosis. Much improved.
>They're fairly proud of me, given the fuck ups of the past.
>My parents didn't know how to deal with my weird brain, but I don't really blame them anymore.
>1 and in the past when I did attempt it was by drugs. Did not work, so I guess I'd try something else. I don't think about it any more, though.
Have hope, robros, but if you can't right now, that's okay too.
>>36606295
normie get out ree
oregano
Would you date a bisexual woman?
What's the difference? I see none.
>>36605997
only if she didn't have a penis.
>>36606018
She likes men and women.
With the first pick of the 2017 gf draft, anon selects...
the one on the right holding the trophy
>>36605996
the blonde next to the girl in the middle
>>36605996
Middle is best
How can you tell if you are either:
>intelligent but so insecure you think you're an idiot
or
>stupid but smart enough to realize it
Most likely you are
>average but delusional enough so that you believe you do not fit the norm.
If you think you're smart, you're an idiot
If you think you aren't smart, you're probably right
>>36605991
No one who is smart thinks they are smart. Too many competing ideas. This means you're smart. You will use drugs to cope at first, once you realize being smart pays off.. You will stop. Holy shit, fuck being a retard.
How do women deal with aging?
How do they deal with knowing that wherever they are RIGHT NOW, everything after it is downhill? Even if it's only slowly downhill at first, it's still downhill. Doesn't that hurt?
For a creature that bases so much of its value in its appearance, don't they notice with each passing year that they aren't as pert, perky, and petite as they were the previous year? Doesn't it fucking sting to hit 21? 22? 23? 25?
Isn't it terrifying to know that being a saggy old hag with droopy eyes and stretch marks is just around the corner? Do women ever look at 28-35 year old women and go "oh my god, that's me in just a few years?" Do they ever look at girls a few years younger than themselves, and realize that they are much cuter without even trying, simply because of their youth?
I'm seriously wondering. I imagine it would be horrible. But maybe they just don't think about it.
How do you deal with aging, anon? Do none of these questions ring close to home for you?
Back in the days it used to be a good thing, it meant that a specific woman was approaching the status of matriarch. Nowadays it only means that they are approaching the status of not-so-desirable woman with neurosis because no children with lots of money they don't know what to do with anymore after years of degeneracy. Such cases.
>>36605975
You have to be a dumbass not to realize doing such things will eventually culminate in that.
How would you personally rate the early 2000s, robots?
>>36605857
Turbulent times with really shit music.
I was just a kid though so I miss it.
born 1995
7/10
>>36605857
Some of my most earliest and darkest memories, I enjoyed the ps2 and the gamecube and xbox though.
have you ever wanted to just run away from it all
The only place we'd run to is nothing, which is nice for awhile until you realize we can't live off of dirt.
It's hard to runaway in America. There's no clean water that isn't blocked off by security and barbed wire, camping is illegal if it's not a camping ground you paid ti yse, and there's no wild vegetables/fruits to live off of. There's no area remote enough in America for you to build shelter without cops showing up and kicking down your shelter and placing you under arrest.
Yes I have. What's your story?
Who else here is interested in /shoplifting/?
>tfw know a guy who recaptured thousands of dollars worth of stuff and never got caught
whenever the xGames happened in Austin, me and my father took shoplifted a some hats and t-shirts by wearing them
>>36605832
>risking jail and/or thousands in legal fees to shoplift maybe a few hundred bucks worth of shit at once
get a job, jamal.
>>36606485
this desu
your hobby is fucking degenerate and you should be shot
This is my cat named Bait. I tell the normies it's name is Mr. Kitty. I take it downtown at a liberal college town and walk it on a leash and carry it around in a basket. I get 20-30 hot girls per hour coming up to me to pet my cat.
I'm a fucking obese /pol/tard NEET. I still manage to get 4-5 numbers a night without even trying. Stacy's throw their numbers at me no matter what I say.
I'v started taking other autistic dudes out with Bait for $30 an hr to meet women. I'v got 3 clients already in 2 weeks from word of mouth.
Considering making a website and craigslist ads to run this as a business. Would you robots pay to be guaranteed 1 number per 2 hours and talk to 40-60 women in 2 hrs?
Also AMA about Bait.
Nothing? I figured I was autistic as fuck doing this but apparently not autistic enough for R9Kek
ever fucked that cat?
ITT we share our most shameful memories.
I once put mayonnaise on my dick and had a dog lick it off. Your turn
>>36605732
i once fingered my own asshole for a couple of years...
>>36605871
That's all? fucking weak
>>36605871
that sounds like you're implying you fingered your ass for a couple of years straight.
As a white man, the most redpilled thing he can do is to lovingly ravish the tight, wet ebony pussy of an african princess and breed her.
Prove me wrong.
>>36605729
And have a misproportioned, ugly as fuck mixed child? No thanks, I wouldn't do that to someone.
>>36605767
>misproportioned, ugly as fuck mixed child
What? Post your face btw.
>>36606016
not the guy you replied to but im mixed and i fucking hate it
dont bestow this miserable existance onto another
https://twitter.com/FyreFraud
>Fyre Music Festival is an event in the Bahamas organized by Ja Rule to provide music for normies
>tickets in excess of $4k a weekend
>private jets are actually boeing 737s
>housing is literally tents
feels cozy robots
private jets to bahamas for normies
>>36605760
hahahahahhhahhaahhahh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz5kY3RsmKo
original video for reference
can someone tell me if my dick has herpes or am i just tripping
>>36605691
We cant but a doctor who spent years stidying and gaining knowledge about shit like this can
>>36605691
You're just circumsized.
>>36605691
See a doctor fag
What's the most fucked up thing that ever happened to you, /r9k/?
I was born, I can't think of anymore an unspeakable act.
>be 16
>changing bed sheets
>sisters panties drop out
>the fuck
>check if she sneaked in my bed by smelling panties
>they're fresh
>thank god
>they must've been accidentaly end up there
>door opens
>still standing there sniffing panties
>sister looks at me in disgust
>rip
When I was about 8, a 16 maybe 17 year old convinced me to take off my clothes. He wanted to kiss me but I got scared quickly put my clothes back on and ran. I never told a goddamn soul until this thread