anyone else here have /unironical yandere feels/?
>tfw your "senpai" is the only person who makes you feel so vibrant and alive and when he doesn't respond for even a minute or two, you feel yourself going cold again like withdrawal
>tfw you've already dropped friends of your own cold turkey and without regret so that you could please him because you perceived that as being what he wanted
>tfw you've already gotten involved with some of his friends and spent months making things up to get him to give them up
>tfw sometimes it all feels worthless and like he can't love you
>tfw you get angry and vow you'll keep loving him anyways until he reciprocates
>then, like he read your mind, he shows some tiny bit of interest or affection or caring towards or reliance on you
>tfw this has only happened with one other person in your life that made you feel this way and he said he doesn't want you so you literally drove him to near suicide and hospitalization through pathological lying
why'd I have to be born a meme with a meme brain that takes things too far
life is suffering to be honest
nobody and nothing makes me feel good besides him
>pathological lying
What kind of lies do you tell someone to make them suicidal?
>>36628362
well, it was a lot of stuff, but two main ones would be that he is a very caring person, and because of that, he cared for me a lot. So, I made up a lot of stories about horrible things happening to me in real life that I couldn't deal with, I feigned mental breakdowns and pretended that I was on the verge of tears and suicide on mic all the time (that lead him to be on voice chat with me for upwards of 24 hours or more; he fell asleep on mic and I would listen to him every night). Then, I got in contact with his sister, who held a grudge over something he did in the past, and we made a plan. His parents were on vacation and with no way to communicate them for SOME stupid reason, so I gave his sister a ton of lines and performance rehearsal on how to convince him that his parents died in a car crash while they were overseas. This was all happening less than a year after his ex boyfriend had raped him too and he never recovered (especially since the ex was not in prison due to my past senpai's kindness), so all that added up to him going hysterical and being hospitalized for a long time after a suicide attempt. When he came back finally, he stayed for a few months and then said he had to stop talking to me because I reminded him of the past. I was still obsessed with getting back in touch with him before I met my current crush, and now the past guy is negligible
>>36628436
oh, I forgot to mention that whenever I pretended I was going to kill myself, he would usually start shaking or crying really hard over mic, which made me feel good because it meant he cared about me
>Not a single white person works at my job
lmao that means ur black
Probably afraid of getting shot.
Hahahaha you're a loser
JK, though that is the mentality of the liberals.
You think they actually like niggers? No, they live and work among whites, and if you don't and you complain about it, well, you're just a loser rube.
I used to work at a heavily non-White workplace when i was in college. No niggers, though, it was mostly Mexicants and jungle Asians. Are you temporarily there or is it a permanent?
Don't drink too much, wagecuck. You wouldn't want your two days of freedom ruined by being hung over and amnesia. I understand that you feel the need to drink away the thought that you are a slave, but you are taking it way too far. You might want to hit up an AA meeting after work sometime.
Why do NEETs assume that everyone who has a job drinks?
>Implying I get my days off in a row
No, no. I'm not good enough for a normal weekend. I'm a "part timer" that works 5-6 days a week at 39.5 hours with shit pay.
All the joy of getting up every fucking day with none of the payoff.
>>36628277
I work nights, have the whole day to fuck about
Pergunte qualquer coisa para um Brasihuero
>>36628270
casa comigo?
>>36628338
so se vc gozar na minha boquinha
>>36628373
ok
esse post es original
>tfw nobody ever wants to play Shadowrun
>can't even get a group together for DnD, let alone something cyberpunk
>>36628221
i love cyberpunk genre.
I could be considered a normie, but I love dnd and my normie friends also play it and are creative with they're decision in the game.
I still have pathfinders beginner box, dnd 3.5 manual and a bunch of adventure books.
I wanna play more but neither me or my friends have time now. Tough titties
>>36628742
I really really like Cyberpunk, there's just something so cool about cybernetic implants, high tech low life and multiquadrillionaire capitalists who pull the strings from behind the scenes.
Fantasy feels really really overdone, and most futuristic RPGs are post apocalyptic or space age. Cyberpunk feels really underdone.
Well, I can't play Shadowrun, I guess I'll play some E.Y.E instead
ITT: WE WUZ KANGZ ( n shiet )
The ahistorical meme is my favorite, I love pretending black people didn't exist before 1800 because reading boooks strains my brain.
>>36628227
We need to start a eugenics program and off degenerates like you.
>>36628530
you're the degenerate here desu
>justin tv is dead
>plug dj is dead
>torrenting is the riskiest it's ever been
>anonymity is dead, even rando forums ask for your phone number now
>all niche websites are either censored or die because they don't have enough money to stay up, even 4chan is running out of money
>youtube videos get axed in exchange for "kid friendly" content because it makes more money
>phonefags make up more then half of the internet's traffic
>tfw it will only get worse from here
>>36628131
how is torrenting risky now?
Ya the old internet days are pretty much dead and have been dead for at least 12 years. Sort of sad that we will never have the old wild west internet days back .
>>36628131
>tfw will never be part of the cool kids club on private trackers
>tfw forever a public pleb
>Thank you for meeting with us, Anon. It's come to our attention that at work you're despondent and act cold to your fellow coworkers. Now your work performance is still very satisfactory, but that's not really the point. We at Wagecorp want our employees to be part of a big family, and you're just not acting the part.
>So, would you please tell us how you would like to start solving this problem?
Well I would start by fixing your information because I just went out after work for some beers with my coworkers a few hours ago.
Is being a wagecuck that bad?
>mulatto
>play the race card
ez
what are you pieces of shit listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYRMB2DT24M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tmc8rJgxUI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy7CUFoSsLM
>>36628090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcGkMxK3siw
Why are you STILL single, r9k?
My fiancee got cold feet and left me the month before the wedding
Because I don't feel comfortable getting close to people.
Also, I'm too selfish and I think it's annoying when all girls ever want to do is talk about themselves.
>>36628062
Because my sister moved in with me. Then parents too almost immediately after I moved out. Can't bring a girl home to fuck her so dating is pointless.
>Niece is over this weekend
>Get erections every time she touches me
>>36628002
you're fucking disgusting.
oregano
>>36628002
kill yourself (in a very original way, of course)
>>36628002
How old is your niece? How old are you? What gives you erections? Just seeing her or what? Do you have a gf? If not then you must be sexually frustrated and you might as well go masterbate.
>tfw would have gotten a 100 on my calc II test if it wasn't for a silly mistake
>>36627996
Don't feel bad mate. I have a B.S. in math and have been unemployed for a while.(3 months).
>tfw you said you would never need any of this once you graduate andyou actually need it
>tfw would have gotten a D on my English exam if I hadn't dropped out
How true is this, /pol/ ?
>>36627957
>Devil tier: Jew
missed a bit
>>36627957
>TOP
white
>HIGH
jap
the rest can stay as they are.
>Gypsie scum at the bottom
God bless you OP
What are the most apparent red flags in a woman?
Feminine penis
>>36627920
charred brassiere
Reeee what the fuck is wrong with my leg (pic related) I thought it was just dry skin but it's been here for like a week and is kinda spreading (the photo it goes in toward my balls) and my balls are itchy all the time to what do I do robots
>>36627917
Lotion up your balls with vitamin e
>>36627917
Scabies.
I used to get them before I stopped sleeping with fem bots.
>>36628044
It doesn't match how scabies sounds cause it's only moderately itchy and I don't make contact with other people like that to get scabies