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>first day at uni
>it's bio so professor explains that we're going to learn about how some people get fat based on lifestyles and genetics and the cellular processes that allow this
>she explains how some myths are formed due to amount of body fat, skeletal structure, race, and etc..
>she gave some examples
>she turned to some average brown kid and said something along the lines of him being skinny because he is from x country and he is poor and blah blah blah...
>turns to some chubby asian kid and does the same but with different reasons
>then she turned to me and said that I'm fat because of technology and blah blah blah
>don't think of it much at the time
>now starting to think she did this on purpose
>have an odd feeling that she low key called me fat
I'm not even that fat.
Sure I'm pudgy, but I'm not obese.
Did she do it on purpose or am I just overreacting?
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i think its time to kill that bitch
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>>39633817

She did it because she took an instant dislike to you based on some primal reason. My accountancy teacher hates me too. I just shrug it off and be the best student I can be to best them.
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>>39633817
what an awful teacher

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>at Chick-fil-A with friend
>standing in line having conversation with friend
>hear massive burp behind me so I instinctively glance back
>lock eyes with a sophomore girl from the local high school
>she was the one who burped
>lol ok
>girl and her sister precede to comment on my friend and I's conversation
>whatever she's just a sophomore who cares
>sit down
>they intentionally sit down next to us
>continue talking shit, cursing loudly despite table of little kids next to them
>eventually I mention something about my phone knowing we're in Chick-fil-A to my friend
>"Um its called location" in snarky voice
>"Thanks"
>*giggling*
>"That sounded really rude didn't it XD"
>My friend and I have enough and leave after finishing

Why are modern freshman/sophomores like this? I remember when I was a freshman and I'd get my ass kicked if I acted like this. When I was a junior/senior, most people had developed some form of basic common courtesy. Uni is completely different for the most part.
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Roasties gonna roast. Sometimes it's just an innate thing that wasn't conditioned out of them. Just let her continue life as she'll go down the spiral of the cock carousel until she's fully used up or gets locked down along the way by varying degrees of beta or failed chad. So is life
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>>39633771
>with friend

Can't relate. Close thread.
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>>39633987
This
Fucking normalfags I swear!

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Alright robots, this is it. I've been done nofap for an entire month so I could have my biggest nut ever. Give me a hand and post pics/webms that will take my nuts to heaven and beyond.
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there's literally 15 boards for this
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>>39633740
dont do it you faggot im literally on 30 days too try and go for 90
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This should work pour vous.

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>mom tells everyone I can't drive even tho I have my license
>Sis and bro defend our abusive parents like it's normal for them to make you bleed cuz they feel like it
>uncle's continue to have kids and pass them to dhr like they're a cold one with the boys
>Dad would rather treat any new gf he's with better than his own kids
>Family kills any pet I've ever gotten because they need to take anger out on something. (Rip pet turtles and dog, I'll always miss you)
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You need a family therapist, not an r9k thread
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>>39633762
I tried talking to a therapist when I first started getting my anxiety meds. She had a solo session with my mom and my mom lied to her like she does to everyone else in life. I see now why my dad left her
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>>39633822
you cant say its all their fault, you sound really stubborn and passive aggressive anon. be the positive person they dont want you to be, that is the largest rebellion you can make - happiness

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Fall soon
Are you ready for the best season?
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>>39633697
Spring? Yes. Overwhelmingly.
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>>39633697
>>39633775
winter**
you guys are dumb as hell
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>>39633697
Winter is the best season, prove me wrong

>Protip : you can't

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vsauce is really good
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>>39633696
hey, vsauce, Micheal here
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>>39633696
and cute

CUTE!!!!!
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>>39633696
He's the best there is at what he does. But what he does isn't very nice.

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Why do white women so publicly and viciously denounce white men that are interested in asian women?
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>>39633631
they dont

anime girls arent asian women
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>>39633895
Don't start this shit son. They're asian if the artist/ writer says they are.
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>>39633631
Because Asian women are abundant and easy. Now that White men are no longer fooled by the "beautiful blonde woman" meme, they're getting antsy.
I think they're on the denial stage of grief now, or maybe anger.

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>tfw ERPing and domming 18 white bois
Holy shit this is so much fun and too easy. Such little cock depraved whores literally throw themselves at you. The minority craving meme is real.
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>>39633614
>not being a dumb sissy anime boi
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>>39633699
Sorry but I am too dom and love having people worship my cock.
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How old are you?
And are you black?

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>tfw no Chung Thunderwang bf
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>>39633496
Chang Long Wang is a better name.
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>>39633636
bb how long will it take before humans go extinct? Will life continue after humans cease to exist?
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>>39633732
i have no clue man but hopefully soon

I don't have any friends. Weekends are always the hardest.
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>>39633483
weekdays are harder for me. at least i can be alone on weekends
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>>39633519
Being alone is the worst.
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yes i know what you mean. in 2013 i use to hang out with a friend we would play video games eat taco bell. i got into a car accident.

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>watch amateur casting porn
>girl has acne on her ass
>can feel the disappointment of the cameraman and male performer
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>>39633467
mfw this sort of gets me off
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>tfw the butts I've seen all have pimples
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>>39634166
>tfw my ass has pimples

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Why aren't you matching with stacy and getting laid right now?
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>did it for three days
>got like 25 matches
>so disgusted with myself i deleted my account and went to the gym to squat

If you have any self respect for yourself dont download this shit app
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>>39633425
Because they stop responding when I want to meet them in person

They have no problem keeping a conversation going, sometimes for more than a week, and they sure have no problem giving me their phone number, but as soon as I offer to take them out for lunch or to a bar or an event downtown, they ALL ghost me.
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>>39633425
Post full vids or kys faggot

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Coffee or tea?
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Coffee. It's a lot like beer in that it's been utterly raped by normalfags but it's still easy to find high quality with little effort. That and that I can appreciate both cheap beer and cheap coffee. Coffee is a deep, enjoyable and inexpensive hobby.
Personally, I don't have much taste for tea. I like iced tea, but only if there's either sweetener or flavor, although I don't require the buckets of sugar my countrymen often demand. I'm don't like hot tea really at all.
t. American
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tea is the thinking man's hot beverage, coffee is for thots and normos
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>>39633398
I like both but I usually go for cawfee because gween tea takes too much time and preparation and Im lazy.

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Is it wrong for a woman to change her mind about having sex with a man if she is underwhelmed by the size of his penis? Is there an acceptable or delicate way of doing this without utterly destroying their confidence?
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>>39633385
I wouldn't consider it morally wrong but it's definitely extremely shallow.

>Is there an acceptable or delicate way of doing this without utterly destroying their confidence?
Probably not, but straightforward honesty is always best even if it hurts.
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No is the answer to both questions.

At no point does anyone owe sex to anyone, unless they've been paid explicitly for it.

Turning a guy down once you see his penis though will make it quite obvious what you're doing and there's no way around it. Just accept being called shallow, a roastie, size queen, etc. because one of those terms will probably be accurate in some way.
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>>39633385

Is this a blue movie.

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>Asked boss for a raise
>He agreed right away and gave me the raise
I went from $30 an hour to $35 an hour. That was easy.
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what job do you work? i wish i could make close to that
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>>39633340
Who is the qt 3.14.
I swear this post was made original.
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>>39634217
I think she's from "Tenshi no 3P" basically an ecchi anime starring three cute 8 year olds

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