>it's another" dad comes home and downs 6 beers then screams at you while beating on your door for being a disappointment" episode
As the younger more stronger male, why don't you dethrone him?
>>36631448
>>36631472
Yeah, rape his wife OediP
>>36631472
my parents are only home 1 day a week. It's not worth fighting with him over anything.
Fuck Spring.
>tfw you're part of the no allergy master race
>>36631432
Fuck you, spring is good because it's rainy
spring just wants everyone to know who the pussies are
>be 3 weeks since i showered
>so itchy i cant sleep
>its so bad that after showering im still itchy and smelly
What do?
>>36631431
shower more until you aren't anymore you fucking retard
be more thorough
>>36631485
I thought scrubbing twice was thorough enough. I get bored in the shower and we have cold water so i barely shower.
>>36631535
oh that's fucking sad dude. scrub deeep man
what country do you live in?
Is this the most depressing 1st world country in the world?
>>36631408
>1st world
>>36631408
I hate Germans and Germany
>>36631408
non
c'est originale
>Be black
>Taking a night walk
>See a white couple
>The woman is pregnant
>Reallywish that I was the woman
Fucking whitebois
>tfw just want a black wife to start a cute black family
Any other non degenerate blackbots?
>>36631350
This thread was almost deleted. You're welcome you sperg.
>>36631350
wow how sad ;(, come to Germany Jamal and bring your entire family, if they are males
He looks like the kind of kid who tortures animals and molests his cousins.
He looked like Andrew Garfield.
>>36631347
He looks like ben schwartz
He looks like that guy from Stranger Things
How did you spend your prom night robots?
I played monster hunter and ate pizza all night. It was pretty comfy desu.
>>36631269
Never wanted to go so I never went.
>>36631269
I went to my prom with a Filipino qt, spent time with her and ended up relatively well in that aspect. Even got to call her senpai, and she didn't even mind.
>>36631269
Went to my prom with my gf on the Friday night, then went to her prom (she went to a different highschool) on saturday. Had a limo both times. Pretty fun you guys should go.
>tfw ridiculously detailed memory
>remember tiny things from 10 years ago that most people forget the day after
is it autism?
>>36631199
I have this but only for useless stuff. If I want to remember French vocabulary or the definition of epsilon-delta form or whatever I'm fucked.
Also I learned that a lot of the time you have to pretend not to remember stuff about people so they aren't freaked out
>>36631199
How does this work? Can you remember everything or just certain things? I know a guy who wont shut up about having photographic memory but he can't understand shit of what's happening in class. Do you think there is no correlation between memory and intelligence? Of course both are different but I feel like if I had a photographic memory I would be able to think deeply about my memories and thus understand the world (and class) better.
>>36631228
yeah it doesn't work in very useful ways.
it's always the small details rather than the bigger picture.
>>36631277
It's not really functional memory in a way that can be applied to much. It's basically just like having a stack of video tapes in your mind that you can press play on and pause rewind etc
I'm not saying I remember absolutely everything. but the things I do remember I remember in great detail. Like the song I was listening to and the number of sausages I had for lunch 4 years ago on a completely uneventful day
>used to be autistic no friends
>joined university, made a lot of friends in my major
>we share same interests so they all like me and I'm worthwhile to have a friend
>no problem socializing with them
>talk to any girl
>have literally no idea how to even attempt to start anything romantic
Anyone else in this situation? I'd rather be autistic with no friends then have friends who are all getting laid or have girlfriends
The problem is anon, that you're still autistic.
The problem is that girls are completely empty and have nothing interesting in their brains. If you approach them like a human being you are going to fail. You have to treat a woman like a child or like an animal. Only then can you get what you want
>>36631190
I mean I can talk to guys just fine, but I can't talk to any chick that I find even remotely cute.
fembot feels
single mother edition
>>36631183
Single mothers are God's revenge to Roasties for being a whore and riding the cock carousel.
>>36631183
I ain't never seen a fembot with a minecraft shirt
>>36631202
I have
She was just as fat as you'd expect
>decide to go out for once
>to return book to library so I don't pay late fees
>don't have clothes so I throw on my shitty school hoodie
>go to library
>closed
>walk past a group of blonde girls and they giggle as I spit my gum in a garbage can
>they look back at me and the laughing gets louder
>walk to mcdonalds to try chicken mcnuggets
>two girls are standing near the counter and look at me as I get in line
>from my school
>they start talking in a gossip-like tone
>i could make out that they were talking about my hoodie and being poor
>one of them starts laughing uncontrollably
>has to walk away and sit at a table to try to control herself
>the one that wasn't laughing is still at the counter and turns to look at me as I try to leave without them realizing
>I know she saw me and now knows I was intimidated and embarrassed
>speed walk to the dollar store instead (a whole bunch of stores are in the same area)
>walk in
>give my bag to the lady at the counter
>qt
>i can see that she is somewhat repelled by me
>walk in the snacks asile
>browse for a long time
>the lady at the counter is now in the asile cause she thinks im stealing
>grab a chocolate bar and a bag of chips
>pay quickly and leave
>about to cross the road to go home
>girls from the mcdonals walk up next to me
>start laughing loudly, both of them
Why am I a complete female repellant ?
post hoodie
>>36631178
That must be one fucking awful hoodie
>>36631307
>>36631357
I had to hide the school's mascot and name
It's not the hoodie
They go to the same school as me and I was wearing the school hoodie on a day in which we don't have school
it happens on the daily and women are just repelled by me
I try my best to have the best hygiene but they just despise me
Eh? You've never seen a pair of square patties before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just pieces of Never Frozen Beef on my buns, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they cook side to side! Sizzle sizzle! I-I bet you want to smell them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Hungryboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Smell these savory' patties as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, taste 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my patties are super hot right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my Frosty too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not t-taking orders anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' salivation on your lip answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you saw our commercial! L-L-Look how THICC it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking THICC! I-I've never seen it this THICC before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all creamy and THICC! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this THICC, it's much easier to cram a spooon up in there! And I'm drooling like a freaking sieve here! You'd b-b-better eat it up RIGHT NOW!
oh my god you didn't
>>36631135
This post is too good to let it die so soon.
>>36631135
Damn I really want to eat meat now
Come join our discord at ggKcHWM
We are a community of NEETs, Robots and losers. If that sounds like you come join us.
>This instant invite is invalid or expired
Fuck off normalfags
>>36631126
The gg is part of the end not the gg before the /
We've been a community for about 8 months now.
Banned out of nowhere and pissed off about it because it's one Of The forms of social platforms I use to speak to people and I know for a fact it was people Fucking with me. I tried making a new email and using a vpn and nothing works. What the fuck can I do? Kik are useless and just keep sending me automates responses and doesn't even highlight are say what I was banned for.
>>36631079
Is she in that chat?
>>36631105
the girl in the picture is Ciara Eliza
Who did you call a nigger?
How do i successfully kill myself
>>36630944
Cant, quantum suicide look it up. Iv killed myself hundreds of times but I just cant die.
12 gauge to soft palate at slight angle
Don't do that.
Stop talking about it.