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Alright, which one of you autists is shaving cats?
http://www.roanoke.com/news/virginia/rash-of-shaved-cats-found-in-waynesboro/article_24ae6b20-7d5f-545a-aa74-9f446f9bd45e.html
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Tell me the truth, are you fucking them?
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When I was a kid I drew a picture book titled "100 Ways to Shave a Cat" filled with various bizarre cat shaving methods
My friends loved it and my teachers were clearly disturbed by it
Wasn't me tho
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>>36621676
I'm believe you. But, man... When you say something like that...
You just became suspect numero uno, kid.
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I was in Manchester, UK today and I saw a guy there who I swear comes here. Just something about him screamed robot. He was a German guy sitting on his suitcase. You here, Hans? What are you doing in Britain?
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>>36621487
How could you tell he was German
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>>36621526
I overheard him talking.
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>>36621487
You should ask in here >>36616123
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retro thread edition because I don't have any other OP pics saved
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literally feel like offing myself at the slightest thing wrong
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>>36621434
Thank you from saving us from that nightmare
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Still debating between BF1 or TF2 lads
PSN have a sale right nowt to get both for 45 bong. Tempting offer but I was only planning on paying 30 for one
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I haven't fapped in a week and I'm horny as fuck at work. I got an hour left so let's post huge tits so when I get home I can bust like a volcano.
Also share experiences, pics, etc about huge tits.
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Hell yeah. Chestlets BTFO
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have a stacy
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All I want is a big tit gf. Is that too much to ask for? I'd worship her tits all day.
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>tfw no Romanian gf (female)
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>>36621358
I know 2 romanian fembots.
One almost-normie and one jailbait.
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>>36621372
Contact info pls.ty.
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>>36621372
Which one of them are you interested in?
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Anyone else here grew up in a white neighborhood where most people had money, and didn't realize how good you had it till you grew up and moved out to somewhere that was worse?
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>>36621269
No i grew up very poor and ate alot of ramen noodles because my parents where too stupid to make beans and rice
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Because your parents were successful, unlike you you worthless piece of garbage.
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The only thing that's "good" is the material quality of your life, how much worthless shit you can buy
It's still a bland purposeless existence
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Can you guys give me something to do
I dont want to have another panic attack
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Go the nearest street and catalogue every car that passes by for the next 4 hours
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watch scary movies
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post nudes you animey
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What happened to the anon who became a normie yesterday?
We kept bumping his thread for 2 days, but eventually it got archived and I couldn't find a new thread about it since.
His thread: >>36544227
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bump, I'm curious
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bumping
adsadasdassd
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Bumpo because why not
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Why is the world so fake? Why do normies perpetuate this superficial way of living life? No one is straightforward and sincere anymore. Hell, maybe they never were and I just recently caught up with it all.
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>>36621231
Because social media enables them to do it.
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>>36621292
Could this ever change or have we opened Pandora's box?
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Sounds like you need to change who you hang out with.
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How does it feel knowing this guy has felt pussy and you're will a virgin?
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>>36621077
Still a virgin*
Igorim
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I'm glad for him
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>>36621077
Curious to be honest. Like in what kind of scenario did this happen.
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Hey anon, think you can catch me meow?
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>>36621074
probably not because i have to walk
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>>36621074
Is that supposed to be Seruti Stururuson?
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Why are cat ears so fucking hot on girls
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>Be me
>College man-child autist
>Stay in room 24 hours a day playing vidya on weekends
>Stock up on food beforehand to avoid human interaction
>Piss in cups and pour them out the window
>Use a headset so I can pretend to sleep if my housemates try to bother me
>Normal Saturday night playing csgo in my cave
>Loud drunk housemates came home with normie friends
>Don't care continue vidya
>Suddenly the urge to shit hits harder than ever
>Can't go to the toilet because it's past the normies
>The enormous shit starts trying to squeeze out of my pooper
>Pull my pants down and grab a grocery bag
>Barely able to squat over the bag in time
>The sweet feeling of release overwhelms me
>The first two turds miss the bag completely and plop down on the carpet
>Catch the rest in the bag but start pissing too
>Pissing A LOT
>Enjoying the private toilet time in the comfort of my room
>Suddenly my door burst open
>My housemate stands in the doorway with a drunken grin
>Then his brain begins to compute what he is seeing
>Me half naked holding a bag under my ass with shit and piss on the carpet
>His expression changes to confused disgust
>"what the fuck dude"
>"I-I-Uhh"
>He slams the door
>I start shaking from the autsim
>Suddenly everyone in the house goes from loud to quiet
>Then hear loud "Eww" and WTF sounds from outside
>He told them all
>Lock my door and stay in my room rationing food and shitting in bags for 4 days
>Housemate doesn't talk to me anymore
How should I overcome my crippling autism/ an hero?
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Just tell him you have crippling social anxiety, u waited to poop for so long cuz scared and realized u waited too long so u shat in a bag instead of shtiing your pants half way to toilet infront of everyone._._._._.
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Wait, is OP serious?
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>>36621050
>locks himself in his room
>doesnt barricade the door
0/10 would not NEET with.
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Never ending ringing in my ears, hands always shaking. Please someone make it stop. I can't take it anymore.
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>>36620983
a gun makes it stop forever anon
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>>36620983
Go to the doctor, dumbo
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>>36620983
Withdrawal?
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Anyone heard from Sniffjizzer, it's been a week and I need closure
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bump
I hope he's OK, I doubt he wouldn't visit r9k for 4 days if everything was fine.
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>>36620924
Bump
I wonder what happened. I hope he's doing alright. That girl that watched him jerk off and refused to join in was a bitch.
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Come back to us Sniff, let us know what happened
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Misaki Friday 2017-04-28 05:30:58 Post No.36620889
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Misaki Friday
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April's almost over anons
Surely she's waiting for the nice summer weather to meet youidk what that other thread was yousawnothing
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https://tatsuhikotakimoto.com/2016/04/27/misaki-evocation-meditation-english-ver-now-released/
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>>36620889
She's waiting for summer, for that parasol to have some use. I am sure.
How have your weeks - with a lack of Misaki - been everyone? I haven't done a lot.. I want to reread the manga, but want to wait for the right moment. I don't want to do it at some random time that doesn't feel "right". It's too special for that.
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>>36620889
Mesucky rike sucky chinko desu yo ne