Who else /ClimbsStairsOnAllFours/ here?
>>36657060
This nigga...you can't be serious?
I climb down the stairs on all fors.
Climbing up is weird.
>>36657060
Not in public no.
At home I do just to dick around
Let's say some girl you once knew were to miraculously message you and sent you this photo, what would you say ?
Tell her you're on your way to teach her a great cardio workout routine and she should start stretching now.
"No, it does matter you lazy sack of fat. If you had any respect for yourself you'd lose at least 15 pounds. Otherwise you might as well except you'll die alone because no man could ever love such a fatass."
tell her to stop wearing clothes from walmart
Hey there handsome guy
>>36657000
put some clothes on you vile whore
'Sup babe, you're not too bad yourself.
'sup Stacey
*slaps pussy*
Is downloading a copy of your facebook data before permanent deletion secure? Will this make it easier for someone to obtain access to it in the future, like if downloading puts the info on some server or something that is easier for someone to access or makes it more likely to stumble upon? I guess because it sends your data as a file to your email (and my email for this account is a yahoo one) that makes me particularly nervous. Especially because even if I deleted my yahoo for good, are all those emails really gone? I'm a complete pleb when it comes to this stuff, so any help would be great.
shut the fuck up underage faggot
>>36656964
I'm 23 anon. Calm down.
No email service can be trusted.
>a girl will NEVER Iook at you like this
Is she looking up from between a set of boobs?
>>36656888
Like you're a porno camera?
GOOD
GOOD THEN
>mfw i just want to make friends online
>mfw everyone hates me because i camwhore to pay rent
>mfw im too depressed to get a """real""" job and i dont have any other options
what do robots
>>36656872
you shoud b my gf
Kill yourself for blackmailing people, you droopy titted bitch.
>>36656872
kys and stop making these bait threads
ITT: characters that inspire you.
Have you ever felt a longing desire for something more than everyday life; something that transcends the mundane and enters the realm of impossibility? For me, Griffith symbolizes the individual human being's capacity for self-overcoming through otherworldly ambition and passion.
I hope that someday I'll be able to seize my dream but until then, I'll continue on this path of constant self-improvement.
>>36656870
Fuck Griffith, if you want an inspiring character from that series look at Guts. Unmatched perserverance, despite having to endure watching some cunt get his dick sucked by the entire planet and being relentlessly hunted by demons
The whole point of Griffith's story was a realization of fate. He was destined to be a god bruh. He was destined to fall into that trap laid for him by the princess and be tortured until he squealed. That's the main reason the torture had meaning for him. It was the price he paid for godhood. If you had any indication that you could live such a life, well, would you? I mean, maybe you will. It's highly unlikely, but it's possible you could have been chosen for such a life. But why would you even want it?
>>36656993
Except that Guts never had any ambition of his own until Griffith instilled purpose within him. Even now, Guts has devoted his entire life towards revenge while Griffith has literally established a utopia.
There's no comparison to be made.
>want to get into manga
>try reading
>get bored after five minutes
>either that or I get easily distracted
>same with novels, textbooks, magazines, etc
>unable to read books for extended periods of time
>can watch anime or youtube for hours on end without getting bored
What the fuck is wrong with me and why do things have to be this way?
>>36656842
Its obvious
You are a retarded person
>>36656842
Literature isn't for brainlets, sorry you dumbass
Years of video watching have completely killed your concentration and focus.
>>36656883
Also this.
>make thread klast night
>guy wants me to contact him
>fall asleep b4 he replies
PKLEAS TELL ME YOU ARE HIM
>>36656770
who are you thoim asking originally
>>36656770
You are the Indiana dude aren't you
lmao you are never gonna room with that guy
give up
>>36656770
wow all this detailed information really helps out
(link us to the thread)
Tell me robots, could you kill someone?
If you knew you'd get away with it, what would make you take a life?
Unexplained divorce taking half my shit, ESPECIALLY if she initiates it by fucking some other guy/ having some other guy's kid. That would be enough for me to kill.
>>36656792
I imagine a lot of men feel the same. Women have all the power in the divorce/custody courts so that really twists the knife.
I think I could just do it if I knew I wouldn't caught, just to see what it looks like for someone to die again. Also I had a friend that's an ex-vet who told me killing someone is an unexplainable experience that changes you forever, and that just made me wonder how it would feel to kill just to see what he's talking about.
Friendly reminder that you can NOT be a robot if you thing McDonalds is better than Burger King.
>>36656745
SHUT THE FUCK UP, CHAD! Why can't you just live and let us robots live?
>>36656745
I'm a Jack in the Box kinda guy
>>36656745
Does ANYONE actually think this? I'd be more concerned about being a functioning human being than a robot.
Tfw men hate me and I hate men. Men are gross primitive and ugly.
>>36656735
I can change your mind, baby. ;)
I can shake your whole world, girlie.
Don't you want a little taste?
>>36656735
well then fuck off
you are in the wrong neighborhood roastie
>>36656735
ok. you're entitled to your opinion.
Oh, dont mind me. Just here to laugh at the wagies scrambling to enjoy their last moments of weekend freedom.
Better get a good nights sleep! Mr sheckelstein will be expecting you early in the morning after all! You cant afford to be late again!
Ill think of you as my model gf brings me breakfast in bed. Or hey, maybe ill stop by and get me one of those delicious sandwiches that you make!! I might even give you a tip!
Another day, another dollar right?
Tick tock, wagecuck.
Ur just like everyone on this board
>Tfw you thought it was almost Monday.
Fuck, ill remake this tomorrow.
It's Saturday dumb ass. People are usually off on Sunday.
You wake up and realize you've switched bodies with Widowmaker. Excluding the obvious masturbation session that follows, what is next for your life?
Play overwatch as a fat autist.
Never stop masturbating till I die of dehydration.
Relationship with Tracer.
>tfw you dream of being able to be good at the piano
>tfw you don't have the coordination to use all of your fingers effectively
>don't have the creativity to just start playing whenever you have a piano in front of you
>don't have the memory to memorize songs and play them whenever
>can't afford a piano to self teach
>can't afford lessons
I just want to make pretty music for my family, and play Elton John songs for my mother :(
What a stupid fantasy. Your fantasies are fucking boring ass shit, so fuck off, you boring cunt.
>>36656627
>>don't have the memory to memorize songs and play them whenever
This one is easy.
If you play a song from sheet enough it will be encoded into your muscle memory.
I can't play by ear so this is the only way I play piano.
>>36656669
Anon please I just want a simple life