Patrician asmr thread?
No Fags please
if you like asmr you literally have autism
>>36667520
>he browses r9k
>says someone else has autism
K
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OenI6dVQ3o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41pUSbVsHcM
>meet fembot on /r9k/ discord group
>she seems pretty chill
>start dming her
>then she turns weird
>starts talking about how she'd love to kidnap me
>sends me nudes and says her body's the only thing I'll be able to get off to
>says she'll let me almost escape just so she has reason to whip me and stop me cumming
>block
What the heck are all fembots this messed up? I just wanted a friend
anon, no...
why
>>36667492
Why should I? I wanted a friend not a serial killer or something. I said a few rude things to her before I blocked so hopefully she stops.
>>36667463
you should totally link her profile to get back at her for being weird yep
WTF I thought /pol/ told me that BLACKED was just a meme and the girls were just doing it for money?
>>36667461
It is just a meme, white women hate black men
>>36667596
>OkCupid
Who the fuck uses that? /pol/ literally grasping at straws now, holy fuck white bois BTFO
Only single/divorced middle aged white people use that to begin with and that chart is atleast from 2010 for fucksakes.
People talk to each other in real life and if they do "Online Dating" they would use Snapchat, Tinder, Twitter DMs and Instagram DMs to hook up online today.
>>36667707
Stop cherrypicking individual pictures. Even 47% of white porn actresses outright refuse to do porn with black men.
>be me 28, right now
>back of a cop car
>going to mental hospital bc I failed at offing myself last night, got too drunk
>phone at 10% but hospital will take it anyway. Cops let me keep it to talk to family, you faggots are my family.
Pic related is the best I can do with cuffs connected to a belt. I'm
>>36667356
kys faggot kek wew lad
...wait a minute, I'm not 15
OP i'm sorry this happened to you
STAY SILENT
THEY ARE NOT THERE TO HELP YOU
THEY ARE YOUR ENEMIES
Doesn't look like you've showered in a while either.
>You go to do your laundry
>"Uh uh white boi. You gotta please yo mistress first"
how do you fix this snafu?
>>36667271
kill it for being a mentally ill tranny
>vomit all over her
>set the house on fire
>kickflip away
>suck dicks for spiro
>>36667283
>buttmad woman detected
It's no use. Men have disrupted the pussy market. End of an era, but you can't fight progress.
*blocks your path*
"Hi there, would you like to sign my petition?"
what do you do /r9k/
>>36667218
drop to my knees and suck his dick. In his smoker's voice, he says "aaaah that's the suck"
>>36667218
>implying I go outside or answer the door
>>36667277
but this is postal dude
he could just kick the door down
ITT: how big is too big anons?
When the woman is "conveniently" hiding her stomach in all of her photos/videos.
>>36667144
No such thing
>>36667164
>Not wanting a qt with a big belly to go with her big tits
>>36667144
>how big is too big
there isnt such thing anon.
Beside it being a social hell how did you do in school?
Some years I got A+s, some years I was c/d tier. I switched every year
Granted I had medical issues and missed a lot of school so that didn't help
I didn't study very hard and got above average grades. I don't really remember school beyond that.
>>36667129
> beside it being a social hell
Speak for youself, cuck, highschool was the shit
Looking for Australian fembot to be my gf. Must be as cute as an anime girl.
>>36667117
HAUUUUUDUURRRRRRRRRRRRRR FACKIN 'STRYAAA MMMHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHATE OOOOII SHRIMP ON DAH BAHHHHHHHH BAHHHHHHHBEEEE AMEYEWRITELADS OH FOKIN ROO LOOK LOOK AT ET A ROO ROO CMON DEN GET THE ROO AHHHHH IT HOPPED AWAY AH WELL I MET A STRANGE LADY SHE MADE ME NEEVOUS SHE TOOK ME AND AND MADE ME BREAKFAST DO YABSPEAKAA MY LANGUAGE I COM FROMA LAN DON UNDAAAA
>>36667298
y-you too
originalllyu
>>36667374
give me one reason why you hate America, I'll wait, til then this is now an Easter dump
>quarter way through 2017 and did nothing productive
2017 has been /myyear/ so far to be honest
Well, I haven't gotten laid yet, and I did in 2016, so in that respect it's not going well
but my business interests are getting better and as those improve so too will my chances with Stacy
If anyone is interested in chatting
skype: A.Nonymous
Kik Messenger:a.0onymous
Tox:FFB1F98AF172B405C69672A4AC94796486FC685180EA4ADEF6ED36E81DAA764CC9A72E744A27
Good luck to you guys.
>wanted to cut back on drinking/partying
drank more than 2016 and even did hard drugs on a few occasions
>wanted to loose weight / eat healthy
same weight, tried a fad diet several times and failed. Just want to loose a measly 30 pounds and haven't even budged.
>wanted to make more money and invest in my stock portfolio
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I could do it for her if she came back, OP
Last night I dropped my phone in the pool.
I make 170k USD a year, I got turned down by a 3/10 fat chick last night.
Been drinking since 8pm yesterday
AMA
My basement shit posting station
Been drinking this. Switching to vodka soon, I'm getting low
>>36667070
>i have so much money and i can't get women ;__;
don't fall for the pussy meme, use your imagination and let it run wild and you will notice that you wont need a gf anymore.
I am a NEET. I have NO job.
>>36667061
>I am a NEET.
Cute!
>>36667118
it really isn't
I feel bad about it but I don't know what to do with my life
>>36667130
Well, I think it's very cute.
I'm only on this board cause I caught feels for a sex buddy who now has a bf and I just need to feel better about myself.
>>36667047
he fucks her better than you ever did and she loves every second of it cucky
blogpost, ended.
sincerely yours, faggot.
>>36667115
She went out with him to make me jealous but I don't like her enough to go out with her lol. I catch feels really easy but I don't let it affect my logic.
Ask anything god will answer and make all things better.
Why aren't you at church right now?
It's Sunday morning.
I'm an Atheist who wants to find god but I always feel like if I do this, God will think I'm a bad person for just trying to get stuff for myself. Or think I'm bad for just believing to benefit myself. Is that really true belief? It's like being bribed.
>>36667039
I already went and the whole world is gods church.
>>36667104
From your post you have a heart. If you were bad you wouldn't even care, but you do. Its not wrong wanting something for yourself.
Femanons, can I please have the honest truth. What do you think of manlets?
>>36666954
The "shorter than 6' 4'' is a manlet" shit is a meme. Height is definitely a factor in how physically attractive you are, but it only really matters if you're REALLY noticeably short. If you're over 5' 7'', you're good, under and you really have to make up for it in other categories.
>>36666954
ignore the cunt, pic related is reality
>>36666954
Femanons, in this board, ok.
[/spoiler] you can find some girl (male)