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I love broken cuteboys like Rem, I want to take care of them and make them feel safe
I want to protect them from the dangers of the world so that nothing cruel or harsh can ever reach them
I want the day they fall under my protection to be the day they never feel sad or lonely or vulnerable again
I want to keep them in a peaceful snowglobe of a world for so long that they forget the outside ever existed
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ur butt is big
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This is really beautifully written, though it's about some autistic discord stuff
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I wish I was a trap and could get unwarranted attention and thousands of orbiters
How do you feel about never having experienced one the most pleasureful things in life?
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>>36627137
uhm but i have
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That guy's dick is huge. I think mine only goes up to his nail. It's also like twice as thick as mine. Wtf. Please tell me this is trick photography or something.
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Oh god plz give sauce
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How can white bois compete?
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Why do white woman love the PBS (Persian big schlong) so much?
https://youtu.be/FKMONcmRXuk
https://youtu.be/uthQmBf9zpI
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>>36627124
sheeeit he looks kind of like me
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>>36627163
Kind of look like him, except for the jew nose.
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>>36627306
>implying all persians don't have a jew nose
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Why is 8-9 hours the commonly accepted length for a work shift?
It's too long. I hate this. I can't do this.
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>>36627107
Part time and cut down on expenses then
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Well it's more time to get money plus you don't have to work weekends
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because society is stuck in this archaic thought process of "hurr 8 hours for sleep 8 hours for work and 8 hours for play makes life balanced"
and no one seems to be able to figure out that technology, automation, and work in general is changing so they sit there and wonder why people fuck around on their phones for half a work day
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I'm a fembot who has a crush on a 300+ pound guy. AMA.
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>>36627097
I have underweight but i take pride in my body
At least i'm not a disgusting lardass who's joints will be shit when he gets 40
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>>36627229
If they exercise, they'll be fine.
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>>36627097
He is undoubtedly one of the following:
A.) Rich
B.) Rich family
C.) Influential
If it's none of those, then you're playing a horrible joke on someone who is probably pretty nice.
Or you're really desperate and the only thing you're attracted to is his freakishly large cock.
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>told my boss I'm not a fan of jews
>he gets mad at me
why are normies so sensitive?
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>not a fan
this made me laugh desu ne
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>>36627045
What sort of conversation led to you saying this?
>'Hey Anon, can you stay a few more hours today? And by the way, what's your opinion on Jews?'
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>>36627095
He was talking about how blacks need to better their own communities
>"I mean look at the jews, you know, they're hardworking people, they keep the family together"
>"I'm not really a fan of jews 2bh"
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Doing something manly but no one saw
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>in class
>Over hear a normies rich kid make fun of me behind my back.
>Everyone and Stacey's are laughing.
>Too autistic to do anything at the moment.
>Later in the day I think back on the situation and decide that I am tired of being a little timid pussy.
>After school I catch him walking and I follow him to his car.
>I confront him face to face and start cursing him out and yelling.
>He gets nervous and starts walking backwards while I walk towards him.
>He says he doesn't want beef and to leave him alone.
>I push him over and he gets up and scrambles towards the building.
Feels good as fuck knowing that I am able to be a man if I tried, but the thing is that no one was around to see it. Everyone still thinks hes the alpha one because they were around when he was roasting me, but not around when he ran for help after I confronted him, so my image as a timid bitch still remains. So what should I do to make sure no one thinks of me as that again? Should I reconfront him again but this time in public? Or should I stay quiet and pick them out one by one when they fuck with me?
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Also I am much physically bigger than him, he just thought I wouldn't actually confront him because I am known for being a robot.
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>>36627032
ITT: things that never happened.
>You have been muted for 2 seconds
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>>36627032
Get off of /r9k/. Do your homework.
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>he plays Skyrim with rape mods
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>>36627009
>he plays skyrim
fixed
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>he plays Skyrim
orig
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7 inch dick. Its too long and he has to hold back and cant fuck hard
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>watch some random shitty movie with my mom, dad, brother and uncle and aunt with a 55'' tv
>the movie was in my hdd laptop
>the movie is over
>don't give a fuck and go away
>a scat porn from my hdd start
>''next video'' option was enable
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>>36627006
it's what you deserve for your sinful fetishes
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>at camp when 14
>see mosquito land on girls fat thigh
>autism kicks in
>i slap it and her thigh makes a really loud "THWACK" sound
>she jumps and looks at me in shock
>She was in a group, all five people look at me in disgust and confusion
>"m-mosquito..."
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>>36627054
>le moralfag
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What are robots doing on Friday night?
>vidya?
>da p0rnos?
>Star Trek binge?
>going out?
>date?
>all the above?
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All of the above plus oxycotin
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>>36627000
Meeting some friends for tacos. Then we're going hiking in the morning.
I am a normie.
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>>36627000
My little brother is having a party tonight.
My plans here
>beat Sundowner
>watch a movie
>grab some food and drinks
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Anyone else scared to lose his virginity because of a small dick? I don't wanna feel like a loser/being on the bottom of the penile length dominance hierarchy
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Everyone on 4chan is 7"x5.5" minimum so you won't get any sympathy here boyo.
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>>36626939
I wouldn't worry about it too much OP
haudoap
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>>36626967
but I really am 7x5.5
and I have a pic saved to prove it but if I post it all the homos will show up
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Get in here you special snowflakes! Been too long since we've had one of these.
>of course the ENTJ had to start it
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>>36626944
I didn't make that pic, I just attached it.
Deep down you love us all, though. Be honest.
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It's over guys, all of us intp's already gathered enough info. We moved on to a different autstic interest. Was a fun time here, though
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>>36626908
ESTP/ISTP broship confirmed?
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Do robbits like short girls?
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A perfect girl is at least 5'8.
I don't mind short girls though.
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Ye-yes :^) are you one
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>>36626844
shorter is cuter
tfw 5'6 and want to be smaller
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What ciggies do robots smoke? I've been smoking these and looking for something new.
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Sometimes newports, sometimes Marlboro 27s
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>>36626846
You a blackbot?
Oregano
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>Laugh my ass off when I realize that if you are a wagecuck and smoke you are spending nearly half of your paycheck on cancer sticks
Thank goodness I never smoked
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>tfw my oneitis got Puerto Rican'd
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>the live in Puerto Rico
>my oneitis is my only friend
> no way of getting over her
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>my new oneitis likes me, flirts with me, messages me
>she is almost certainly a virgin
>tfw can't get with her because my dignity won't allow it
basically, she is legal where I am from, but still young. Less than two years younger than me, but I am 3 grades ahead, the difference in maturity is just too much. She doesn't understand how wretched and shitty I am, like girls in my grade fully understand. She deserves better but she is too immature to understand that.
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>>36626751
You think that's bad? I lost mine to a fucking heroin addict.