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Don't worry, he'll appeal to you liberal types by only building the wall in his second decade of presidency

>>36666224
>muh librruls

>>36666178
Trump is a fucking kike, he fooled all of us. But still better than shillary, fuck off libshit.

>>36666076
Pajamas, blankets, lots of comfort. Any games you played as a kid, listen to cute soothing music. Make yourself feel safe. Also yummy food and drink, sweeties or """candy""" as amerifats call it.

>>36666098
What more stuff can I do for comfort when I'm alone? I don't think my pajamas fit anymore I just wear a shirt and boxers. I'm afraid to keep blankets with me because I think my floor is dirty

>>36666186
You could try watching kids tv shows or something, old disney movies too. Alcohol can help you feel warm and fuzzy which helps. Whats important is being safe, alone and secure and comfy then you can allow yourself to feel vunerable enough to bring that inner child out and it can be self soothing.

>>36666038
you should get over that, dating as a trap is already hard as it is. just see it as a gender preference like how some people only like cis men or cis woman

Nobody wants to date a trap. Most people are not interested and a small minority will fetishize you. Accept it or just be a shut-in.

>>36666068
>>36666125
I don't want a constant reminder that I'm not a real girl in my life.

>>36666023
obligatory 't.virgin'

But onaholes don't moan and beg for your dick like college girls do

>>36666326
>Virgin calling

There's the roasty

>>36665981
No

It's better to make peace with an ugly face early on

If my face looked like shit then yes I would probably use it. If I was attractive without makeup I would not use it but instead eat health and exercise in order to preserve my beauty.

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As little as possible. People don't realize that putting on too much make-up day in day out seriously wears on the skin. Then instead of taking care of it women just put on MORE make-up to hide the damage.

>>36665952
http://www.iol.co.za/business-report/technology/the-poor-are-replaced-by-robots-8827179

>>36665952
i guess just die

its fine because im a robot

>>36665884
Nah, not happening

>>36665884
What the fuck man why is moloch so sexy in that picture

I don't think it will happen

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shut up you dumb angsty faggot. oh so full of hate. piece of shit. you don't know hate. dumb fucking kid.

>>36665867
Wow. Sounds like you're pretty sad. You want a hug, sweetie pie? Hmmm? Ookums nookums snookums, does hims want a hug? Hims want a wittle hug? Awwwww.

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HEY GUYS CAN I BE COOL AND ALSO POST SOME GAY SMUG SHIT??

HAH HAH OP HAH TOUGHEN UP KID XDDD

I think im all good up there but sometimes i get sad/upset over little things and do stuff i normally wouldnt do.

Sometimes i am sad out of nothing, eating helps

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I am paranoid to a crazy degree. I will do disgusting things and change my entire life based on a few newspaper articles.

For example last year I was reading about 'peak phosphorous' ie that humans will run out of phosphorous because we waste it all. Then I read, that human waste is an excellent source of the stuff because we shit out what we don't need to have inside us.

So for about 4 months I shit into buckets and started leaving the buckets with little notes saying 'organic fert, peak phos is coming' around various local farms. I also stored my own shit and even dipped bananas etc into it to try and get the right minerals.

Of course I gotsick and my mother found the buckets and tried to kick me out the house.

This always happens. Right now I am scared as fuck about an asteroid strike so I spent $200 on a telescope to watch out for one

>>36665839
If I have a moment alone when doing basic household chores I mutter "kill them" to myself. I think it helps motivate me to do stuff. I also tend to do this when I've been socializing or at work for a while and then finally have some privacy when going to the washroom. I have to be careful not to say it when walking into the washroom and there's someone else is in one of the stalls.

You mean benadryl? Im pretty sure ibuprofen can destroy your liver so

>>36665843
Ibuprofen is processed in the stomach, it's tylenol that's processed in the liver (aka acetaminophen)

I don't think you can get a buzz from ibuprofen, OP

>>36665966
Can i get a buzz from bees?

>>36665829
It looks like theres a dead cat on your head

>>36665829
Hobbies, volunteering, sporps.

>>36665883
oh, sporps? sporps!

>>36665828

I swear if i could have a trap like kalindra i'd be so happy, my personal sex toy

>>36665828
What are some trap pornstars who look like this

brb just masturbating to the thought of having my own personal trapwife

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Why even fucking live if I can't have a cute gf who is dumb enough to be somewhere on this fucking webpage

>>36665809
is that Venti?

is this a twitch streaming slut?

haha jokes on you because im already wageslaving right now

Tomorrow is a national holiday here ;)

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>>36665940
>pls master, let me have this extra day of freedom off since it is a holiday!

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Now cum in my mouth DDEESSUU

>>36665814
i don't wanna. girl mouth is soft and mushy

>>36665790
Don't give your cummies away for free