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kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me
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>>39331645
Cute show!
What's there to dislike?
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>>39331645
yeah but think about the froot loops and grape soda. Those taste good, live for those.
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Say no more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBu20c5156U

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>tfw straight but love to see cocks cumming

So not that straight i guess.
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>>39331576
>tfw straight but love to see cocks cumming
Plenty of women feel that way OP.
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>>39331576
>straight
>love to see cocks cumming

Pick one or post your tits.
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it's just satisfying to watch

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>tfw hit a new low
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>this is a bar this low?

anon tell me what happen before i come over and suck that dick
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What you do Anon? Oregano0o1
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>>39331537
(You) Tell us the story Anon

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Where can I find a woman who likes skinny manlets with big eyes and weak jaws?
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>>39331494
>Where can I find a woman who likes skinny manlets with big eyes and weak jaws?
highschool
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>>39331581
This. Outside of that, you're probably out of luck, OP. Consider becoming a trap since you'll probably be more attractive as a girl than as a guy.
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>>39331600
don't lie to him

I look like that and though no girl would ever like me because I don't look manly, then when I got my first job crap loads of coworkers were hitting on me including my 40 year old boss. Also a nurse in her 40s, a coworker at another job in her 30s, and my cousin who is 40.

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I'm such a fucking loser.
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>>39331492
aw gee, don't be so hard on yurself pal! your a winner!
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>>39331558
I've been avoiding sugar and cigarettes and booze but idk why anymore.

my life is a joke

my humiliation is all over me
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>>39331492
>everyone who comments about me says I look tired
>get 8 hours of sleep
>it's actually severe suicidal depression

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I am satisfied with living.
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I do not want to be dead.
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living is worth it
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i no longer want to kill myself

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Why don't you get a grown woman who works the 9 to 5?
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they typically don't go for NEET men
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>>39331393
Because I don't deserve a woman who has a job while I don't
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https://youtu.be/FrLequ6dUdM

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>tfw i found the twitter and instagram of my psychologist
>tfw she had a tall chad boyfriend
>tfw she told me that i should not focus on my looks because looks doesnt matter at all
BITCH BITCH BITCH

she will never fuck me because im a 5'7 ugly manlet
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Women psycologist provide jack shit and give bad advice. They rely on the fact there women to try and get you to open up to them and they have zero useful tips or insight into how to help or why you are the way you are.
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Wow a women lied to you about her superficiality unheard of anon
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Psychologist is shit. What you should really do is put all of your money and time into improving your looks, because they are the only thing that matter.

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>be me
>at walmart getting loaf of bread
>see this sexy ass girl walk by
>internal debate with self
>had a nice ass in tight pants and nice tits as well with her middrift showing with nice long hair
>go up to her ask what's up and shit she laughs at a joke I tell her and we hit it off for a bit
>She's 14
>I awkwardly get out of there
WHAT THE FUCK SHE LOOKED LIKE A GROWN WOMAN
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pathetic bump
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>>39331356
>I awkwardly get out of there
You were doing good up until this point.
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>>39331356
Wow,a robot actually approaching a female?
get outta town

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Sup, robots? Drunk and lonely anon here, wanna chat for a while?
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>>39331310
Bump, goddamit, i`m so sad.
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Watching the fight tonight?
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>>39331310
stupid fucking people not invitng me anywhere. now im just drunk and alone once again. fuck everything end this eternity of misery

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Anyone else get a kick out of pissing people off? I'm autismal when it comes to this. For instance, I know a kid who's super PC and I love saying the most racist shit around him just to trigger the faggot. It's great being 6'4'' and fit cause nobody ever challenges me physically.
I also conceal carry so that helps too...
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I used to oppose this because it seemed petty and stupid but now I just hate normies so much I'm okay with it.

I can't even talk to women without triggering them over some bullshit so why care about their "feelings" anymore? They sure don't care about mine.
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Im not even racist but i say racist things around normalfags because i know it will make them mad.
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yeah i couldn't agree more. So many people are fucking ifiots today you may as well have fun with it. Also im taller than almost evryone my age.

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I don't have any syringes and I'm out of eggs at the moment. If I ejaculate inside a hen, will the egg she lays tomorrow contain a homonculus? Now I even have an incubator to use. Since the egg will already have been fertilized before it was laid, and I have a proper incubator, I have a better chance of successfully creating one than that Russian guy did.
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If you fuck a chicken then nothing will have happened except that you raped an animal.
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>>39331261
Surely that's not as bad as killing it?
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>>39331261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkIn37_B3Rk

Misunderstand. Something like this, my semen would be in a bottle cap, or other shallow container.

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I'm out of weed.
Should I take a fuckload of benadryl?
I'm going to take a fuckload of benadryl
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Enjoy your spiders.
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>>39331159
Take enough to kys pls
sage
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Enjoy the spiders, m9.

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> Another day, another 5000 calories

I can't go on any longer
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>>39331137
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Obesity Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Food Like Nigga Close Your Pantry Haha
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>>39331137
>another 5000 calories
Is that some sort of crash diet?
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>his bmr is not 10000kcal

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Sing a song edition

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0kLJuiHQ8sb
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>>39331093
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0E9BoZY80le
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>>39331093

https://vocaroo.com/i/s15kUqm5Gu2G
whatcha gonna do anons
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>>39331093
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0kLJuiHQ8sb
Where is your accent from, OP?

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