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Enjoy your rotten teeth you ugly neet

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Time to fill the shelf with water and V8?

>>36651649
>>36652522
No I'm just going to take my own life

>>36651453
Only intelligent men go bald. They're so smart that their brains scare the hair away.

>>36651501

Shut the fuck up, Hyde.

Hollywood people would do anything to keep their looks. If there was some sort of satanic ritual to rip a newborn baby out of some womans body before it's birthed killing them both so they could smear the blood on themselves like bathory they would do it if they thought they'd keep looking good for even a fraction of a second.

Has anyone contacted the artist yet? Seriously.

I'm considering buying it. the shills won

>>36651761
>Has anyone contacted the artist yet? Seriously.
You know you can right?
Dakooters or kiwi posts all the time on /lgbt/ get her discord

>>36651399
I might soon

It's a form of dyslexia, most people know automatically.

>posts anime
>talks about how stupid he is

redundant bro. everyone assumes it already

>>36651437

They don't know "automatically" at all. It is in fact very difficult to exmplain the concept of right and left without visual cues or references like "this way" or "that way".

Left-handed people have it harder because right-handed people can learn "my RIGHT hand is the hand I WRITE with".

>>36651373
she's disgusting
why would you want to date that

Yet another attend where Internet slut yawn

>>36651373
Check out her nude set, she did not do anal, and well its fucking nasty

Jesus, I never thought what my life would have been like as a girl. I'd probably be exactly like I am now except dumber

i doubt it

just like there are girls who are scum, there are men also who are scum

since i don't consider myself scum, that wouldn't apply to me imho

I don't think sluts can call themselves lazy, I don't really have the energy to leave the house much. If I was magically a woman I don't think I'd be able to be a slut, that would require going out to clubs and being a normal person

less thinking more doing and just stop thinking about the doing just do. don't even think about the do.

>>36651301
Like everything else in life, they practice it more than you.

stop trying to analyze the do.

>>36651278
Music
Intoxicants
Knowing I have a vivid dream world to escape to for 8+ hours at the end of the day

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>>36651278
>tfw after you posted this Wojak you've seen more people use it
>tfw before you posted it no one ever posted it
Feels good man.

>>36651550
lucid dreams? are they completely controlled?

I deleted the other, this has the better OP image.

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>>36651216
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Milkman and may to the gulag

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Its sunday are you fucking autistic

>What kind of girls do you like?
Anything with a pulse.
>What kind of girls tend to like you?
None.

>What kind of girls tend to like you?

nice one

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>>36651176
>What kind of girls do you like?
>What kind of girls tend to like you?

umm... I like boys...
sorry

Even if you ignore the feminist bullshit it was still a bad movie. The plot makes no sense and is told in a terrible way.

>>36651158
Are you retarded?
What about Princess Leia or Padme Amidala?

>>36651158
Excellent blog post bro, 100%

>>36651157
You've already got connections at your workplace. You're on easy streak.
What kinda company is it?

>smile to everybody
>ask classic question like "where are you from" for basic communication

actually, what is your job? what are you gonna be?

>>36651157
You should feel much better once you get back out there.

>introducing Stacie to r9k

Fucking kill yourself normal faggot

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The past few years I've been introducing myself to terms like "Chad" and "Stacy" -- also introduced myself to /r9k/.

I've just named my rival Chad :D

Wait until Chad rapes her in battle and she finds herself enjoying it... you just cucked yourself.

>>36650966
Fuck, I originally spoilered by accident

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keep mine super clean.
I usually use Wallpaper Engine and have Anime Openings or Music videos on, but this is my normal static wallpaper.

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>tfw microsoft fanboy

I love broken people in general, they are always hot as fuck, super depraved and extremely intimate.

>self-describes as 'broken'

Translation: Would you date a histrionic personality disordered drama queen?

Nope, suffering isn't fun for me so it would be a bad match.

>>36650933
Yes, i would like to make her happy and help her through hard times if she loved me