You are almost there, wagecuck. Enjoy your two days of freedom.
>>36624350
Thisor three days in some countries.
Wagecuck is quite a demeaning term for the people that make it possible for us to be NEETs, ya know.
>>36624350
We get 3 days off this weekend in the UK, OP
My younger Sister is 15 and I can already see her starting to go downhill. Every time I visit my family shes playing gangster nigger music and already has a "boyfriend" who's a spic that's a year older then her, and I suspect shes lost her virginity to him. Shes failing school but forges grades to keep my parents from worrying.
What can I do to stop this?
Wow /r9k/ is so fast now
>>36624346
What's she look like
Originally
>>36624346
there's only one way
kill the boyfriend
> tfw used to be a lanky (115 pounds) 5'8'' guy
> tfw said "fuck it" whatever, I'll just give the working out meme a try
> tfw got Tom Hardy-fit after three months of working out every other day and not being a vidya-slave
> tfw women now pay attention to me and ogle me everywhere I go.
Get fit, lads. It's the best feeling ever.
>>36624256
>tfw women now pay attention to me and ogle me everywhere I go
Fuck off normie
I don't believe that in 3 months you got fit enough for girls to swoon over you, sorry not buying it, unless youre on juice, 90 days isn't going to result in such a transformation. You went from a complete virgin loser to ogled at by random chicks? Sure you did buddy
>>36624347
I'm a robot at heart.
>tfw I'm twink top and love bottom muscle bodybuilders
Is this feel familiar to you?
>>36624216
fuck off back to /fit/ and /lgbt/
I'm not a twink or a top and I don't like bodybuilders so no
>>36624245
>fuck off back to /fit/ and /lgbt/
Rude
>>36624344
>not wanting to lick these nipples
>girls (male) can't give birth
what is your purpose then? BTFO much?
>>36624186
Um... You sure about that, sweetie? >>>/d/7350998
>>36624186
they can though..Hellooo?? it's like the 2017th centurion we have hrt that makes your dick grow a bagina wtf is wrong with you girl bois can and will conceive babies but only if you have quality fertile spermes that are able to pregg the butt
>>36624186
>implying the world wouldn't be better without the human race
who cares about that, just enjoy life, only have kids if you really want kids to make you happy
Whether it's true or not doesn't matter, I'm not making sacrifices for the children of normies.
> I'm not making sacrifices for the children of normies.
Usually think this way. Bug Global Warming is an exception because I hate liars and manipulators so I pretty much hate anyone who is a "skeptic".
The fact that we even have polar ice caps is strange.
>>36624296
What? What kind of retarded reasoning is that?
PSA: if you wanna get drunk faster, dehydrate yourself first before drinking
>>36624115
great way to get a terrible terrible hangover and possibly die from dehydration
also make sure not to eat anything :DDDD
u get drunk and put benis in bagina :DDDDDD
>>36624133
This. Hope you like puking up bile and thinking you're gonna die OP
>Talking to a girl online all day
>hitting it off a lot
>she sends me a pic asking if she looks cute here
>It's of her and her "bae"
Holy fuck I hate women so much.
Why do you fuckers think you can find love online?
Why don't you just strictly talk to single people? ...if you can't handle that people are in relationships.. then just stay the fuck away from people who are taken. Jesus christ also please sort yourself out at >>>/adv/
>>36624096
She's one of those people who wants validation from other people. Will act like she's doing nothing wrong if her boyfriend tries calling her out on her shit
>that "friend" who kept stealing your shit
>that "friend" who kept wanting to do gay shit with you
>that "friend" whose parents fucking hated you for no reason
>that "friend" who would beat the shit out of his autistic sibling and his parents were either clueless or didn't give a shit
>that "friend" who whenever you would visit his house, wouldn't let you play his video games or let you eat or drink out of the kitchen
and people wonder why I grew up not knowing how to hold a lasting or meaningful friendship
>>36624039
>that friend that invited you over in 3rd grade, then after you beat him in NBA2k5 he locked you out of his house
>his parents weren't home and you had no phone
that shit really fucks you up. went through the same thing. but u gotta like. take some responsibility for yourself and try to heal or smthing
>that "friend" who picked me up, threw me down into the grass and bruised my ribs
>tfw no innie penis bf.
>>36624012
>tfw no innie penis bf.
what is that
>>36625359
A boyfriend with an innie penis. I didn't think this was a very complicated concept.
>>36625373
How do you even come up with this shit? Kys
>meet qt at some shitty party I went to
>we talk a bit and she seems very open and happy to me
>she seems like the sweetest girl ever
>never talked to anyone like her before andI can actually telk to her without sperging out
>get her snapchat and stuff
>we talk a bit after that but we live pretty far away from eachother so we never meet
>she actually seems really into me
>I never really get much attention from anyone but she keeps reaching out to me, no clue why
>we have some common friends
>I check my snapchat jsut now and I see the story of a common "friend" we have
>it's a video of the qt getting a piggyback ride from Chad while laughing her ass off at a party
Should I just cut contact?
I can't imagine such a sweet girl like her getting miles of Chad dick in her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFCxHmtHTGU
don't be dumb, if this cute girl is showing interest dont blow it bc she's friend with some guy u dont know. like ur just playing urself out of a potentially really good thing
>>36623969
shes just another whore being nice to everyone because she loves the attention. DO NOT BECOME ANOTHER OF HER BETA ORBITER LOSERS SHE PULLS ON A STRING. YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS ANON
I hate being a mexican shitskin. Any other weyes know this feel?
>>36623832
I feel you, I'm a Mestizo in the good ol' USA. Though I often am confused to be just another whitey
>>36623832
Yeah it fucking sucks I wish I was full white
I hated myself until I started reading the Bible. Got into some Youtube channels and apologetics like David Wood. Now even though I can't deny my low IQ, or that I'm ugly, or that I have a small cock, or my brown shitskin, or my black hair (whites are the only race with variation in hair color), I don't even care anymore. I believe I was created by a loving God. I stopped self-hating and become much happier once I found Christ. Not even memeing.
You can choose only one.
>>36623819
They're both shit, why would I want either? Fucking retards keep arguing between a shit and a turd.
>>36623819
>You can choose only one.
Rei because her personality complements mine
I identify more with Rei
What's the difference between playing Katawa Shoujo and having a real girlfriend?
Aren't the feelings just as real?
>>36623770
I already have an imaginary girlfriend, so dating sims and visual novels are just fine for me.
>>36623770
Feelings are never real.
Well, one is a perfectly normal and healthy part of life. The other is weeaboo faggot shit for losers
I was watching a porn clip when pets suddenly show up. The black dog disapproves, while the white dog seems to enjoy the show.
I hate/love that.
It's hilarious but it also makes me feel so awkward like "dude stop your kids are right there".
>>36624046
I can't even jerk off with my dog in the room. It feels wrong.
>>36623746
This really makes your neurons twitch