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>that putrid shitsmell that comes from my teeth when i floss
never noticed this before. i'm going to try and floss from now on because it smells like literal, actual shit. what if i kissed a girl and she caught a whiff?
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>>36611297
You're just getting that bacteria out. Use mouthwash and/or brush your teeth after glossing and you'll be good.
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it smells like shit because a lot of it is bacteria shit
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>>36611297
You're going to die alone so there's no cause for concern
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>tell my coworkers about the 'chan
>They look at me like I'm retarded
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>>36611237
..if you actually addressed 4chan as "'chan" you deserve every bit of unpleasant/embarrassing feels you got.
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>brother knows I browse 4chan
>thinks I must be really into memes
>constantly showing me memes he sees on reddit on facebook
>shows me 'memes' he and his friends make
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>>36611607
holy shit that sounds like my brother
He constantly sends me Reddit memes
I politely "lol", how can I make it clear I really do not give a fuck about this garbage?
Pic related, he sends me stuff like this
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I keep imagining this scenario in my head:
>someone trying to shoot up the school with a pistol
>I manage to get to the shooter before he hits anyone
>Next I'm wrestling him for the gun
>he shoots and hits my left arm
>I manage to land an uppercut on his chin, making him lose his balance
>I grab the gun, and then kick the hand holding it, and take the gun to myself
>I then hit the shooter with the gun, making him lose consciousness
>everyone praises me as a hero
After that scene I also imagine all the chads and Stacies in my class wanting to be my friends and inviting me to all kinds of things. I'm probably highly autistic but imagining all this makes me feel kinda good.
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Same desu except my fantasies always end with the cops shooting me because they mistook me for the shooter after I shoot him.
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>>36611210
>somehow get a military grade assault rifle
>go to school when there is lunch
>open fire towards the cafeteria which is full of people
>shoot everybody else
>die while fighting the police
>no manifesto
>no motivation
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>>36611210
I imagine shooting up my school sometimes instead.
>>36611431
Yeah same, except I just kill everyone.
Honestly idk how to feel about it. Obviously I'd never do it.
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I have a little over 200 mg of Ambien, what can I mix it with to get this all over with. Bonus points if it's painless.
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Anyone know of a better place to ask?
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>>36611560
Ask /adv/, /fit/ or /lgbt/
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>>36611560
hey anon! talk to me i'm here
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FUCK GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT REDDIT IS DOWN WE'RE GOING TO BE CRUSHED WITH A WAVE OF NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_GruNNmbKM
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>>36611144
hold strong brother we musnt fall here
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>>36611144
WHAT?! WE ARE DOOMED
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Fucking roasties are already shitting up the board
>>36608143
What the hell is up with all the pro Wendy's posts on all the boards?
Are we being raided?
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>>36611124
>What the hell is up with all the pro Wendy's posts on all the boards?
>Are we being raided?
It's just one faggot who thinks he's funny
I wish the mods banned him
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>>36611124
I dont know. but I sure as hell dont mind it.
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>>36611124
Flavor of the month, ignore it, it'll pass as always. It's like what happened last month with that bitch from Dragon Maid or whatever.
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This is some serious buIlshit!
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>>36611107
>filling out the captcha properly
I use legacy mode captcha and misspell.
Who here remembers /reniggering/?
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>>36611317
I didn't know you could force the legacy mode, I thought that operation nigger worked.
Protip: you can still fuck with Captcha subtly by not selecting every single square with a car/storefront/whatever, especially the blurry ones
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>>36611107
Has anyone else noticed that Captcha is trying to gain the ability to identify cars recently? First time it asked me it made me feel sick, like I was contributing ti a future orwellian hellhole with automatic car tracking algorithms across various CCTV
im currently losing my mind on lsd give suggestions on what to do please
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>>36611077
Why are you losing your mind?
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>>36611077
Listen to Kid a by radiohead and think about loving a qt gf
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watch shrek
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Personality Reconfiguration
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Are there any steps a man can take to cause a permanent, systemic change to his personality?
pic vaguely related
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yeah i'll bump my own thread
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>>36611076
if you are an E type you can reconfigure your personality by actually fucking dying
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why is intj so scary...?
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Act like the average Reddit user in this thread.
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gay redditor here
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Reddit is a better place for discussion than this shithole
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Drumpf? FUCK him!
Now, Bill Gates and Elon Musk? Those are the billionaires I want in charge.
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>ywn an eccentric autistic mulatto who harasses roasties on TV for a living
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gSkLjRCfGI
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>>36611028
you don't feel any sympathy for them? you can actually pinpoint when some of their hearts fucking shatter when they realize they're just being made fun of
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>>36611184
>sympathy for them
Are you some kind of literal faggot?
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>>36611028
okay sorry im not "cool enough" to hate all roasties. sorry i'm a human fucking being towards other human beings. fuck you faggot OP and every other faggot on this board
Everyone has THAT relative. Let's tell our stories.
>uncle died
>ex junkie cousin is in town to visit
>she's been staying with us for 4 days
>won't shut the fuck up
>keeps buying shit and mailing it to her kids
>is fucking weird in general
>dad won't tell her to leave
>got in a fight with her nearly quadriplegic boyfriend tonight
>making him stay outside
>turned the fucking outside lights on
>light is shining into my eyes through my window
>too autistic to tell them to turn them off
>can't sleep
I'm gonna lose my mind. I can't take another day of this shit
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Have one cousin who won't stay away from drugs. He's gotten arrested twice. Always posting crazy, borderline suicidal stuff on facebook. Always talking about how women can't be trusted. He'd actually fit in pretty well on /r9k/. Haven't actually seen him in probably 4 years
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>>36610970
He's probably here right now anon.
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>>36610994
Doubt it, to be honest. He isn't really a computer person, outside of the most likely alcohol or drug fueled facebook ranting. The last time I visited his house, he didn't even own a computer. He used the one at his brothers or the library
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I remember once being a young child full of so much excitement and curiosity about a world that I assumed was an amazing place.
As I've grown older that excitement that once shined brighter than anything possible has been absolutely extinguished.
I realised that the world is a cruel and bitter place full of callous people who will do nothing unless it benefits them in some sort of way.
Humans throughout history have made up stories and theories about fantastical afterlives because they cannot accept that they are already living in hell.
We have no purpose nor reason for living on, to breed? Then what? It'll come to a point where our population is unsustainable, the planet will surely be destroyed with humanity along with it.
We really are nothing but parasites that destroy everything we touch, we are not worthy of any salvation should it even exist.
I'm sure you'll write this sentiment off as some edgy dickhead but surely you can find some truth in it, there's no point in being alive. All life is meaningless, our existance is meaningless.
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>>36610918
Don't worry. That's just one of the stages. You'll eventually come to realize that everything exists because it has to, and that within our infinite number of universes, each and every possible scenario is played out, even the shitty ones. They're all entirely necessary and perfect.
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>>36610918
It's not even "edgy"
The people who automatically proclaim that simply can't accept the fact that oblivion is fate that awaits each and everyone of else and even the world itself. This isn't speculation, opinion or edginess. It's fact. To see it as anything else is just a coping mechanism, in my opinion.
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>>36610918
Read Schopenhauer
you'd like him
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What would you say if a girl who looked like this asked you out on a date?
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>randy fuck off
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>>36610900
"It looks like you're already on one with your ghost buddy.
Hey pal, it may be none of my business, but you shouldn't let your tub of a girlfriend disrespect you like that, if you're a poltergeist throw some fucking books at her or something. What a bitch."
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>>36610900
I'd date her but she might be haunted. Fuckin spookie ghosts around..
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(Btw pic related is my left leg, right leg got amputated) Help me out here please people, Ever since my near fatal motorbike accident I have had a very bad fear of death, not just death but the process of dying.
Has anyone of you been at the scene of someone who was dying either at hospital or somewhere else? I would love to hear your stories.
Basically I died at the scene but they brought me back in the ambulance then I died again on the way and they brought me back in the hospital.
NOW the fucked up thing is I remember it, I was lying on the pavement, couldnt move much and then a numb feeling started creeping up on me, eventually I started having great difficulty breathing that made me panic quite a bit as I tried to stand up but could not and eventually to my horror I started choking on my own fluids, and then I passed out.
Now I have been doing a shit load of research into what happens when you get old etc, What concerns me the most is that in the majoritiy of cases is like a FEW DAYS of the following process: First you get bedridden, then eventually you cannot control your bowels and need constant cleaning/changing of sheets. Fluid builds up in the lungs which can also cause panic attacks or agitation. Then if you lucky you hallucinate and eventually if the pain doesnt make you go first you simply death rattle (choke to death)
My question for debate is how do you plan on avoiding this shit?
I plan on a shotgun blast to the head, not a fuck am I going through this, imagine if you have no family or close friends at the time? Nah man fuck this. I do not agree with this finality.
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>>36610727
yes, i see a death every 2-4 weeks or so
most people die pretty peacefully when they finally get to that point, but a lot of times they are suffering right before
make sure you are DNR/DNI before you're unable to make that decision
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Same. I'll have blown my head off long before any of that shit happens.
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>>36610798
Aren't you a doctor? What kind?