Hey, r9k. We're not creative enough for making words and we don't talk much English. Can you help us out?
>>36652304
poo in the loo
this post is original
>>36652304
Diesels.
Techno metal post
>download tinder
>swipe thru the uggos
>find no matches
>delete tinder
>>36652294
>download tinder
>swipe right on every girl, black girls, fat girls, etc
>no matches
>wait 2 days
>no matches
>delete tinder
I didnt know average joe looking slim blonde hair white males were so unattractive to women.
You can get lucky on tinder. But thats exactly it, luck. 1 or of 2 times youll hit the roastie jackpot. It really is like gambling. Its a complete waste of time to hook up and it wont be a super 10/10 qt either, itll be a 4-6 or 7 (if ur rly lucky.)
>>36652294
Is Tinder fucking down or something? Posted chad bait for a test and I haven't gotten any bites at all yet? What the fuck!?
Ok, how the fuck do I order a large fry with my meal at Chick Fil A? Last time I went to the drive-thru, I said I wanted a number 2 LARGE with a sweet tea. Only the tea was large, NOT THE FRIES.
SOMEONE PLEASE FUCKING TELL ME BECAUSE I AM ABOUT TO GO TO CHICK FIL A AND DON'T WANT TO FIND OUT I GOT ANOTHER FUCKING MEDIUM FRY INSTEAD OF A LARGE
Its easy anon just say
>I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda.
>>36652416
Ask for a large fries? It honestly pisses me off how fucking autistic some of you retards are.
Self-pity cannot be removed without positive life experience and emotional support. Self pity prevents me from experiencing those things, and this causes me to increase my self pity.
pic unrelated
Self pity can be removed by sucking it up and getting to work you sad cunt
Worked for me
>>36652293
Self pity prevents me from sucking it up.
>>36652293
>getting to work
Here come the retarded vague normie terms.
Rate me and my gf /r9k/
Pic is us :)
she is thick
>>36651989
Here's my epic le roast of you two:
You two both look like normies that an angry sperg would post a pic of on /r9k/
>>36651989
well, you have a gf so that's a start. upgrade from here.
Would money solve your problems r9k? Would you be able to find happiness with it? Let's say you get 100 million dollars, what would you do with it?
As for me I would just move into a wealthy city/neighborhood and live there the rest of my life. Free of any financial burdens and spend the large amount of time/money that I have on my hobbies.
>>36651980
>buy a normal/slightly above average flat
>give 60 million dollars to my family
>rot there and die within 1 year due to drug abuse
The perfect life, it would definitely solve all my problems
>>36651980
Id probably just try and make things that help people.
That's a stupid question. What personal problem could a robot have that couldn't be fixed with 100 million dollars?
>You will never have someone to listen to records with, have sex with and listen to records with
Why live?
If I did anything right in life is that I have a qt girlfriend who loves music as well.
I collect and listen to records. What do you like?
>>36652245
Right now I've been listening to a bit of Arca, Preoccupations and Car Seat Headrest. You?
https://youtu.be/O_GN_9Y66IM?t=6m14s
(yellow)
>>36651932
seriously OP, not even a timestamp?
>>36651932
>Robots are unironically like:
>[7 minute blooper reel from anchor man 2]
Is it a requirement that normies be clinically retarded to post here?
>>36652672
i gave you a 3 second clip and even pasted the time you moron. it starts at 6m14s and probably lasts no more than 5 seconds?
also
https://youtu.be/BDl5-xx0SGA?t=54s
this sound is so cuuuute haha i wonder why they're arch enemies?
Semi autistic to the point you appear like a normal person but can't hold conversation or make friends/girlfriend? Simple. Move to an eastern country with a different language for your choice. I was an average looking autistic loser in america, couldn't talk to girls even if it was buying something at the store without sperging out, or make any friends, but moved to Taiwan 3 months ago to teach english (no college degree, just a basic program and I make more than enough to get by.)
The cultural barrier and poor English skills of most people I encounter completely invalidates all of my social awkwardness as a language/culture barrier. Most women prefer foreign guys too unless you're hideously ugly. You don't even have to look good, just take care of your body and grooming/hygiene. I'm dating a 6/10 qt while at home I'd still be unable to even talk to a girl. Plus the women here aren't bastardized (for the most part) by feminism, you'll barely see fat disgusting slobs who don't wear makeup or bathe or walk around in sweats or dirty jeans.
>just move brah
Sure buddy. Will you make sure I get a visa, proper documents, health insurance, SSN, bank account, notify the government of my new address, sell my old house, find a new place to live, buy furniture and find a job?
I have about 200 dollars to spend can I do it?
Fuck off with your 'moving meme'. I have no idea how to even begin that fucking process to another city let alone a country.
>>36651955
>find one of many open jobs/programs online
>sell all your shit and have a surplus to buy a plane ticket and rent for at least a few months (insanely cheap, at least here) in the city
>work without a visa or get one after your entry visa which isnt hard
>buy cheap health insurance
>open a bank account
This is intended for autists who actually have a semi functional level of competency, not full blown NEETS like the dude yesterday who had the thread how he's too lazy to shower for a month.
the language barrier hides your bad social skills
What do you consider being above average futher having a lot of money?
And before you say "Chad" at least post a picture.
Chad.
because fuck you.
Your question makes no sense.
Chad is my answer.
having more money than the average is what i would consider being above average
money is the time-tested and and means-proven metric for establishing personal achievement and human quality
>tfw sick of anime
Now I'm binge watching horror movies any suggestions?
>>36651674
I Spit on your Grave 1 and 2
Dread
Any Rob Zombie film (House of 1000 corpses)
Green Inferno
The Descent
>>36651733
Came here to post House Of 1000 Corpses/The Devils Rejects. House is a lot better but TDR is really good too.
Are those her tanlines or is she wearing pantie hose or something? Also stop giving this whore attention until she gives us nudes and then go back to ignoring her.
What am I supposed to do if I don't enjoy anything or feel obligation for anything
Go shoot up some normies
Hmm, well I would advise you to just be yourself
Ur supposed to stop being so damn edgy
>tfw neet for so long it caused brain damage
W-wait, brain damage? Did you get in an accident or is it because of the NEETness?
>>36652761
Being alone for too long causes brain damage.
The neetness is a braindamage itself
Have you ever been bullied by a girl, robots?
>>36651567
Yeah, twice. The most ineresting one was in high school, years 8 to 10 (maybe 13 - 14/15 for burgers). This chavy grill called jess used to allways say hello to me and ask awkward questions about sex etc, often infrot of other groups of girls. She was cute back then, and really hot now. As much as it was probably her having a bit of fun and teasing an autistic, awkward scene boy, she does seem to have a thing for scene boys now. Maybe she fancied me a bit? Probably not.Looking back on it, I kind of enjoyed it. Probably why I like gentle femdom so much now
Nope, only got the opposite. Them hanging out with me out of pity.
I'm only a self aware Chrischan though so they all avoid me now. Can't say I blame them.
>tfw pea sized peepee
Share where you get /comfy/, rate, and give advice.
I'm thinking about getting some plants, but I don't know if it's bright enough in here.
I am boring, uninteresting, and have no meaningful existence.
I've been pissing in a bottle for science. No really.
>>36651597
Oh hey, don't feel bad, Mr Pantsu, just get those piss bottles out sometimes.
>>36652306
I have almost the same keyboard...
Otherwise, 3/10.