Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 612. page

>>39331092
Hey there, /r/cringeanarchy user

Pretty terrible and not funny.

>>39331108
>being this cringe
>thinking this comment is at all funny or clever
Time to get that autism diagnosis my dude

how do i watch and where

i don't have sky or anything

>>39330996
theres a youtube stream up my nigga

>>39330975
tinfoil hat general?

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My boyfriend had this happen to him before. Wait a few weeks, my boyfriend did and he could cum again. If that doesn't work, see a doctor.

>>39330964
>>get high get blowjob cum

>>39330964
Close your eyes and try again

>>39330889
>Com Truise

>not Mitch Murder.

>>39331071
Com Truise is the best synthwave artist though.

>>39331125
Says who?

Some Jewish music commentator?

Not symmetrical enough. Someone post panzer waifus

She's brown and has long legs

>>39330881
Fuck off back to /v/

>Is x our guy?
>Who was in the wrong?
>What the fuck was his problem?
>et etc

Kill all yourselves

>>39330872

That's about my own size, though.

What's the deal with this bitch? Did r9k foolishly believe she wasn't a slut or something prior to the inevitable blacked shoots?

>>39330890
Sure, anon. Sounds very oregano

>>39330833
he wouId be called gay

>>39330833
Being a female adapting male traits isn't seen as bad in society. Look at all the "muh young independent woman" shit there is out there.

Men taking on feminine traits is treated poorly as it should be. Very few women want a feminine male.

To get to your point though, female orbiters do exist. They orbit chad. Someone so ridiculously masculine that they transcend 80% of the population.
Male orbiters exist because they lack female attention.

Female orbiters exist because they want the best.

>>39330865
By who? It doesn't matter because it's shit females watch, maybe they would think it's cute. He can act like a normal masculine guy while doing it, not like a flamboyant faggot. Do you think female twitch streamers or athletes are gay?

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>>39330813
Tell her that you hate Jews and think women shouldn't vote and greentext what happens

Lock her in a room alone with a computer. Every webpage is blocked except for youtube videos by thunderf00t, Sargon of Akkad, and PragerU. She can only leave when she admits that women aren't in any way superior or more morally righteous to men :)

You got lucky anon. If you were much younger she would have probably forced you to transition.

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>about to cum
>mom comes home

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>Mother comes in
>Joins you

>hear footsteps
>door locked
>other door locked too
>live alone
>mfw

It's pretty nu-pol /tv inspired CAMWHORE bs. Ban it.

>>39330559
Yes, with the exception of roastie hate threads obviously

>>39330559
>Should generals be banned from /r9k/?
I don't see a problem with a general browsing/posting on /r9k/ as long as he's a robot or at least a failed normie.

>>39330480
Stop freaking out OP, she's clearly an emotionally juvenile twat and you're better off without her.

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>Too scared to have sex because not only am I uncircumcised, but also have PHIMOSIS

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCKCKCKCK

LOOOOL

>Tfw I was circumcised
>Tfw it left scarring pearly penis papules underneath my dicc

Life is a crapshoot

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frickin sweet lois

>She degrades herself like a dog

hot asf bruh

>>39330374
this is an abstract feel and i understand it

but i don't put saltwater in my nose, i just remember the feeling and am reminded of cozy vacations with a loving family to protect me

Salty milk and chocolate coins

tfw holding 670k digibags

STFU don't ruin it!

>>39330357
If you think you're going to get any (You)s without telling a story then you're still tripping

>>39330703
Im at 270mgs still dont see what all the rage is about its just like ketamine but less potent. DXM is tight, but how much do you need to do to actually trip

>>39330242
Some rando niggas brawling you ain't missing anything

>>39331338
ITS FULLLLL
SOMEONE SEND ME LINKKKKK
AAAAARRRHHHHJ

Booted from your gay room wtf