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Do you have a boi pussy? So you just shit uncontrollably?

>>36659559
i don't think you know how periods work, anon.

>>36659559
leaking pre for no reason
being overly emotional
basically like that

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my autism makes me debate ignoring them or muttering a hi how are you back at them

>>36659514
Short answer, sometimes they do. Most of the time though they don't really care and some flat out ignore you.

>>36659514

"Hello, how are you?"

>how are you?

What a fucking disingenuous greeting. I hate that this is considered a normal thing to say

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>>36659472
+yo'ur m_u_m(s) [female]+

>>36659472
Bruce McTuckmaballs

>>36659545
What kind of shitskin incel actually waste his time making images like this?

Go check out a youtuber named Bushcraft bear and watch his winter videos. Thats how I want to live.

>>36659628
his solo 4 day winter video is awesome.

>>36659628

I'm confused how this is related.

>>36659381
use lube dumb ass

>>36659381
>invest in an onahole
Just do this. It's really not that much money for a decent basic one.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! how often are you masturbating?!!

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Just cut your dick off and start taking HRT, already.

>>36659421

I mean, I have a pretty nice dick and I'm chad-tier fit. I feel as if being a tranny would be a waste of good genes

she could exercise and diet. she'll be way more attractive

it means you're a race-obsessed fuckwit

>>36659269
Stop browsing /pol/

It means that she likes that guy and she doesn't like you

>>36659269
All chinks look the same so that doesn't really mean much.

It would be more like if those cheerios were in other ppls mouths first.

I think he confuses Cheerios with people. Because the analogy doesn't make much sense yet he's anthropomorphizing the Cheerios and reflecting the feelings humans would have accurately. Especially that last frame.
>men and women held to different standards
Maybe he should apply anti-sexist idea more. But yes certainly. I do not care as much about my imaginary friends whoring around because I don't hang out with them when they do and they don't put any sort of standard on me in that aspect. For hypothetical potential romantic partners there's some portion of me who does have to care about the sexual portion. Because I'm not asexual. As for the general case with society as a whole it's probably more the case that women care when they're called a whore so other women care when they're called a whore and so on. Men don't. So the chain ends there. Men care a lot about some vague form of success. Calling a man a loser is a very serious insult, they can very often get violent when you call them that. You find that there's lots of blame shifting among losers of society. Xenophobic behavior is more common among losers because they actually are a threat to a loser. A middle class person doesn't have to care. You rarely hear people call women losers to great effect. They don't have the same strong connection to the word.

You'd think a relatively clever guy like John Green would understand this but it's very common among even smart people to lack a great deal of empathy.

>would I enjoy cheerios any less if they had been gaped by giant Chad cock and filled to the brim with semen?
>of course not! I can't think of anything I would rather consume than dick holster cheerios!

>>36659206
please don't shoot up ur school

whats tht yer referencing from anon

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>>36659206
>not quoting superior ...AJFA songs

>>36659146
How do I go about finding a hot escort to take my 25 year old virginity
I am in London

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disregard escorts acquire sex robots

>>36660074
Google your local review board
Lurk for awhile and learn the lingo
Don't fall in love with the pics
Some escorts are more newbie friendly than others, just be up front and patient

Also, isn't hookering legal in Britannia? Atleast you don't have to dance on eggshells while negotiating. Or take the train to France.

>>36659138
/catfish/ origigeneral

>>36659138
How did this roastie hurt you, op? Did she wrong you in some way? Perhaps she doesn't reciprocate your romantic advances?

Inb4 this bait blows up. Also hop the fuck off my board

>>36659135
that's what you get for having a cute normie gf

Don't worry, there are guys with bigger problems

>>36659135
>not using bedridden sob story to land new qt gf

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>>36659131
>this post with that image
Please be bait

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>We must sterilize humans

>>36659131
I think you're on a spectrum OP

>>36659085
>Be femanon
>All you have to do is want to learn a language in order to have guys hitting on you

>radio silence
How long?
>perverted questions
Was these of an obvious perverted nature or what?
>not an asshole
How would you know?

>>36659106
My point is he stopped talking to me

Almost been two weeks now.

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>>36659017
You know that comparing 5'11 to a guy who's 6' is like comparing a Whale to a chicken right? 5'11 is fucking short bro

>>36659017
becsuse he's a lying ofay

>>36659102
ofay sounds too weird to catch on.