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>>36660481
Pay pay. Idiot(s).

And meme is pronounced like scream.

Yes
>peepee

>>36660466
>im rearranging the keys on my buddy's laptop. make as many curse words as posable with out repeating a letter.
No

>>36660474
he downloaded dog porn on to mine

>>36660514
>he downloaded dog porn on to mine
I'm not seeing the problem here

Ok lemme try though
fag
Peni5
hom0sex
G4y

>>36660411
enjoy yourself anon when you get older you will miss these days trust me

>friends
>party

get the fuck out of here

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A. Free liquor and drugs
B. Ego stroke that normies actually like you

Nothing to decide.

>>36660251
>using the meme net
This is 4chan. I doubt anyone does, and why would you even? Privacy to shitpost? Start a revolution? The bit-coin ain't better than the normal currency anymore, so why?

Sounds like a waste of risky time.

>>36660273
people usually buy drugs in those places

>>36660273
>anymore

It never was, I always found it to be a pain in the ass to acquire and use.

>>36660121
Can i have see some money

atleast you can plug (or try to) your loneliness with money. being lonely and poor sucks

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>>36660121
>reduces women to superficial criterias
>look I have all this money, why can't I still get laid

I think it's time for you to re-think your life

>>36660100
Mimic gives the best succ

>>36660100
what is this from?

need fap material thx

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>>36660202
Love the long tongue
>>36660214
Monster Girl Quest. Come for sexy monsters, stay for an amazing story

robots aren't successful that's why we're here you fucking retard.

>>36659930
not in general, stories of success.
Can be as little as getting your mom to make you tendies

>>36659903
I finished university and I have a job in my field. I also moved out ofy house. But I lost all my friends and I'm a lonely faggot now.

I'm thinking of quitting then living as a NEET until I run out if money.

>>36659879
>girl walks across the room to ask you if you need help
didn't happen

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>>36659879
op are u retarde

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>>36659879

>She pulls me up and dusts me off
>You okay anon?
>I nut alittle bit
>Shakingly croak out
>"Y-yeah easy like Sunday Morning"
>Wtf did i even say
>The class continues to stare as I awkwardly laugh at my own joke and she just stares confused
>She walks back to her table and I sit back down
>Resume stare down until class ends
>As I get up to leave class a note is thrown my way
>It's from her

Good you made it. You resisted temptation and didn't give in.

You are pure.

Your powers will now start manifesting themselves.

>>36659906
>Your powers will now start manifesting themselves.

when do i get my powers because i dont feel any different

How did you do it OP?
I almost give in sometimes and try to sleep with a slut at my university. I want to become a wizard too but I don't know if I'll be able to resist. Masterbating is getting old.

>pic related
No she's by no means tolerable trust me.
>are they pretty shit
No depends entirely on the person and you. You can't expect a good relationship if you're not fit for it. There's some effort involved.

>>36659775
Depends of course. Mine was pretty shit. Always demanding attention, didnt respect me and my wish for having privacy sometimes.

>>36659775

If you're on r9k there is a good chance you are anti-social by nature and constantly having another human being in close proximity will not be fun for you no matter how nice they smell.

Where you from anon? Don't worry, nobody gives a shit enough to find you

>>36659785
Upstate ny. It's not that I hate the natural surroundings but there is no fucking nature trails and the rednecks aren't that great and there's tons of poverty. I just want to live somewhere where poverty isn't your only choice.

>>36659830
Do you have a car? Maybe search craigslist for jobs out of your town and just pick up and drive off one day. If you can afford a place, get one. Otherwise if you're broke and desperate, I would live in my car and get a $30 gym membership to stay in shape and have a place to shower.

>>36659673
>and all of them want nothing to do with you.

>want to fuck an ofay girl
>all of them reported to fuck dogs

>>36659673
>fucked two black girls
>both were pure virgins

Feels good mane.

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>>36659669
>W-what do I do guys?

suffer like the rest of us

>>36659669
ah just start creating fantasy worlds start by talking to yourself then imagining it by closing your eyes
you'll get to the point where you can day dream basically and exist in an alternate reality
it's how i get by
anything from a traveling swordsman to assassins attacking to being some rich and famous asshole.

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i read this book (pic Related)

I would smoke some green if I were in your shoes and that were a possibility.

>>36659630

BUT IT ISN'T! I'M SO FUCKED!

>>36659610
Stop being such a pussy

>I don't see how moving your hand up and down the shaft is pleasurable at all

For a lot of guys, it activates the stretch-sensitive corpuscles in the ridged band and frenulum.

>>36659576

Adding--assuming you weren't circumcised.

There was a cut anon here a few days back who said that since the skin on his penis couldn't move at all (he was tightly circumcised, not loosely) to masturbate, he just rubbed his thumbs against his dick.

I tried it and it didn't feel good at all. It felt really bad.

I'd tried something similar when I was a kid and it didn't feel good then, either.

I can see the appeal to all of that but I don't do it.
Wouldn't consider it abnormal because I see the appeal.