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That was a very interesting read. Thanks, OP.

I dont know. its kind of a tough read.

https://intelhuxley.wordpress.com/2017/04/29/masturbation-destroys-male-vitality-youve-been-lied-to/

https://intelhuxley.wordpress.com/2017/04/29/masturbation-destroys-male-vitality-youve-been-lied-to/

Go to college dorm area and stake out the laundry room. Steal panties it's that easy I have quite the collection desu from before I dropped out

seconding college dorm laundry room
spoiled college kids will often forget/abandon their clothes down there for weeks, too, so you don't even have to feel bad about stealing stuff if you pay attention to what gets left

>>36649165
>I really really really want to steal girls panties.
>Any tips?

enroll in university
I stole panties every other week before I failed out after freshman year

They make it super easy for you, the laundry rooms in dorms are always secluded areas, and you can go at 4:00 AM on Tuesday since its not like you would go to class tomorrow anyways

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hmmm i dont know what her deal is. i dont believe that that's her genuine feelings. roasties tend to have motives for saying such things. She got 1k likes tho. that's probably it. fishing for likes. unless she's a celebrity for receiving so many likes

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>>36649127
Only if the guy is pic related.

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>>36649251
Pic related would get abandoned in a heartbeat and needs to kill himself immediately if not sooner. Fucking disabled retarded defects.

This kid I know from school always talks about how great they are, and how you get crazy high for like a minute, but it's the best high of your life.

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>>36649108

Glad you asked. Let me tell you a story.

>Years ago
>Living in shitty trailer park
>Neighbor comes over to smoke weed with me and my roommates
>He's a bit much to say the least
>One day he brings over some computer duster spray
>Starts huffing it and coughing
>Acting very strange
>Suddenly he just passes out
>We don't notice for a bit because vidya
>See him slumped over in his seat
>Nudge him a little and ask if he's okay
>He wakes up all delirious not knowing where he is
>Awkwardly stands up and mumbles that he has to go
>When he leaves we notice it's damp where he was sitting
>He pissed his pants

That's why you don't huff kids.

>>36649108
>>36649108
Air duster was cool for awhile. It makes your voice super deep and you shift to an alternate dimension for a minute. Feels like you can almost touch god or heaven or something.
Nitrous is kinda similar but not as crazy and more laughy.

I'm trapped by my entanglement in pop psychology.

>>36649745
>he doesn't believe in archetypes

>>36649106
>yeah. Same here, anon.
But im actually suprised how accurate that wiki page is

>>36649095
>be male
>actually think

>>36649095
>be male
>contribute to society
>spend my time productively instead of masturbating constantly

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>>36649135
>be female
>spend the whole day touching my clit
>Chad slaves away at work to buy me sex toys
>mfw men think they're the ones winning out on this deal

Fuck, Bubbles, let's smoke some great hash, go down to the Donair King, and fucking get some food. Fuck I'm hungry. Then Lucy and me will bang tonight!

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Fucking europeans always call them kebabs because they only have turks and arabs
>mfw eating a delicious greek gyro

>>36649772
i love em but i wish they were less messy to eat

Do what you want just stop fucking screaming at me god damn

>>36649183
I'm sorry anon, I'm just excited

I want to be fat.

Cold turkey. Gradually stopping is for people with weak willpower.

>>36648994
Gradually, if you have a physical dependence and stop all of a sudden it will be super awful. Form a plan, and stick to it. Wean it down my friend, we're all gonna make it.

>>36648994
cold turkey like a real man :^)

Then your problem is the city, not the methods

You gotta drive around skid row and look for homeless girls. Now, look, they're going to be dirty. They're going to have drug addictions. They might even have an STD or two.

But these are fixer-uppers. These are women you invest your time into. Over time with enough work and patience you'll get yourself a decent waifu. I mean, keep your dick bagged up 24/7, you don't know what they have, but as long as they dont have herpes on their mouth then you'll at least get some solid blowjobs. Don't give them any money tho.

>>36649428
Do not listen to this man.

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Don't waste this occasion anon. Take a gun, go to some populated area and take a dozen of normies to hell with you. Show them that you have the power over their pathetic happy lives.

>>36648879
>19
You've spent the equivalent of a fucking infant's lifetime having to make adult decisions. Don't be so melodramatic.

>>36648879
Same

Orginoli

>>36648811
Because I can jerk off my dick, but I can't jerk off my heart.

Women make babies

I don't. I gave up on that when I found my waifu.

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>>36648762
2D white women are made for 2D latino cock

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>tfw lesbian but in love with dio brando

>>36648875
Well duh. Dio Brando is basically a butch lesbian by the end of part 3 anyway.

because straight men like women, and female sexuality is fluid.

What are fujoshi?

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>>36648750
Haven't you ever hear of rotten girls in anime or manga?
It's basically lesbians who are turned on by gay men fucking.
They're the most degenerate.

Like 13 or earlier

>>36648724
2 months if I am around

>For the purpose of this study, the definition of virginity loss is whether the respondent had heterosexual vaginal intercourse. With that in mind, the average age of virginity loss for American men is 16.9 years old, and the average age for American women is 17.2 years old.
http://www.teenvogue.com/story/teens-losing-virginity-age