What are these marks on my butt? How do you get rid of them?
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>>39337021
Wear pants that fit faggot
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>>39337021
Either you have scrunched up undies that left an imprint or you have stretch marks on ur cutie booty
Have you been eating alot?
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>>39337021
I have the same thing,my dermatologist gave me a cream but i found out later i had pre diabetes
just go to your doctor and order full bloodwork
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what do you do when absolutely every single thing about your life is shit and each time you try to improve one thing 100 other shit things drag you back down?
there is no escape but death. and I honestly have no idea why I am still here
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I wouldn't mind going bald if I could grow a beard like that.
In that situation, I would also love to just die in my sleep to solve it, but it's not happening.
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>>39336977
Watch society collapse as the normies utter why me, since I have nothing to gain or lose.
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>>39336977
Keep trying until you find way to succeed or lay down and die. Those are your options.
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Why is living in the city so shit, yet so comfy?
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>>39336933
Is this from a set?
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>>39336933
The comfy city living is when you can afford to live in a nice expensive apartment.
For most people you end up stuck in some crappy ghetto neighbourhood and there's nothing comfy about that.
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>constant noise
>constant crowds
>constant light
I thought I wanted to live in the city until I actually spent time in them. Sure it's cool that walking places is actually possible and that there's a lot of options for entertainment but that's not worth all the other shit.
I'll take rural plz.
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>see attractive male/female
>Want to kill them instantly
Everytime.
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>see normans partying/trying to talk to me
>pretend ur a normalfag while thinking of hitting them with an axe
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>>39336998
I know how cringeworthy it is when people try to convince you how much of a twisted fucking psychopath they are. but I believe I might actually be somewhere on the sociopath/ psychopath scale.
I thought it might be autism but I can read faces and social cues fine. But I've done empathy tests and have almost zero empathy, although I quite good at feigning it.
I was also hyper sexual at a young age. And I have compulsions to get into things like crime but have no connections. I'm 6'2, fit and handsome. I rape stare girls in the street and they don't seem to mind
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>>39336998
damn christian bale is so handsome
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Why do all normies hate candy that has coconut in it?
its like a univeral law agreed upon all normies that they must refuse to eat any candy with coconut?
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>>39336818
I fucking love bounty
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>>39336818
Almond joy is superior by
Far
Orginoli
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>>39336847
I'd almost take excrement flavor over almonds. I can't even fathom that some like it.
>>39336818
Coconut is good in small quantities. Bounty is too sweet.
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normies actually paid money to watch this.
and they say I'M a loser? KEK
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>>39336783
>I actually stood outside a bar and watched it through the glass and the manager told came out and told me to get off the grass and leaveI didn't
I'm totally not a loser
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>>39337213
You could have just watched it for free in 1080p within 5 minutes of searching /sp/ threads. You're weird as fuck bro, not the type of person i'd like to associate with.
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>>39336783
>it was a boxing match this whole time
Kek, I thought it was going to be MMA. Boxing is lame as shit, I can't believe this got hyped at all.
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>be the meme of the family
>30
>never worked
>always making jokes and being an overall idiot meme spouter
>dad would always say its not funny and that i should grow up and get a job
>dad eventually retires
>now dad is at home all the time
>he suddenly finds my memes funny and laughs at all the memes i spout
>is no longer a miserable cunt
Amazing what no longer working can do for you, my dad seems like a much happier person, it's almost as if from his retirement that he has now realised why I've enjoyed not working all this time, he doesn't even nag me anymore to get a job, it's amazing.
I can't wait for the wagecucks to come in here and and try to explain this sudden change of behaviour in my dad as something else unrelated to cope with the facts of wagecuckery
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>>39336758
get a fucking job you leeching shitstain
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>>39336779
>preaching ethics to other people on 4chan
Haven't you heard that saying about those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones?
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>>39336758
It's true; working makes you miserable. On the other hand, it earns you money which can be spent on things that make you happy, like your leech of a son who hasn't worked a day in his life.
Get a job. Something part-time, two days per week, or three mornings or whatever so you have a bit of money to spend on your father's happiness. Or just save it all up for when your father dies and you have to care for yourself. Give him the peace of mind that you can do that.
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parents supressing their children feels 2017-08-27 09:34:18 Post No.39336707
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parents supressing their children feels
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>try to get into programming
>dad is scared i'll become a hacker
>not allowed access to the internet, only pc access 2 hours a day from 14 to 20yo.
>want to go out, ask to borrow car
>he doesn't believe im capable cause of my age. I'm 21, now 24.
>tried to open a bank account at 18
>mom finds out and flips
>drags me to the bank, takes over access to my bank card so she can monitor my transactions.
>buy first pc in 2015
>only allowed pc in my room as of this year.
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I refuse to believe this is real. How old are you now?
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>>39336707
Move out you stupid nigger
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>the sky is the limit
>i'll never be an astronaut
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Talk as if its your first time on 4chan 2017-08-27 09:29:33 Post No.39336662
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Talk as if its your first time on 4chan
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Man i dont get all these sad sick people jocking about mass shootings and asking for suicide advice and being virgins n shit , all they need to do is be themselves ,
Also what is this checkmark thingy and this huge number next to someone ?
The only sensible people seem to be in that hug your family threads , the people with names , i bet they use reddit like sane minded individuals .
Also i dont know why you call yourselves robots but i guess since i came here im a robot now too :D
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Wow! This must be the wacky funny story place I saw off of iFunny! Is this also the same place where the green frog came from? I'm also secretly 13 years old, but no one will never know because I act so old for my age :DDDD
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>>39336662
So who is this 4chin hacker guy everyone is talking about?
Is he the guy who created this website?
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>>39336662
what's with all the porn?
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who here /hate noise/ too ?
noise drives me insane. Currently using Bose QC35 which are comfy
how does one possibly get to know if he has hyperacusis or not ?
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If there is too much noise, I can't see, let Alone think.
I have tinnitus too, so if its very quiet I have HISSSSS MEEEEP to torture me.
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>>39336531
My ears never stop ringing.
I drown out the noise with fans and music.
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>>39336531
>Dfw live in noisiest city in the world
>construction starts at 5:30
>birds chirp at sunrise
>no elevator so constant people going up and down loose floored stairs
>FIRE TRUCKS,AMBULANCES,POLICE
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Can I get a quick rundown on the Eggman? I see him posted, but I don't know his story.
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>>39336464
man look like egg
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>>39336719
This
Also think he fucked a tranny
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His name is Mills Wood. He made the Black Pill video, got accused of a school shooting, got fucked cucked abd financially (more) ruined by Anastasia Spangler for a year, doxxed by Zions...to be continued.....
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hey 4chan
so you've been with me since i was like 13
im 18 and really drunk
thanks for everything i fucking love you
seriously love 4chan for everything its given me, even if all its ever given me is weird shit that people dont appreciate
i fucking appreciate it
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>>39336360
Shit nigga u welcome
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>>39336360
Even if most people don't love me atleast you do Anon. Love you too buddy.
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>>39336387
im gonna fuckin cry
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>movie theater
>work behind the snacks
>see people who are there by themselves
>always freaks out the co-workers
>"what's with this guy? why is he only here by himself?" and other remarks along the lines
>followed by theories that they're pedophiles or serial killers despite literally nothing to suggest that
>semi-regularity with them
>aurora happens
>increased security and vigilance
>now co-workers call the police on lone attendees
>make the police go in the theater, in the middle of the movie, to arrest the guy
>eventually let him go and apologize for not having just cause
>can sort of see how traumatized the guy was
>never see him again
>co-workers do this enough times that the police ask us to stop
It's been years and this still makes my blood boil. People are so judgemental.
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>>39336320
thats insane dude
to add on to >people are so judgemental
im not the most preceptive person ever but people like my parents judge people so hard about miniscule stuff that i never catch. like theyll start saying it when we would get in the car or somewhere private
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>>39336367
We robots are the worst tho
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>>39336320
You're just making an assumption that some of us robots go to the movies alone and you're trying to make them self-conscious. Your co-workers wouldn't comment because they simply wouldn't care; after serving like ten customers it's all the same, every day, unless they are incredibly sperg or weird looking. But overall this is shitty trolling trying to make robots feel even shittier. Nice one 9gag
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Can you be a robot without wearing adult diapers?
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>>39336296
Depends are awful and so is your joke. N-no bully.
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whats this op?
r9k isnt a place for degenerates
drugs are for normiess
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>be thirsty after long day of 4chanz
>quench thirst with bpa enriched bottled water
who else /goodgoy/?
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I'd rather drink BPA than fluoride. Fucking jews cucking us no matter where we get our water.
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>>39336255
>he doesn't reuse his plastic bottles for months to ensure the plastic leach into tap water for maximum enrichment
bad goy
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>>39336245
>tfw want to increase my BPA intake but my mom got me a super nice reusable water bottle
what should I do lads?