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>just heard a loud bang outside
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>>36636307
was it a skin walker?
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>>36636307
It's the Illuminateeee
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Get out there and establish dominance, anon
>see my reflection
>day ruined
FUCK
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>>36636282
i originally know that original feeling
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>see my reflection
>day improved
Who /attractiveyetsinglevirgin/ here?
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>>36636282
Just kill yourself already.
>>36637688
No you aren't, kill yourself too.
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Was he our guy? originally
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Post vid or webm.
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>>36636275
He got wagecucked so hard that he lost all his emotions.
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Post the video you busta.
That wagie sure looks like he is ready to take the bullet. He better say "Just shoot me" in the video. That's what I would do.
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All right guys, I need some advice. It's 4am and I've been trying to sleep for like 5 hours but I just can't, I almost cheated on my gf and I feel like a piece of shit. Anybody wanna talk to me?
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Tell me your story, anon.
originalimente
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You like eating cereal for breakfast?
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what do you eat for breakfast?
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Any other asexual robots here? How do you cope with being both lonely and asexual?
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>>36636154
>Any other asexual robots here? How do you cope with being both lonely and asexual?
No I'm a fucking fag lmao
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>>36636154
lately i've been feeling kind of asexual. idk if i am though. i've had sex tho so im not really a robot.
i'm very interested in sex, i sort of like sex, but i don't really know if i ever want to have it again?
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>>36636154
Imagine actually being asexual. it's so wild I can barely comprehend it. not feeling attracted to anything, like, thats so alien.
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>tfw I'm not fat but I look like I am because my spine is fucked from sitting at a computer too long
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>tfw phoneposter master race
>can sit in comfy position all day
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>>36636135
>tfw fucked up spine because of sitting behind computer ever since i knew how to walk
>tfw feel extremely comfy now when i sit down in a chair
>dislike standing
/retardedspinemasterrace/
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>>36636135
Get better fitting shirts nigger
Also look up posture improving stretches, they are insanely easy
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IM SO TIRED OF THIS WORLD. EVERYTHING IS WRONG, INCLUDING THE VERY SIMPLEST CHEMICALS IN MY BRAIN THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO BE MAKING ME FUNCTION. I WANT A BOYFRIEND. A REAL LIFE BOYFRIEND. I WANT TO BE PRETTY. I WANT TO SHOOT UP MY SCHOOL. FUCK YOU ALL. YOU ALL PROBABLY SMELL BAD AND I ALSO SMELL BAD. FUCK YOU, KILL YOURSELVES PLEASE.
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>>36636126
yikes man its good to let it out tho
just be yourself
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>>36636126
No fanks
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>>36636134
>yikes
hey do us a favor and yikes yourself my yike
>tfw you smoke weed more often than you eat
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>not eating your weed
transcend, OP
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Iktf op
But its mostly because lately ive been eating so little
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>>36636138
Who says I dont
Budder is some good shit
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robots should i go to a bar ive been drinking and feeling more confident then usual any tips?
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>>36636007
stay home and take a nap
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>>36636007
Dont do it, you will only regret it.
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anyone else? i dont know which bars are good around me cmon bros
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Is there a dating website that doesn't allow normalfags?
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>>36635982
>Is there a dating website that doesn't allow normalfags?
no
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>>36635982
Yeah backpage is bretty gud desu I think Dark Souls 3>all other souls games
If they remade DS1 with the DS3 engine I'd shit bricks and buy it day one
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>>36635999
singed in triplicate
Have you ever wondered the things out there you'll never feel? All the beauty you'll never witness. All the sensations you'll never sense. That one person can live a life of nothing but pain while another is able to experience wonders so foreign to the other that it almost seems magical. That life has an infinite potential for anything, it's actually sad that we are constrained to our imagination, We can't even see all the possibilities outside it. Life is so fucking beautiful man, it makes me so God damn angry that we're in chains.
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>>36635979
you know what I think about?
people who get tortured and die, and how their life had no more meaning than a flies
then I think about my life and how much I hate it
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>>36635979
You're only in chains because you allow yourself to be. Stop focusing your affections on something or someone you'll never have and look to yourself. Find yourself.. find what you love and pursue it. Let nothing stand in your way. Sounds easy, because it is.
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even if those beautiful things happened to me I wouldn't appreciate them
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>tfw tub too small for relaxing bath
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>>36635944
just prop your legs up, bro
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>>36636000
I tried that but they're nearly up around my chin. This tub is barely big enough for a 9 year old to sit in. Curling up in a fetal position isn't comfy enough.
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>>36636000
he said relaxing
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How do normies do it? 2017-04-29 07:18:38 Post No.36635901
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>be me
>get crush on normie girl
>she acts like she likes me, I won't go into detail but it was retardedly obvious even for an autist like me
>think I can escape robotdom and get gf
>make post about it here but not even the normies respond
>get her phone number
>spam it with memes (pic related)
>she is afraid of me
>she tells me she has a crush on another guy
>I am destroyed
>delete her contact (pic related is old screenshots, I've sent a lot more)
Why can't I connect with people? All my interactions with everyone irl devolve into 4chan memes. The normies and outcasts alike don't tolerate me. I fucking show r9k posts to people I know on a daily basis. Wtf is wrong with me, how do normies do it? I will never fucking have this chance again.
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I sent her some weird shitty pictures and generic copypasta.
Everyday I hear her talking about some new guy who asked her out. Wtf I want to die
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Send her more messages like that, she'll eventually fall for you.
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>>36635901
>have oneitis for 10 years
>still haven't found anybody else who remotely interests me
maybe you can try not being a 15 year old
you have no self awareness
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True or false?
Everybody on this board has an inferiority complex
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>>36635862
I don't have one. I feel I have nothing to be insecure of
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yes and no
mixed with narcissism and entitlement
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inferior? i'm the supreme gentleman
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Failed Normalfag/General Shit Life Thread 2017-04-29 07:14:45 Post No.36635853
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Failed Normalfag/General Shit Life Thread
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>popular and well respected at work
>people enjoy having small conversations when allowed with me to ease stress of work. i do the same
>i cant seem to get to know coworkers as friends, just in a proffesional manner
>used to actually hang out with coworkers and became friends but i just distanced myself i just dont know why
>don't talk to anyone outside of work
>work bymyself at work
>be by myself afterwork
>too tired afterwork to do anything so just fall asleep, sometimes workout but its like i never leave work
>only thing i do is work on ny car on weekends, its the only thing i have and take pride in
>i work because it takes my mind off this shit
>been like this for 3 years. before i was neet for a year after shit highschool years
HAHAHAHAHAHA I CANT WAIT FOR THE DAY I PUSH MYSELF BEYOND MY LIMITS AND HOPEFULLY I FUCKING DIE FROM EXHAUSTION
I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE HAHAHAHAHA
THOUGH TO MY FELLOW ROBOTS WHO HAVE EXPERIENCED MUCH MORE SUFFERING THAN I HAVE I SALUTE YOU I AM NOT WORTHY OF YOUR PRESENCE
your turn
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>third year college
>3.8 GPA and 87% TEAS
>didn't get accepted to any nursing programs I applied for, even community colleges
Did I fall for the "do your best and you will succeed" meme? I'm starting to see how harsh reality can be sometimes.
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>>36635926
Maybe they were full on their quota
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working your ass off like that used to at least get you married. Now all it gets you is alcoholism and self hatred.