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"These are..."
>take slow deep breath
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS"
>snatch the dandelions away
>throw them to the ground
>stomp them into mush

>Blow them into the air

"Thanks honey...did I actually get laid? Is your mother black? Is she hot? Are you adopted? Did you get these from a neighbors yard?"

>>36626723
*take flowers*
*turn around*
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
*breathe in*
BBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
*smack lips*
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>36626585
I'm already moved out, it's lonely here

"make me"
also my parents aren't shitty and wouldn't do that to me. I am 24 and I have no intention of leaving soon. not that I can afford it in my expensive as fuck state where whites are a minority, go figure

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>have about $1000 neetbux saved up
>use that to move out
ez

no you weren't
it was when not if

nothings fair. normies die normies. maybe one day yoll get lucky but thats worth shit

>>36626505
>It's not fair.
yet you chose to make this thread and waste more time instead of doing something productive with your time.

wah wah everyone feed into each others laziness.

There is nothing wrong with stuttering.

>>36626483
Stuttering girls are cute. Ah, wait, you are a boy. Time to become a trap, anon.

>>36626494
It's embarrassing for me. It's very frustrating to not be able to communicate what you're trying to say. My stutter isn't even as bad as it could be, but it's enough to get me flustered.

>>36626433
>I'm nervous to get politcal near her

Yeah, my best advice is to never go there with her. Don't even think about it. Chances are very good that if you start in with the /pol/ stuff, she'll look at you like you just puked.

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>>36626433
dontevenworryhomie
justbeeurself

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>>36626433
Just pretend your neutral. Or just pretend you haven't heard about whatever she brings up. Then you wont have to make an opinion. Then, down the line (like a serious relationship), you can ease into red pill her if you care a lot about your political stance. Either way, good luck boyo. I'm rooting for ya ^^

there are always people out there who will make you depression feel illegitimate because they got hooked on cracked and everyone they loved died but your depression is probably real too OP

I'm depressed and I have no idea why, but I have never told anyone except my brother because we're extremely close. Otherwise I pretend to everyone that I'm perfectly fine.

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>>36626445
I don't even understand why people talk about it with other people, it's like a quirky trait to them or something.

I don't believe I'm depressed, but I just haven't been happy. I drink a lot more now too, I'm trying to cut back though.

I don't want to go to some Doctor either, don't think it would help

tfw what is obdurate?

>>36626394
why is the file name Tomoki? it's Tomoko Kuroki not fucking Tomoki you idiot.

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>>36626394
stop wasting what little time you have on this earth.

Hey thats me you posted, howd you get my picture and fuck you man. I have a wife, doing better than you ever could

I have a lazy eye, it's nice tho. Cervero should use an eye-patch. He would be cool as fuck

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>>36626383
KEK, Cervero. Get yourself an eye-patch!

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>PLAYAN
Was playing some Stepmania earlier

>WATCHAN
Got caught up on some seasonal anime

>LISTENAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TFxneI3Br4

>READAN
Nothing atm

>EATAN
Just ate some mini wheats

>DRINKAN
Hot chocolate rn :3

>FAPPAN
Can't fap due to being on Paxil

>FEELAN
Feeling like nothing since Paxil makes me a zombie

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>>36626300
>>PLAYAN
Valkyria Chronicles
>>WATCHAN
New episode of Shingeki no Bahamut
>>LISTENAN
Gorillaz - Humanz, it's shit
>>READAN
One Punch Man
>>EATAN
Protein bar
>>DRINKAN
tea
>>FAPPAN
https://e-hentai.org/g/1004939/b224bbf493/
>>FEELAN
Bored but pretty comfy

>>36626300
im gonna attempt to go out of the house (oh fuck) and go to this cool cozy bar i always been meaning to go to
its notorious for people meeting up and talking
real good vibes apparently
ill come back and update you brobots

i think about jumping in front of a truck

Nah, I look at the ground. Get used to it because when in the woods my father as a child he insisted that I had to do it because of snakes and shieet.

>>36626268
*with my father

Nah jokes like that are fine (literally everyone laughs at that shit i have no clue why), she's probably just retarded

>>36626170
She sounds like a normoe brother. And I'm high right now.

>>36626170

>>36626322
This.

She probably doesn't think for herself either.

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>>36626160
You do have an alternative OP

*Snip snip*

>>36626160
>tfw can't use benis in its prime time because we must spend 100% of our time in good goy training camps

>>36626160
Only 1 more year until you can drink your frustrations away. Worked very well for me.

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>>36626152
>suddenly I stop laughing
>no wait I say
>she stops and asks what's going on
>I see a figure in black in the corner of my eye
>it nods as if confirming my thoughts
>I grab Staceys neck and squeeze
>she gasps for air and grabs my hand with both her hands
>shes pretty weak and can't do much to stop me
>tell her to say shes sorry
>you-re doing this-just for that?
>I tighten my grip
>tears start running down her cheek
>then I realize
>I was so caught up in the moment I never realized how soft her skin was
>underneath her shell of an attitude that gives off the impression that she's too cool to care is a girl
>a girl that can feel sorrow and love and happiness
>and pain
>her soft struggling voice interrupts my thoughts
>I-
>I'm sorry she says
I let go of her neck and she falls
>to my surprise she doesn't hit the ground
>something stopped her fall
>I looked down and saw my arms holding her
>she's still weak, but she's not unconscious
>I can feel her soft feminine body heave for air
>I lift her up
>she's breathing pretty heavily
>w-what are you going to do to me she says
>I look in her eyes
>she truly looks terrified
>so I lean in
>and feel her warm lips meet my own
>for just a second, it felt as if nothing existed any more
>it was just me and her in this empty landscape that only existed because of our love
>even if it was just for a moment
>I wanted to be here forever
>all this pleasure, exchanged only through something as simple as a kiss
>I wonder if she feels it too
>we stand there kissing for about a couple seconds
>I finally pull my face away and lay her slim body down
>and I run

>>36626152
>>36626188
What ended up happening? Any concequences?

Continue. Please. I wanna know how it ends.

>>36626016
You are asexual which will end when you do end up having sex. Wait for the right one tho

no it just means you have become normie and no longer see them ad objects

now get the fuck out ree

>>36626016
Human contact can do wonders. Go out now that you feel better. Meet new people.

>>36625972
its because they are failures themselves who want to live vicariously through you. thats often the reason people end up having kids

>>36625972
They are the true failures, let them know.

Do anyone know if adderal works if ur a lazy bum sleeping all day?