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where did you meet her anon to be quite original

you should always be worried about everything

she wants you to impregnate her now

>>36635827
>big heads
>high iqs
>beautiful cheekbones
>robust faces overall
>kawaii af
>redpilled culture
What's not to like?

At least post a decent looking one. That angle isn't doing anyone justice.

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>>36635920
>asians
>robust

Stop drinking anon. Its not good for you

>>36635833
I'm trying, it really helps me get through the day though

you're probably passing out and sleeping funny

>>36635678
I'll give you attention if you give me headpats and cuddles.

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>>36635678
i'll be your friend if you supply me with more cute edgy anime pics

>>36635729
ok but only if you return the favor and let me fall asleep in your arms because im about to

anon i have the answer, start lifting and get swole. trust me, best decision you will ever make

>>36635667
I'm already doing that actually, currently I can lift half my body weight and I'm jogging every day to train for marathons. I'm a loser cause I'm an idiot! When I was in highschool I had to retake end of course exams for math, cause I failed.

A huge dose of lsd.

never going to happen, your best bet is to use an anime pfp and be a waifubot

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Be born in California.

>>36635618
EXERCISE >>>/fit/

44

If I wasn't a virgin and had a single friend I'd be in the normal category

>>36635612
I think "has any form of social media" should be an instant +8

Real bots like me don't have anything

>>36636551
>Not a virgino
You need to leave-o

>>36635611
Here's a comfy one for you

svZeYBf

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Fuck your sister in your sleep
If you don't gave fuck your mother in your sleep
So you get a retarded kid
Make your kid play with socks
Create a brand of socks saying it's to help the retarded kid
You'll get millions
It's a true story it already exists

nostalgia makes me think of being in space except the stars are as small as dust and you can breathe them in
yellow is such a peaceful colour
dontchathink
mellow yellow
alcoholic liver failure
i wish I had nicer colours
imagine all the colours we could see if we could see another primary colour

>>36635607
Take a fucking shower you smelly fucks

When they do*

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your sense of smell dulls with repeated exposure. this is why chain smokers eventually don't think they smell like smoke

to that end:
>flush your fap receptacle (i use toilet paper)
>air the room out
>if cum lands on you or your clothes or sheets or anything, DO NOT ASSUME THEY DON'T SMELL LIKE CUM

seriously, you'll smell like cum otherwise

>buy yourself some cheap bulk depression food, you're more likely to eat it if you don't have to go buy it when you're at your lowest

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Reminder that this is the real Wendy.

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>>36635585
holy kek
actual roastie
my fucking sides

>>36635585
She's pretty cute desu. Although why does she hold the burger so weird?

>>36635540
Every day you savage.

Once a day in the morning for about three minutes. I'm too tired at night.

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That's pretty fucking gross, OP.

I hate brushing too, and dislike the taste of toothpaste, but I do it anyway because I don't want rotten gums for the rest of my life.

>>36635536
How's the weed tonight?

What are your cyborg credentials?

t. cyborg manager

I'm roasting buds on my pax, I'm fully fucking lit and here we are.

https://youtu.be/vWaljXUiCaE

>>36635490
Do you have my wife's black and white modeling pic then?

Do you have a fat kid with a skull on his hoodie and he's wearing a beanie?

>>36635626
Yep. I remember you

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>>36635487
I feel you anon, I would die if I did not have my PC with me.

>>36635487
this is my biggest fear
I've been using my laptop 12-18 hours a day for the last 4 years and I've only ever replaced one of the fans

>>36635487

Get a job , sell plasma? Go to a temp agency , chances are they will hire you on the spot.

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what do you mean by "call with a couple of girls"

and do you mean they were robo-tripping on DXM

i am intrigued

>>36635507
They apparently snorted ground-up Benadryl and then decided it would be fun to call me and put me on speaker.

Go ahead, crucify me as normalfag scum for having "friends" irl. I'm not a native robot, but I came here looking for help.

>>36635483
Most women, like most most men, are totally degenerate and not worth anything. What separates the good men from the good women is that women inherently have more social capital, so they're always taken.

>tfw qt virgin gf

The worst thing she does is drink a glass of alcohol at a get together, but I'm even trying to stop her from doing that.