>ywn live in a hip-hop styled feudal Japan
Life isn't fair.
>ywn be an ace pilot in a futuristic japan
>>36646638
>ywn a 19th century dutch homo sailing to japan to get some of that tight asian boipucci
JUST
>>36646893
>this is how japs perceive europeans
>be me, video-game enthusiast
>genuinely collect and play vidya from all of history
>dad has friends over a lot
>they will usually insist that we play Mario Kart since "I love Mario Kart, I used to play it as a kid!"
>set up Mario Kart in the living room
>"ha ha you're gonna lose, anon!"
>race starts
>"wait... which button is go?"
>play one race
>"Anon this is too hard I don't want to play anymore."
Literally every time. So now I have to take whatever Console I had to set up in the living room and take it back to my room.
Just play worse if you really want the attention.
Imagine how embarrassed your dad must be knowing that his 30 year old son still plays stupid videotoys that he has to ask for his buddies to humour you
>>36646631
Just have fun. Everyone needs to stop tryharding when they're just playing with friends.
I'm going to popeyes what the fuck do you faggots want
>>36646606
three piece chicken meal, spicy.
the shrimp is also pretty damn good.
Spicy 5 piece tenders with mashed potatoes
God damn I love chicken
>>36646606
>popeyes
i want you to go there and kill all their employees and then go to the much superior Bojangles and get a 4 piece supreme combo with a dr. pepper and seasoned fries
>mfw /r9k/
/tv/ here, you guys fucking suck.
>>36646496
>got generals
absolutely nothing more
>>36646496
heha funy plane man!!!
BANE!!!! XD
>>36646496
Quality post from a quality board.
Kill yourself.
Hug, Kill, Marry /r9k/?
why are three of the same person standing next to each other?
Hug my pillow at night. End up marrying no one. Kill myself.
>>36646465
> Convert to a religion that allows polygamy.
> Marry all 3.
/philosophy/
Any edgy philosophical talks you robots wanna vent on
>mfw nihilism is my only way to think since I became an atheist
>Rick is my phil daddi
>>36646453
Life is a completely random occurrence in the normality one would call the void and nothingness
>>36646453
Ur asking for a roasting
DESU tho I think rick and Morty would've been a robot favorite if the normies hadn't ransacked it. All the criticism I hear from here about it is valid, yet feels like they are trying pretty hard to dislike it. Yes some of the humor is autistic, but since when do we autists care cbout thtat?
Philosophy wise, I am torn between the absolute fact that there is no inherent morality in this vast and cold universe. I am torn between is fact, and the fact that nothing we do matters. This seems to lead to "I'm gonna get the headshot high score" mentality, but despite these facts, i still feel deeply that life is sacred.
I struggle to reconcile my mind with my heart. My mind says human life is worthless and temporary, but my heart says we are miracles and should cling to life as hard as possible.
I think the problem with America is that this philosophy is so prevalent. Philosophers and the like should've kept this as their biggest secret. Humanity should nevertheless have been allowed to know just how meaningless it all is.
>>36646453
It seems like nihilism is an inevitability after enough time experiencing the world and evaluating it. Where do you go from there?
Personally I like the idea of the absurd hero but I imagine it's easier to pull off when you're a philosophy Chad like Camus and spend your time smoking, drinking and doing the sex.
Hey guys newfag here, been lurking for a few months. I constantly see oldfags saying 4chan used to be fucking amazing compared to today is it true or just newfags who were here for a year and posing as oldfags or was it truly that awesome?
>>36646446
False nostalgia. "B-b-b-but the new [remake of anything] is just so garbage compared to the [thing] when I was young, impressionable, and open to new things!"
People glorify the past.
Tho it was definitely better than now tho
I think it had to do more with the internet in general rather than just the site users itself. It's not like a game where you can easily say what is objectively/subjectively better because everything is there and easily reviewable.
Not to mention people's view of 4chan differs on what their interest are and what particular threads they browse.
>>36646740 is a fucking moron who thinks anything that's old is shit and anyone who likes it is because of nostalgia.
>>36646903
that doll is fucking creepy. But I personally do feel the internet used to be better before it was so normie infested and commercialized.
>oneitis is 11
The real question is how old are you?
>oneitis is dubs
mine is younger desu~!
>7/10 in mirror
>2/10 in photo
The camera doesn't lie anon
Inb4 b-but you're used to seeing your reflection
Take a picture of your reflection and you'll see you also look horrible
>>36646386
is there no middle ground anon? m-maybe I'm a 5/10 right?
>>36646435
No, you're a hideous chud
umm is it gay if I want Asian boys to fuck me
>>36646285
Are we talking boys or bois?
>>36646367
>Are we talking boys or bois?
boisb-but is it gay if I think of boys sometimes
>>36646410
If it's gay to want a girl as cute as this to fuck you then I sure as hell don't wanna be straight.
>make a tinder several months ago in a period of desperation
>match with some roastie from a different university
>she actually seems to like me for some reason, sends nudes eventually
>starts suggesting coming to where I am sometime
>realize that I honestly don't want to lose my wizard powers from some tinder whore
>go full ghost, block her number, block her on snapchat/kikebook etc.
>immediately feel more free and happy again
>present day
>get a phone call from new jersey
>freak out, block the number
Did I overreact? It couldn't be her, right? I really don't want any trouble, I was thinking with muh dick back then and all I honestly want is for her to leave me alone so I can stay single and happy
>>36646277
NJ's the state she's from, by the way
>>36646277
Fucking retard
Orignila
>>36646277
What kinda wizard powers you got? Stable home life? Managing your income wisely? Got a car? That's why she's trying to retain you in her stable of orbiters. If you have ONE resource that she could exploit, she'll do anything to keep you around as an option.
Who else /butt ass-naked / right now ?
>>36646253
Being completely nude the greatest feeling in the world! When I get a my own place, I will never wear clothes around the house. Then when I get a gf/wife I will enforce a strict no clothes policy inside the house. Hopefully I'll be able to convince her to move to a nudist colony or nudist neighborhood.
>>36646253
I live out in the country jut got done walking around outside naked, even fapped
>>36646928
I want to do this in public, with people around and looking at me. But I don't want to get arrested.
How do you get a cudde buddy?
It should be easier than a gf right?
Be attractive and charming. Same requirements as for getting a gf.
>>36646257
but i just want to cuddle. Where do you find such a girl?
> not getting a cuddlebuddy (male) from r9k
It's the end of the semester anons, so I'll ask the question everyone is thinking: HOW DO YOU CHEAT ON YOUR FINAL EXAMS
>>36646138
you put the information in your brain so you have a cheat sheet to look at during the test.
>>36646138
Writing on my hands/wrist has always worked for me, wearing a long sleeve aswell so the teachers don't notice is good, I've used this to write down countless formulas and tips.
>>36646260
>wearing a long sleeve aswell so the teachers don't notice is good
>so the teachers don't notice is good
>teachers
underage scum detected... pink boards are for grownups.
Well, robots, what are your thoughts on libertarianism?
>>36646104
Most "libertarians" are just spoiled white kids and the kind of people who post about how the minimum wage shouldn't be $15 and poor people should just get better jobs are the guys who dropped out of college, are unemployed and live with their parents in their 20s.
>>36646104
>Well, robots, what are your thoughts on libertarianism?
I think left libertarianism is pretty rational, and something which could work in our current system of government.
A system in which individual freedom is maximized, but not at the expense of equality - you can't truly be called free if you work 12 hours a day to survive.
when I see that picture i only think of what christ said