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>>36639210
did u ever use a rotary phone?

I remember the creation of so many stupid memes. Battletoads, pools closed. Pepe. When reaction pics first took off here, and you'd see originals more than reposts.

I miss the brutal aggresion, honesty, goal orientated, and perhaps most of all the rare extraodinary intellect that used to pop up every now and again.

Now it's just gay, trap, furry, shemales, and goddamn cucks.

Funny, 4chan became what it despised.

>>36639317
Yes. I'm surprised people think they're that old to be honest, not as old as people think. Or maybe I just am.

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>>36639120
Yellow, and expand to the left

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>yellow instantly getting dubs

fuck you dude

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>>36639087
>He was a robot like me
In what way?

>>36639116
He browsed this board and posted. We were the two big failures of the family. He made threads about looking for a fembot gf constantly

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>>36639087
What was he like? Did you real sad when you heard he died? Will you kill your self too? Do you think it was worth it, because I sure do

You bitch, just you wait! I'll own this company in a few years!

i am seriously thinking we maybe sending negative energy to people and environment for some reason. We need to find the source and closed it to the hell out of earth.

I am always friendly person but people around me are always bad to me. They are really good communicate and friendly each other but strange for me. If it is not about negative energy it may be because i am wearing glasses.

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Whatever bitch. You look like a little monkey lady anyway.

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CSGO? I just quit that game when i missed a scout shot that somehow missed... I even watched it over and my crosshair was right on his head. game sux

>>36639067
tf2 the melee hitboxes are so fucking bad I want to throw my monitor

>>36639083
I dont remember them being that bad, they always felt kinda wonky but I always thought it was the animations

>>36639025
Bring salt and pour it into whatever drinks are available. Then, shit in a closet. Proceed to leave.

>>36639104
? What would this accomplish?

>>36639025
>Regardless, is this an advantage for when I talk to cutie waifus tonight?
Depends if you're handsome or not. If you're handsome you can do anything. If not, you have to be gentle. Tone it down a little.

I don't think i've ever met one that feels that way.

>>36638976
I don't think I'm entitled to anything. I don't even want a bf. I like being alone.

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i am only entitled to an older woman friend

>>36638968
Sounds fucking hilarious, you did good
Give it to the normies

>>36638968
>diving to save some chad's sandwich
How would that make you cool? That makes you bottom-of-the-barrel beta. It's just a sandwich.

>>36639020
i thought the diveroll would look cool and I'd also save his sandwich

99% of lesbians go back to cock.

i dont hate them but i do hate """"femanons""""

>>36638817
They don't got penis. Why would i like something without a penis. Make sense, vag fag.

>>36638802
There are, but unfortunately stuff like this obviously can never work when both parties are in on it from the start. You need to find someone completely clueless and naive. I wish I could be that naive boy, though.

>>36638802
Hey it's me a naive boy, wanna fuck??

>>36638820
>I wish I could be that naive boy

i was that boy once. i learned my lesson by then. Can never trust a grill now

In bed desu. Wbu?

No 'straya, bad 'straya. Time for bed now.

>>36638796
Grinding boxes on overwatch

>>36638819
Its 2130

its not like they explicitly say that. no matter how cold on the inside girls still have to look like sugar and spice outside after all. instead pretty and ugly girls alike usually say "um sorry anon thats sweet but im not looking for a relationship right now" and then i say "cool, no problem" and two weeks later shes with some guy who id say she thinks looks better than me.

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>>36638776
This girl I know called a guy who asked her on a date ugly cuz of acne

>>36638810
and you think her looks has anything to do with why she said that since you posted her picture? there are both ugly and good looking bitches

Not if they get to have a word in it. Which unfortunately they do in this day and age.

>>36638697
women should be kept in rape dungeons

>>36638676
At last, the "woman" meme can end. Can't wait til they lose their pussy privilege and find themselves on equal footing with men.

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If that's what you believe

>>36638674
>tfw only bother visiting /r9k/ for the homolust and cuteboi threads
How could you guys let me fall so far?

fags are a very loud minority

>>36638592
i'll be your friend anon and help you get on the path to happiness

my discord is grink#5210 if you'd like to talk

>>36638592
do you require real life friends or would online friends suffice?
let's play tabletop rpg online.
i have never played before but i have wanted to learn for a while now.
everyone who's into it got started in high school with their fun group of d&d nerds and i'm too intimidated by their years of experience to try and join something in real life (and too shy).

>>36638592
Let me say, this is a good thread.
I am really getting the feels from this.
Same situation. I have only one real friend and if he dies or finds a girlfriend and leaves, then I am gonna be lost.
Same thing like the tabletop rpgs, I sometimes imagine not being so alone.
Hanging out is awkward, I can not even find someone to hang out. Normally I do not appear to be shy, but that is just how I behave. My problem is, that I can not approach someone in the first place.
Life seems fake, everything seems and feels fake. The only joy I have comes from things that I do for myself and just for myself only. Things like puzzling, programming, reading shit on this board or x and g.