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>>36611068
>am 18
Sure you are, kid.

>>36611068
You're about to make a terrible mistake anon.
You aren't going to persuade any of them, regardless of how brilliant your logic is, because they all have a vested interest in maintaining their reputations. Your reputation, on the other hand, will be ruined. This might not matter to you very much since you're about to graduate, but your high school class will always be loosely in touch after graduation, and you don't want to alienate many of them.
There are ways to piss off SJWs that might actually gain traction with a lot of people in your class; instead of making yourself look like an asshole, you can make them look like the problem instead. But if you spend your time railing against muh race mixing the SJWs are going to look much more reasonable to the rest of your class. Don't help them out.
t.Somebody who's revealed their power level too much

>>36611068

Don't fucking do it.

Just don't,

>>36610942
Ever since getting redpilled on women I have no idea how anyone doesn't see what I see in them. How can I go back to blissful ignorance? Can I ever find a tolerable woman and pretend to be happy?

>>36610942
>press F for his bank account (40k/month)
How the fuck is this shit legal?
What lawmaker said "hey, a woman needs 480,000$/year to raise kids, it's the only way"?

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>>36611197
No.

Buy a fleshlight and move on. You'll actually find it freeing not being overly concerned with finding "the one"

Just smoked a small joint
High af laying down on my hammock outside
I have to be up for work in like 5 hours but it doesnt mater
Ill just smoke at work like i do everyday to get me through the day

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Been dabbing every day for the past two years. Go through an ounce of terpene flavored Clear every 2 weeks or so. AMA

>>36610815
Fucking degenerate fagit

>>36610576
>No pic posted, no wife
Such is the fate of the robot.

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>wanting a wife
>in 2017

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She's a huge anime fan

fuck off roastie/fag

>>36610228
>Is this acceptable or am I committing mind rape? Is this objectification? What if I kiss my pillow too?
It's perfectly acceptable, in fact it's very cute :)
You should tell him about it, maybe he wants to hug you too

>>36610228
HOLY FUVK ANON I feel this exact same feel too

I'm undecided as to who I should cuddle my pillow and think about or if I should do it at all

Sighh

Well? I already tried on /r/foreveralonedating :(

are you fat too? are you qt?

>>36609853
holy shit op. I thought this was a picture of my mom. She looks almost identical, except my mom is obviously older

Shemales/futanari

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Weight gain literally had me nutting for ages

>>36609719
ant-porn

I just wordlessly stand up and let them fight for the seat. My money is on the zombie.

I would give it to the old lady. The pregnant lady and the broken foot guy should still be young and strong enough to stand. Of course someone else could give them a seat.

>>36608899
the old person. They have little time left, might as well be nice

You do that after you abuse her

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>>36608634
>I will never experience holding onto an attractive guy after making passionate love with him

>tfw never hugged a girl outside of family
>tfw never held a girls hand
>tfw never kissed a girl

>tfw girl would date me, break up with me, fuck around with other guys, and then come back to justify basically having a long term relationship with me and cheating
>tfw I put up with several rounds of this

>be in middle school
>starry-eyed, belief in myself, autistic
>ask out a gorgeous girl
>she says yes
>wave hi to her and her cute little friend every day for a week
>she calls me over at lunch one day
>"Anon, that was fake, we're not going out"
>laughs
>jumps up on the back of a giant Chad
>he walks away
>I learned what a heartless slut looks like

>go to concert with friends
>having fun
>decide do gtfo of my confort zone because i'm always scared of approaching chicks and that might be why i'm not successful with them
>remember something that my friend said
>"if you shoot 10 times, at least one's bound to hit"
>first time actively hitting on girls
>attempt 9 times
>rejected 9 times
>didn't score
>didn't prove my friend wrong

I know this knowledge is valuable but i have no idea what to do with it

>had a gf
You're not a robot. You're a parasite normalfag who needs to be purged.

We're pretty similar, OP. You should listen to Joan Crawford. It's my favorite BOC song.

>>36606438
> male
> 21 yrs
> 5'10
> purest white
> fat fuck
> no social media
> did well in trade school
> several gfs, virgin
> no instrument
> i like this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qNW_jN8WZQ
> favorite artist/band: sick puppies
BONUS:
> INTJ
> I hate dogs and cats
> lvl 75 combat in osrs
> no depression no weed

>>36606373
Do it. Now that you spilled the beans like a fucking retard they will never let it be.

>>36606373
Yeah right it's so fucking rare for an investment to pay out over 15% let alone some 6000% shit without having it be some sort of art

>>36606373
what the fuck did you do? origami

>>36601341
Abs and a chad personality.

>>36601341
Lies that they're still young and attractive.

a strong back and a fat cock

>>36601273
thighs > feet

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Chocolate-covered feet are the best

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>Happy Valentines day anon! I brought you some chocolate!

dear OP

you're a faggot

t. anon

>>36597650
Dear OP,

You are a faggot. Please kill yourself as soon as possible.

Sincerely,
Anon

Dear D,

Im over it, us , the past. Attending college in the fall and doing well for myself. Im ready to move forward and wipe the slate clean. If you want to be freinds , you know how to reach me. I live near pauls mom if you are ever out this way. Im sorry for everything. Sincerily.

L.O