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Sounds amazing. Nothin i want more than a girl who cant function right and relies on me to do basic things. I cry at night playing out this scenario often

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Just because you're a cripple doesn't mean you can't do better than a robot. Have some self respect.

Yeah? I'd date any girl at this point.

I've always been an atheist, but I'm not a fedoralord so I don't bring it up or "debate" relifags

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Goddamn ningens
OFF MY BOARD

Physical materialism is a mythology.

>>36649661
No but I'm thinking about getting one. Right now I'm all about: Job-Dog-Kayak-Girl-House-Kid-Kid
I'm becoming increasingly convinced that this is the way of the enlightened person.

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>>36649661
I have two dogs a collie and a whippet we got but she has stayed tiny for some reason.

there honestly the only reason i haven't killed myself yet

>>36650247
Y'know, my dog is about to turn two, and I already know that when he goes, I'm gonna turn into a mess because nothing has brought me joy like he has.

>>36649605
Then it is cuckoldism you fool.

>>36649632
You should really read up on what that word means.

I'm too far gone that I'd accept one with cuckoldism.

The black pill is probably full of pen ink and will kill you.

The same is true for niggers.

Is active charcoal a good supp? I need to up my supp game..

>>36649593
kek
take the brown pill opie

How is this even a wagie thing? Isn't this just a "not being a fucking retard" thing?

>>36649635
He's implying all neets live with their parents who do the yard work instead so he can have time to type his novel

>>36649468
Joke's on you, I like mowing. A nice walk in the summer heat, sun shining, no shirt on, some good music on my headphones, the smell of fresh-cut grass, and an ice cold beer on the deck afterward. It's a very nice way to spend an hour on a Saturday.

>>36649434
>4 loko gold not frost
wew lad

>>36649434
>>36649494
>drinking four loko at all
wew lad

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>>36649494
forgot pic
heer it is

What job was it?
Oreglian

>>36649477
general entry level office wagecuck job that includes data entry, printing reports, fetching coffee, etc

>>36649564

I see. What are you going to do with yourself now?

Think on your feet

>>36649404
delicious delicious delicious delicious

I love feet, very sexy.

>>36649403
Nope chad already has them hooked. Your best bet is to find a semi cute uni girl who'll offer to cuck you in exchange for your money. Cucks4lyfe=asperger

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If you are rich, yes. There are plenty of aspies who use it to their advantage to make a shitton of money. If you are not rich, good luck.

>>36649579

How would one get rich?

I hate my big brother.
But really I don't.

My little sister hates nee because I'm a fat neet

>>36649336
I hate my sister and I can't explain it either. I just do.

Too bad

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Journal on the 28th of april:
I now pleasure myself without fantasmic support.

>>36649332
I masturbate more to modern porn music than the visuals themselves.
Is that weird enough?

>>36649602
You've been thoroughly pavloved my friend.

only you, you fucking sack of estrogen

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>two examples are enough to form the correlation

>>36649315
ecksdee drumpf is a meanie!!!!

get out you fucking normie

>>36649280
You like Hobbits from Hobbiton. OHOHOH MAH BOY! Smoke tha pipe weed! XDDD

>>36649280
is your fetish big ugly horse teeth?

>>36649353
those are dick suckin teeth bud

>>36649272
I have quite the collection they are all worthless I have licked each pair clean at least 10 times

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the duality of man

original

How can I steal panties when I never leave my room? Fucking normies