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my dad died on 9/11. his last words were "allahu akbar!"

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actually found a use for this image now

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>>36615299
My grandfather died in a Auschwitz. He fell off a guard tower.

>getting stuck between a moving lift/escalator and getting dragged into the mechanisms

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>>36615282
>Midly afraid of spiders.
>Tfw see a spider as big as my thumb on my bed
>Didn't sleep there for 3 days.
>The fear was somewhat normal for a while.
Fast forward half a year later.
>Having nice cozy dream
>suddely 2 guys hold me down while thousands, if not millions small spiders crawl towards me
>They crawl in and out of my mouth and eye sockets
>They eat my eyes
>Tfw traumatised for life

Also Goose-desu.

I'm afraid of not greeting black people, just in case they assume I'm racist for not doing so.

So I make an effort to greet them nicely, I don't do this for any other race or person, as I am an autist.

Is this some weird reverse racism going on? Is it racist of me to only greet blacks?

>>36615279
What do you think itching powder will do to her insides?

>>36615279
That would mean she's a lesbian, judging by the double ended dildo and feeldo.

>>36615279
Steal them.

>>36615264
Dude KOTOR was so good. Thanks for reminding me

>>36615264
What kind of bait is this? Please advise...

Here is some advice, post this in >>>/adv/

NYC sucks
originally

>>36615233
Just go walk there and be homeless.

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>>36615233

The Empire State Building does not really have that many floors. New York is full of sham skyscrapers. Mason digits confirm who is responsible.

>>36615183
Run the media and the banks. They control public opinion and the flow of money the two most important things in the world

In most cases by meritocratically outperforming their competition.

>>36615246
This tbqh. It's odd that whites are taking so long to pick up on this.

>>36615153
They were normies and i like to think theat they tried to stop him.

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>>36615153
Because he was mad noone gave him some assfuck

Because he was a retarded cuck who didn't go after the people who actually hurt him like 90% of spree shooters.
Honestly have no clue why most of this board rides his grubby hapa cock so hard.

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We are here for you fellow robo

you're the reason he killed himself

>>36614971

No. I was the only person he could trust. It probably wasn't suicide too.

>>36614868
Why were you making "small talk" with a child? Don't bullshit me.

Maybe you should stop being a creepy pedo OP

>>36614879
>female talks to a kid or gives a gentle smile when he/she looks at female
>nothign wrong

>be male, do the same
>mother immediatly grabs child
>mfw get namecalled for pedo

>>36614867
Because she never wore a pair of assless chaps...publicly atleast.

Self-Grandeur

>>36614867
Her ass is cottage cheese

Because my parents are still alive

Because I'm committed to following this wild ride to the end. That, and I actually have it pretty good. Great wealthy family, white, handsome, not a manlet, intelligent. One day things are gonna look up for me!

Parents, thats the only reason fer me

My vote goes toward Hatred. Pretty fun game.

I really, really want to play Watch Dogs 2 but I'm a poorfag neet

>>36614827
I'd say Dead Space

You just some average guy who fights monster while trying to forget about that one girl and then you fight even more monsters and you don't even care anymore but you still can't get the girl but then when you finally do she leaves you and then everyone hates you but you're still fighting monsters. For robots these monsters are metaphorical of course.

>>36614827
>unleashes his supreme gentlefury on roasties
Enjoying your "psychopathic mass murderer" rank?

>>36614806
Step 1) Tulpa
Step 2) ???
Step 3) PHONEFUCK

if you love it, let it go

throw it in the garbage

>>36614806
One of my favorite movies of all time. I've watched it 4 times and I unironically cry every time.

Nobody? Come on, not all of you are virgins.

Arnie is really a woman.

>>36614747
Polygamy makes my soul hurt though

Getting away with murder is pretty easy as long as you two have never had any known grievances with each other.

Ask him if he's aware that he is invoking the name of an ancient egyptian frog deity everytime he says that

>>36614681
But forensic evidence n shit?