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She can talk about it on her facebook openly, those guys can only talk about it here and irl treat women better than her parents because beta males. Now fuck off.

That's what lolcow is for. Now go back there and make fun of disabled men until they kill themselves.

Thanks for giving me a good reason to not tip this fat cunt at the steakhouse tonight. :)

>>36629777
Because they're fucking assholes, duh.

>>36629755
Yes, at least in its traditional form. Servitude isn't necessarily bad, but it shouldn't be forced onto those who don't want it. I think free will (or at least the illusion we're granted) is the most valuable thing we have and the amount someone of it someone is willing to trade for certain things should be up to the individual.

>>36629755
Nigger slaves, yes
Sex slaves, no

>>36629755
>What do you think of slavery? Should have been really abolished?

I think men should be enslaved
Men shouldn't have rights

i just spoke to god he told me he will do the best he can to give them all stage 4 cancer dont worry

>>36629720
They're trying to help you eat better. Instead of buying junk and alcohol that they want, buy 'boring', nutritious food that they won't steal.

>>36629915
I don't know how to cook at all though, can't even make spaghetti. How do I get them to respect my sleep hours they were literally here last week till like 5

They do. >>>/adv/ read some stuff people are going through.

I want to know too. Norman Chad in my uni class is the embodiment of social perfection and never makes mistakes. Closest he came was not giving a pencil he borrowed back. I fucking fell down the stairs today

>>36629698
>Once had an awkward moment only 'cause I wanted to - Trey Songz

"who WHERE you" kill me

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I was the kid whos parent was a teacher. Chads and stacys were nice to me since padre was literally best teacher. Joined chad and stacy class groups and did assignments in exchange for under radar. Watched them bully band, scenefags and theatre queers. Stopped and let me pass then resumed
>tfw this was my first encounter with status

>>36629688
I was just that quiet kid who didn't really talk to people or have many friends.

he probably had sex before tho

>>36629613
My dad is a fucking Chad winner.
We get along though, probably he was dissapointed in me more than a couple of times but we get along.

He was a track and field star who became a surgeon so no

because its hot and sexy and girls love it

Only commercial por is like this, and not because it's rough, but because roughness + women clearly don't liking it = perception of plain violence.

Amateur videos are the best. Amateur solo exhibitionist women or couples even better.

>>36629517

Because women are sexually attracted to violence. Its why criminalistic behavior blooms over generations in societies where women are most hypergamous. Brazil, Colombia, US, etc.

This is not funny, here is a funny variation:

Jump off a building dressed like a building.

killing yourself ironically, no one would be sad because they know it was just joke

>>36629532
Oh, don't forget to attach a little you dressed as a super-man to your head.

I hate that thing she does with her voice you know what i mean. Anyways ya she was always a qt. I remmeber the first video of her in that library.

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>>36629620
>I hate that thing she does with her voice you know what i mean
Nope, no idea, I think she sounds like an angel.

>>36629722
https://youtu.be/_cQ1wOrGs24?t=37

Of all the super heroes you could autistically compare yourself you pick the shitty blind one which nobody would remember if it wasn't for a half assed movie and shitflix show

>>36629312
You're still in the Marines though... so if what I've read is true good luck getting promoted past E-3.

>>36629418
Better than bitch ass Army unless if spec ops

>start kissing again
>she reaches into my pants
>penor is activated like The Rock Dwayne Johnson
>proceeds to pull my pants down
>her lips wrap around my slickety-dick
>that neck goes into warp drive
> is like having my dick in a Dyson DC75 Cinetic Big Ball Animal vacuum
>"aaaahhmmbmbmbaba!"
>cum in her mouth
>bitch swallows
>i'm in love
>"i need to go home, anon"
>she drives me to may car
>see her again at uni
>no awkwardness
>i can't believe this is happening
>after two weeks she invites me to her birthday in a hipster bar
>i have to work early the next day
>"i'm sorry, femanon. I cant go"
>she is a bit upset but nothing big
>get a call from my boss the day of her birthday
>"anon, you don't have to work tomorrow"
>fuck yes
>i still have time to get to the party
>surprise her
>"anon, you being here is the best surprise ever!"
>we have an awesome time
>everyone is drunk
>I go outside to catch some fresh air

>i'm talking with another friend from the party
>she comes out with her friends
>she looks at me and approaches me
>"anon, you and me, we are fucking tonight"
>as noted before, 23 years without having the pleasure
>30 mins passed
>"anon, say bye to your friends, you and me, we are leaving now"
>I tell the friend from the friend who owns the apartment what is going to happen
>he knows i'm a virgin
>"here, have my keys, anon. I'll stay somewhere else"
>get to his apartment
>she gets naked
>petite body, small tits, round modest perky ass
>she lays me down on the bed and gets on top of me
>she is a Marlboro cowgirl
>she cums
>I'm too fucking drunk so I don't cum
>she lays next to me
>"yeah, so I was a virgin until now"
>"what?! anon, oh my god I don't believe you"
>is cool
>we know it's on now
>we start fucking on a daily basis
>best fucking days of my life
>this goes on for a year and a half
>i graduate uni
>get a job in a third world country for two years
>"i'm sorry, femanon but I have to go"
>she come to the airport to say goodbye

> I call her 3-4 times a week
>we talk about the relationship
>i don't want to be in a long distance relationship
>i still love her and I think she also loves me
>we keep talking for six months
>last two months conversations are a little bit off
>i know something is happening
>she calls me one day crying: "anon, I'm sorry"
>"what is it, femanon?"
>"I'm fucking with your best friend"
>i ommited in the greentext that I was only speaking with my family, my best friend, and her
>we have been best friends for 10 years
>neither had said anything
>they started fucking around two motnhs after I left
>for 4 months they were fucking and then calling me as if nothing
>i know I'm not with her anymore but I feel betrayed
>more by my best friend than her
> i feel like a cuck talking with my friend, so i ignore him
>same with her
>1 1/2 years left on the third world country
>feel lonely as shit
>resort to drinking
>still being functional
>apply to grad school in Europe country
>"Anon, you have been accepted.."
>grad school because I felt there was nothing waiting for me back home
>my work contract ends
>go home before starting schools
>meet with best friend

>tfw nobody understands my feel

>tfw do the same with Earthbound
>end up crying a dozen times

w-wew

fuck off with this shit both of those are modern games now dos hangman and sidescrolling duke nukem and some state of the art jazz jackrabbit now those are some games that are never coming back

>Lise Ann

Why people have such a terrible taste?

>>36629255
He doesn't know there are still women out there in their early twenties with bombshell bodies that haven't been railed. You need to head to oklahoma

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>>36629255
currently white women fights for equality and they are feminist, meanwhile there is BLM. 2 movements with same objective and enemy, yet the average robot is misognyst. Literally pissing white women off even more

Obviously no.

Next question.

>>36629223
Is Katya the most beautiful woman in the world?

nope. I only find white and tanned olive skinned girls attactive.

>>36629184
>not cutting your own hair
>2017
We had hair clippers in the 70s, nigga.

>>36629184
if it bothers you so much then don't let her do it, dumbass

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>31 years old
>wife cuts my hair

it saves me money and sometimes when her boobs end up in my face during it i pretend like im sucking milk from them lol