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I don't know why I haven't done it yet. I remember 8 years ago I attempted 3 times within a year.

I figured I could buy two guns and shoot them at the same time. One at my heart and one in my brainstem

its like this, like half the time if there was an instant death button id press it and even though i think about shootibg myself everyday i doubt i ever will. i have 00 buck and a 12 gauge but the shells are from the 1980s. id be afraid id fail or not fie instantly and honestly even though id press the button, actually killing yourself is easier said than done

my mom has told me "if you ever kill yourself id be so damned mad, id find you in heaven and beat you" even though i know heaven isnt real this tells me that if i lived id ve treated like shit so why do it and complicate shit

but id totally choose the instant death button

>>36634660
is shotgun in mouth almost guaranteed instant death? what about with 30 years old buck shot thats basically in brand new shape

and is doing it in your backyard in a subdivision a bad idea since people and paramedics could be there in like a few seconds

read gorilla mindset by mike cernovich

it may or may not help you

it sure helped me

Invite people you like to do things with you.

If they accept it means they like you and will probably invite you to do things with them.

>>36634471
Also make sure to say lots of nice things to people. I say nice things to people all the time and they love it.

Sometimes I even go up to random people and tell them their outfit looks really nice.

I've always wondered what would happen if you ate the whole thing at once. I guess nothing after all.

>>36634423
At most the sweetener would give you diarrhea.

>>36634423
It's worse than you thought, he became a robot after that.

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>>36634395
>get to the cash register
>greet wagie and smile, maintaining eye contact
>they turn to the register to enter some numbers
>quickly glance at their nametag and look away quickly so they don't notice that their nametag was read
>they finish the transaction and hand over the receipt
>thanks [name]
>smile and leave
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>have a name
>people use it

>Work at call centre
>Ringing through to someone who also works at a call centre.
>Hello, my name is anon from [my department] I have a customer on the line who needs to get through to [your department]
>Hello, anon, how's it going? Thanks, anon, I'll take that call for you, anon. Just pass the customer through when you're ready, anon.

Nigga who do you think you're fooling? They gave me that bullshit "constantly repeat the person's name" advice when I started as well.

Like I know we're supposed to bullshit the customers,but you should recognize that everyone else who works there also knows the bullshit tactics. Just talk like regular person ffs.

>>36634391
I'm just fine m8. I might be one of them.

Killed the thread that fast? Damn.

Stop being beta. Delete all your frog pictures. Close this site. Buy a smartphone. Make friends and socialize. Meet girls using your smartphone.

>born premature
>manlet, dicklet, eyelet
>underdeveloped internal organs
>congenital hemiparesis
>partial epilepsy
>avoidant eating disorder
>anxiety
>ugly as sin

>>36634357
I did but geeze not that bad.

>>36634357

>T-cell and autoimmune disorder
You don't know the half of it

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>>36634317
me
>Highschool
>Girl I like says she likes me
>Don't believe her, believe she is out of my league and is playing a joke on me
>Miss out on highschool sweetheart because I thought I couldn't compete with other guys, even after she said she liked me

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>Be me ugly fembot
>People stare at you in the disgusted type of way
>Never had a boy like you
>Never do anything cuz I'm so ugly.
>Forced myself to be asexual
>Got plastic surgery
>10/10 now
>Don't even want a bf now.

>>36634641
It was a ruse. Be glad you didn't fall for it and be the laughing stock.

Im a girl i and still find vaginas to be disgusting. The way they bleed every month and smell horrible afterwards, or how they always secrete junk is just plain repulsive tbqh.

>>36634310

The dirtier is the more turned on I am

>>36634365
penises are so much more dignified

Tell me what happened then son

Welcome to our very large club. What's making you feel bad? For most of us it's girls or the lack thereof.

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>>36634276
what's troubIing you my son?

>her
You are just as delusional as he is, faggot. If you want to fuck a feminine man i don't give a shit, but calling him a woman is retarded and inaccurate

Does he live alone? How the hell is he paying for hormones? I really don't get how traps live the way they do in general. Like most just seem like cute NEETs since I never see any working anywhere, so I'm pretty sure a lot of them come from money.

Also, where did you meet? Trying to find someone to hook up with is so torturous to me.

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>>36634707
Apparently has rich parents. Has own apartment and doesnt work or go to school.

Randomly met chatting.

>tfw i could eventually quit my wagecuck job and move in with a trap whose parents pay for everything

because youre a generic unremarkable boy

she looks like kate in the last picture

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>>36634183
She got fat as fuck in the hospital. Stop posting those pics. It's embarrassing her.

Get better at drawing so I could draw cute anime girls like Satania.

When I was I kid I liked to daydream that I had powers to freeze all the people I wished to freeze, and unfreeze them too. Usually I'd freeze everyone and eat chocolates and pilot an aircraft. KEK

>>36634165
Watch whatever anime on my hard drive I felt like until the power goes out since there's no one working the plants, then probably find a cool way to off myself like driving to Colorado and off a big mountain

I don't even know where the first place to go look for crime would be.

>>36634119
If i had super powers then fuck yes i would

That'd be pretty damn cool, but I live in BFE and there's little to no crimes here

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It might not be too late for you to make friends IRL anon. That or you could off yourself I guess, fuck if I know.

that's when you play P3, anon

Fuck man, this brings me back to the launch of Katawa Shoujo, where countless robros were asking themselves the same questions.

I already have a bf I picked up from r9k and he made me cut off all my orbiters. Try /soc/.

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>>36634131
What made your bf different from all the other orbiters? How did he get you to be his gf while the other orbiters failed?

>>36634172
He was more dominant and possessive. I'm messed up so I like to be treated like someone's property.