https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3432706/north-korea-propaganda-film-nuclear-bombs-us-capitol/
>p-p-people with p-pectus c-can't be drafted right?
right?
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>>36618512
He puts out the same video every year. The landmark is always different.
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>>36618555
Nice digits fampai
oregi
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>>36618512
Just fake being bipolar. Not hard really. It's what I did to make sure I would never be drafted and people would let me be neet in peace.
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You meet a girl online and agree to meet up for sex. When she shows up at the motel you notice right away she looks nothing like her pics, but decide to roll with it. Right when you're about to have sex, she whips out her dick and says she's trans.
If you could murder them with zero consequences or anyone finding out; Would you?
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>>36618446
I could care less.
If she managed to fool me to the point we are having sex together it means she already passed pretty much every test.
From voice to looks and hand holding skills to personality.
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>>36618446
nah, maybe warn friends of the weirdo lurking my dating app. this doesn't really warrant murder tho
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I say: "but xou (trust me it is the right word to use), dicks are social constructions!" and we make love.
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>tfw waiting for step dad to leave to steal booze
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>>36618431
Why does your stepdad steal booze? Are you poor?
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>>36618461
he does for beer but that's not what I ment when he leaves I am taking some liquor
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>stepdad never left
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What do you think the world would be like if everyone was born with a superpower?
You could be born with a really shitty one or a really good one, but every single person would have a superpower.
How would the world change?
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Every single person my ass
Knowing my ass, i'd probably be the only one without one
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>>36618524
knowing my luck*
god damn
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>>36618524
No, everyone gets one, assume it would be a fundamental characteristic on the same level as having a brain or a spine.
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tinder fucking sucks I fucking HATE women
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>>36618265
Why do you swipe right to ads?
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>>36618265
What should I be gleaning from this picture? Hermoine looks cute.
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>>36618342
Tinder has ads interspersed with real people. What you can glean is that only ads, and no real people, matched with OP.
>japanese zoo puts cute anime versions of animals in the habitats
>one penguin becomes so obsessed with the anime girl that he stops eating because he doesn't want to leave her
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Link? Story?
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Fuck Japs.
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>>36618303
http://goboiano.com/japan-puts-anime-in-zoo-and-penguin-adopts-a-waifu/
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I know nothing about 4chan, AMA! 2017-04-28 02:55:03 Post No.36618222
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I know nothing about 4chan, AMA!
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Hey guys, new to 4chan here. Ask me anything!
Now to clarify: by "new" I mean I've heard of the site and I know only about the troll things that 4chan does that hit the media (Raids, Mountain Dew slogan, calling people fag). I will be answering any and all question for the next hour or so. Make me feel at home, the full "4chan experience".
Picture is not related, it's a picture of some kid in my class's foot zoomed in a shit ton.
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YOU DARE ENTER MY LAIR? YOU MUST DIE
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Welcome to 4chan, new anon!! Enjoy your stay! (:
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>>36618222
I give it 4 weeks until you start craving trap dick
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Any programmer robots here?
How is your life? Did you have a hard time finding a job? Or are you still studying?
I'm still in college, studying CS. I love the math and stuff, and spend most of my time studying.
Figured that I was sensitive to sound (prolly assburgers) and bought myself a pair of foam ear plugs. Been having superhuman concentration for studying since.
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>how's your life
Bad and good.
>Do you have a hard time finding a job? Or are you studying
I'm doing a Bachelors in IT and I swear to god my classmates are dumb as fuck.
>hey anon why are you so good in this unit?
> Do you study when you reach home?
> Did you go to a special school to learn how to code?
FUCKING NORMIES!!!! JUST PRACTICE. YOU WONT GET ANY BETTER IF YOU DONT DO ANYTHING! AAAAAAAAA
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I hate people like this
>hey bro I heard you're good with computers
>could you please check out my laptop, I don't know what's wrong with it. (Most of the time they'll say it's a virus or its slow)
And they don't even pay you for fixing their computers. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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working on an a* pathing implementation for some dumb class.
so im a cs student at university, ive applied to internships but absolutely bombed the technical test where I have to code, which I suspect was basically a retard filter. the problems were easy but I choked because I like to take a long time to think about problems and it was weird with someone watching me on skype. am I fucked for getting a job in the industry if I can't do these interviews? also my grades are trash
>attractive girl flirts with me on the bus
>tell her to stop bothering me
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>have to write 200 word essay due tomorrow
>actually write 201 word essay before the deadline
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>ask an autist if the seat is taken
>he tells you to stop bothering him
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>obese male and female fight over seats
>report them both
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how do i get 35k in 1.5 years as an 18 year old with no expierence
i have very few expenses, no friends and my mom
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Suck 350 dicks
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>>36618109
Join the army. Live 4 years no expenses and save 200k by the end. Watch the markets while your in the army and paper trade when you can. Then live a comfy life day trading from home at the age of 22.
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Work full-time for the next year and a half and you'll have more than 35k.
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i cuddled naked with a girl. she doesnt want to have sex bc shes waiting for marriage
i dont think i could do it again. i will rape her
wat do
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>>36618079
What is it like? Is the urge really that strong? How old are y'all?
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>>36618079
Honestly? Just tell her it makes you uncomfortable, she'll understand
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>>36618106
it was nice. we're both 20.
>>36618169
i fear not being able to do this again if i tell her
literally cuddling naked as a robot with a thicc girl
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Just got circumcised AMA
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>>36618068
Why did you get circumcised originally?
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Who is the rightful ruler of Outworld?
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Why? I have phimosis and my doc said I don't need to get circumsized if I don't want to, they have creams and stuff I can use to stretch the skin.
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Help me text my girlfriend 2017-04-28 02:45:18 Post No.36618054
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Help me text my girlfriend
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I want to write her a poem, but all I have so far is this.
>Roses are red
>Violets are blue
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Why are Violets not violet
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Roses are red
Traps are gay
It is time for the Serbian revenge
All the mosques will be blown away
Will that do?
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I'm going to slit your throat
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>tfw no feminine trap gf (boy)
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>>36618048
Damn, this succubus meme is well hidden underground.
I have not been able to find anything on it outside 4chan posts.
gud maymay
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>>36618828
This.
It's way too gay and edgy for normies to pick up on
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>>36618877
Not too many on even 4chan seems to know about it, no?
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Um since it'd be bothering you I'll say it here Aya:
Good morning
have a nice day!
I hope we can talk when you're free! thank you for reading
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Good morning to you cutie, from not Aya
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I was wondering when you would wake up
I missed you
Hey do you plan on getting married
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>>36618716
Um um
why do you ask about that stuff