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WHY IS THIS BOSS SO FUCKING HARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND THEN WHEN YOU DIE YOU HAVE TO BEAT THOSE FUCKING PILLARS AGAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESomeone help me pls
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>>36657563
First of all no you don't, you can collect the spirts or souls from the pillars and make a boss summon for him. Second of all try making your arena have some honey on the floor to heal you, and also don't forget to have the magic mirror or a teleport to your nurse, so you can heal up fast.
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Box yourself in with a heart lamp, fire, and honey. Get ~100 armor (use beetle armor or solar armor), then pop a regen potion, ironskin potion, and pumpkin pie. Use solar flare to wear down hands and eye until they're all red, kill them quickly one after another, then kill heart. Using this method, I usually don't drop below 50% health, especially if I have a paladin shield.
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>>36657563
This hue keeps kicking my ass
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>tfw finally got a qt gf into femdom and cucking
feels good mang
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Would you happen to be a liberal?
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>>36657603
Is that a question at this point?
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>>36657603
I'm a conservative. But compared to most conservatives I'm probably socially liberal. I'm more like a conservative leaning libertarian, except on foreign policy.
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fucking beta cucks aren't even smoking shards right now with stacy lmao!!
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What are shards? This is origami
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Looks like she doesn't know to light it. Bet she burnt that bubble. Dumb bitch.
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>>36658294
Slang for Meth in Australia
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>It's Saturday night and you're watching old TV shows
>While your future wife acts like a degenarate ho
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>future wife
dont do this to yourself op
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>>36657479
Jokes on you, my future wife hasn't even been born yet
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>Its another night alone wishin I was dead
>She's at chads house giving him head
JUST
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We haven't had one in a while and everyone's alone on a Saturday night. good luck have fun
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template time negro
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posting this before I go to work. See you in 8 hours
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nice try ef bee ay(lmao)
Fembot here, let's share our disgusting fantasies
Even if I'm taken, I always fantasize about this thing and I get off only on the thought of this :
>Be me, know in the city to be the "Angel"
>Famous in high schools to unis, I prefer my clients to be young since I am too (21 but looking around 15)
>But no one can really describe me, a kinda prostitute but with her own house, clean, smelling like fruits, no trashy outfits, just a pastel sweater and yoga pants
>No one can recognize me outside
Now, given this scenario
>There's a group of 3 friends
>Friend 1 and 2 book my services online as a joke for Friend 3 who's a virgin
>Friend 3 isn't really motivated but vagina is stronger than any will
>He rings my door, I open it
>He's kinda weirded out by my normal outfit
>"Angel?"
>"Yes?"
>I invite him in, make him comfortable, making tea or coffee or whatever
>We chat about things
>"So, anon, why did you come here? Just to talk"
>"Uhh, no....."
>I guide him to the "fuck room" (sleeping every night on the bed I fuck young boys would feel off)
>Which is a very normal room, bedsheets are clean, bed is comfy
>I let him fuck me and guide him, asking him what he wants to do, just to let out his fantasies
>He dresses up, goes home, satisfied
>He masturbates to the thought of it for days
:3now fucking rip me because this is land of shit that will never happend
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I just want to lie in a bath with a girl.
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I want to kill all women on this planet
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>>36657425
i'll treat you too anon
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Describe your late night depression?
It feels cold. Lonely. Blue. Aching.
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It feels comfortably numb.
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>>36657342
Feeling a bit tired, considering hitting the sack pretty soon
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>>36657342
bored, whatever I do.
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>have single mother
>not allowed to leave home without permission or I get thrown out
>can't ask family members to help me drive or I get thrown out
>can't commute to places seeking a job or she'll tell me "its pointless" and throw me out
>forced to work with uncle all day friday, saturday, and sunday for free
>not allowed to buy PC parts, or anything entertainment related so stuck with toaster
>in uni so have to pull all-nighters every other day due to this
>no sign of things changing any time soon
Ho do I get off of this wild ride, robots?
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>>36657331
Get a job at uni and order stuff online.
/thread
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>>36657331
Man up, get kicked out, live on the streets for a bit, use homeless resources to get ahead.
You're not addled by drugs or a rough life yet, so the services provided to you should be extremely helpful.
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>>36657331
Get thrown out, your mom sounds worse than mine. If she's not letting you find a job she's psychotic.
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Alcohol, Tobacco, and Poker; 2017-04-30 03:11:51 Post No.36657278
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Alcohol, Tobacco, and Poker;
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Name a better combination.
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Tendies, dippy, anime
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>>36657278
well i know from experience that alcohol and tobacco is a great combo. couldn't say about poker, but iv'e never had an interest in gambling.
>>36657429
can't argue with this.
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Healthy lungs, healthy liver, and money
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what can I do tonight to seduce a girl at a bar?
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>>36657266
don't go to a fucking bar
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>>36657433
a girl's not going to just bust into my room
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>>36657433
what, is a club better? those are the two options besides standing on the street outside 1
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Seemingly small things that get you in trouble often.
>chair squeaks
>dad bangs on my door all the time and shouts at me early in the morning
I try not to move...
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>>36657176
Find the source of the squeaks and oil it up?
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>>36657317
What if it doesn't work?
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>>36657338
You at least tried. You could also cut the tables legs off and sit on the floor, jap style.
>missed the Samurai Jack airing
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>>36657153
are you fucking kidding me, family?
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So did I op. I don't have cable or anything like that, and I'm sure as hell not paying 2.99 per episode. Sorry Jack
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>>36657153
>watching cartoons
how old are you?
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>gf just told me she's a closeted tranny (as in the has a pussy wants a dick kind)
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>>36657134
OP you're a lucky man.
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>>36657134
im so sorry anon, how long have you been together?
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>>36657202
six very original months
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how do i be a cunt?
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>>36657105
you be british and be a jerk to people
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>>36657105
A sick cunt or a sad cunt ?
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>>36657148
a mad cunt
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>be me
>in highschool physics class have to build a catapult
>it's a group project
>fuckme.jpeg
>almost everyone else already in group so I get stuck with all the other turboautists
>decide to build it on a Saturday night
>all of us go to one group member's house
>realize we need shit to build the stupid catapult with
>go to a local Lowe's and start fucking around and generally being autistic.
>actually having a great time and end up getting tossed out of the store with our shit because we were causing a ruckus
>we stay up all night building the thing and shitting around
>mfw our catapult launches things the farthest
>mfw I made 5 of the best friends I've ever had because no one wanted to work with us
>mfw we still go out and do stupid shit like this on weekends
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:)
hpapi endng
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FUCK OFF NORMIE!!!!
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>>36657075
Normieeewe reeeee I have no friends