Do your parents know you're a virgin?
>>36661661
I'm pretty sure my parents know I'm a 28 yo virgin.
>>36661661
Of course my parents know I am a virgin, but that is okay because they are too.
>>36661661
I'm not married yet and fornication is a mortal sin, they can do the math.
How come men aren't men anymore?
Why are they all mentally ill, passive aggressive faggots in the year 2017?
Should men be enslaved, and relegated to things such as slave labor, or dying in pointless wars for the politics of superior women?
Picture related: a useless sack of shit by the name of 'Solari'. Retrieval of this individual entitles the captor to a reward of '2.5k Chaturbate Tokens'
>>36661647
>dying in pointless wars
Probably.
An old school military experience will bring back the real men.
>>36661647
Ask a less gross overgeneralizing question and I might be able to answer.
Exhibit B, last seen in the wild 1 week ago.
hello, arcanine. It's been a long time.
I recently found a flashdrive of photos I had accumulated over the years as a teenager. I then remembered my times lurking r9k, back in 2011 through 2013. I posted a few times, and I'm ashamed to say it, sometimes with my face.
>I was a 15-17 year old girl that frequented r9k, and r9k alone
I had always wondered if anybody would save my pictures on a drive somewhere...As a token of my shame--and out of pure interest--if any robot can produce a photo of me I will admit it (with proof), and maybe answer a question or something. We can decide later.
tl;dr I posted my face on r9k sometime between 2011-2013, if you post a photo of me ITT I'll admit to it w/ proof
also,
>mfw this was in my "reaction folder" from May 29, 2011
>>36661851
I'm not going to post a nude photo to 4chan, you troglodyte.
I will, however, prove that I'm a femanon that is reasonably aged for the times referenced.you can kinda tell I belong here by the way I naturally posed my arm to block my face
it looks like someone said it before, you attention whore, but I'll say it again.
tits or GTFO
>>36662924
can you not see my other post?
baka
>he does the virgin leg cross
Your leg should be diagonal and not horizontal, you fucking nerds.
>>36661591
tfw I realize I do that.. my gooood the fucking cringe
but now that I remember I've seen a friend do that a lot too and he has gf, definitely not a virgin
He fucking nailed that picture, desu. The sofa, the cup, the fucking cat...
It's been years but it still impresses me how well he pulled it off. Fucking artistic.
Do all the boys on r9k look like femme cuteboys? All those I've seen are, do you think that's a thing common among social outcasts? And will they let me hug them?
Bump
I need a bf I'm 5'5" and white!
>>36661589
>Do all the boys on r9k look like femme cuteboys? All those I've seen are, do you think that's a thing common among social outcasts? And will they let me hug them?
Yes!
Yes to all of that!
>>36661723
I'm 5'6'', and also white, but i'm overweight
it all goes to my ass and thighs tho
Any robots out there with a desire to play instruments?
Or am i all alone in my quest for self-acceptance through the performance of my favorite songs?
>>36661563
i want to learn how to play the guitar because a famil friend gave me on before he passed away and i feel like i have to learn to honour his legacy but i just need to find the effort to even start
>>36661590
What i did was learn just a shit-ton of segments of songs that i like (easy, since i'm a MetalFag) try something that.
The fact that you're playing a song you like gets you (or should get you) pumped up
>just look up guitar tabs lole
I've got potential at the piano but I cannot play with two hands for shit, also I can't read music.
I've taught myself the letters and I've learned some tunes just from ear but I have no idea how to learn past synthesia videos on youtube.
Holy fug bots i have an oppurtunity to leave robotdom but its an ethical issue. My bestfriend wife is begging me to fuck her but i am autistic and trying to make the right decision
Do it. Are you fucking retarded? Why even ask.
If she doesn't fuck you she'll fuck someone else anyways. Don't waste your time.
If you want to forever ruin the best friendship you have go ahead you fucking idiot
>>36661533
Fuck her. Record it if you can and keep it as a precious memory and be happy.
Hi robots, so I just finished watching Himoutu Umaru-chan and I wasnt really expecting anything but in the end I enjoy it.
Is there any anime similar to this? Cute characters and a slight or full blast comedy?
Pls respond
>Cute characters and a slight or full blast comedy?
whew lad
first one that comes to mind is kono suba
https://myanimelist.net/anime/30831/Kono_Subarashii_Sekai_ni_Shukufuku_wo
>>36661491
Will look it up, got any more?
>>36661530
uh sure I'll just throw a few out there that I really liked
https://myanimelist.net/anime/13759/Sakurasou_no_Pet_na_Kanojo
https://myanimelist.net/anime/10495/Yuru_Yuri
https://myanimelist.net/anime/14741/Chuunibyou_demo_Koi_ga_Shitai
all are generally light hearted with waifu-tier girls if you're into that
check out this sick fb group i found guise
>>36661407
women are fucking oppressed, that is literally the ONLY fucking reason they haven't made those sorts of accomplishments.
>>36661485
completely wrong. the reason is because women have no motivation to excel in life, because survival and reproduction is handed to them with no effort. Whereas beta males have to prove themselves by being exceptional to have a chance at reproduction. proof: 10 000 years ago 1 male passed on its genes for 18 women.
>>36661407
>We men created
No, certain men created that. Not you. For fucksakes I can't take any one serious of either gender or any race that tries that bullshit. What have you done? What have you accomplished? Because as far as I'm concerned you are about as worthless as a whore if your call to fame is what others did that just happen to have the same skin color or genitalia.
I hate it so much because it's a cry of defeat of that faggot who uses such defenses, it's on par to crying you should be treated better because of who your daddy is.
>be me
>have no problem talking to grills
>talk to them for a few hours
>i stop messaging them because i think im bothering them
>and then i never message them again
>tell myself they would never like a fatfuck like myself
What do i do robots, this has been a problem for me since high school and is probably the main focal point of my inability to make friends
>>36661260
Did they ever send a message back? Seems weird that they don't message you later after you talked to them for a few hours.
>>36661260
Can you post a pic of some of your conversations? It might be that girls are talking to you just out of the need to be polite
they sometimes message back but online im always the one to start a conversation
I'm trying to compile a list of kinks and fetishes femanons tend to be into. This is what I have so far.
>Rape fantasies
>Violence during sex, ranging from slapping to biting to beating
>Choking
>General femdom such as pegging
>Sissification
>Bimboification
>Body modifications (tattoos, gauges, piercings and more)
>Cuckolding
>Impregnation
>Anything more exotic (e.g. monster rape)
What else is there?
>>36661230
money and income
Exhibitionism in the form of camwhoring
>>36661230
I swear most femanons I run into like futa and vore. /d/ in general has one of the larger female user bases.
>hot guy who browses /pol/ and /v/ keeps ignoring me
>always texts me when he's drunk talking about how depressed he is and how shitty his social life is
>try to make him feel better, most of the time it works
>he then compliments me and tells me he'd fugg etc.
>makes me feel good about myself and feel like maybe there's hope and maybe he'll talk to me
>text him some time afterward
>he ignores me
am I being redpilled?
>>36661226
Do you even fucking know what redpill is, normie?
>>36661226
fuck outta here with that gay shit
>>36661248
yes and no
I haven't ever educated myself because I am too afraid to delve into that knowledge
Robots are not as smart as they think they are.
I even dare say you guys are pretty dumb.
But I don't believe that I'm smart, I'm actually near retard levels of intelligence.
>>36661157
i don't think robots think they're very smart
>>36661157
Top lel mate, robots are retarded and we know it. I took an iq test last year and got 89
>tfw after you post in a thread it dies
>>36661119
happens to me too, just bad timing.
4chan isn't rejecting you
>>36661119
Just be a ninja
>>36661119
Fuck all of you faggots on this shitty board. I put effort into my posts and I don't even get a fucking response. However, faggots larping as women get 300+ reply threads. I fucking hate it too when I'm the only post in a thread, and then it dies. What the fuck was the OP even doing? How do you make a thread, and not engage with the posters?
Fuck all you niggas
Describe yourself and find your r9k partner.
loving, ambitious, loyal, small, obedient, wise, eager to learn/explore, young, sad, recluse, weeb, hentai addict, schizoid.
>>36661058
6'2, huwyte, dark hair and eyes.
I like fiction books, metal music and really hard videogames. Anime on the side.
People describe me as smart and confrontational, but quiet.
I was really depressed in highschool but I got better.
Last year I ran and dieted and got in shape. Got to where I wanted, took a break for half a year. Then I tried to go running on Friday and I could taste blood and was in severe pain.
I'll try again on Monday.
I think romance is important so I'm not specifically looking for a partner.
Thanks for reading my blog.
>>36661058
>me
starved skeleton, autism, depressed, khv, 1/10, loser
>ideal partner
smol, cute, flat, tsundere