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Isnt it "i" or something

Highschool Algebra was a long time ago

It's imaginary, you faggot.

>>36669384
what's there to figure out? it's just i

Ofay culture. So rich and mysterious.

>>36669354
what the oreganole fuck

>>36669354
>taylor
That's a guy

they aren't human so they don't have human capacity. men built everything we've got in civilization and advanced every form of thought for a reason.

women are like aliens who seem similar and sometimes act similar but their brain is different. they're like the spawn of evil so they're incredible liars and they know they'll get lots of benefits so they like to feign love tricking men for resources.

men are humans from mars and women are subhumans from venus. they simply aren't like men and don't have brains like us. imagine they're another animal they pretends to be human

>>36669322
Partially it's being coddled by society and being able to always blame anyone and anything else for their mistakes, and partially it's their biology with them being less rational and less mature than men. If you spoil a child all their life, you just end up with a brat. Well, we've spoiled all the overgrown children known as women, and look what happened

>>36669322
Republicans treat them as special snowflakes and are too stupid to realize what they've done.

Yeah. You can help me take care of that problem if you want though, sweetheart.

I won't be in 2 minutes

>>36669404
>if you want
I don't think she has a choice desu

>>36669316
>watching a Netflix show
>and a popular one at that

How much of a normie can you be?

>>36669373
How can watching a show make me a normie. Am I only limited to obscure Indie movies and shows under 50% on imdb?

>>36669316
>The reasons why she killed herself were fucking bullshit

You are stupid and you dont fucking get it

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It's never worth it, monogamy has been utterly destroyed, being a whore is now rewarded instead of shamed. Just wait for the universe to reset.

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>>36669264
>I think the way today's society is going, staying single is ideal
>staying single is ideal
Hell yeah dude it is, removing your own genes from global gene-fond, since modern society values quality over quantity.
I hate women too

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>>36669264
>they have a number of friends that will talk about you, and if you're not to their liking she'll drop you for fear of their disapproval
Either that or they'll keep you around so they can mock you and make fun of you.

>>36669250
Go shill your website somewhere else.

Woman here (INB4), but honest to god just be your fucking self.
I'm assuming you acquired this date off the premise of you both having mutually agreeable personalities, so don't try to big yourself up to be something you're not, don't try to put on any kind of facade, don't try to be pretend to be the kind of person you think' she might like. Just breathe slowly and deeply, don't allow you mind to race, and bee urself.

>>36669250
Show her you are interested by killing a dinosaur.

>>36669181
>15 year old sister cut a hole in the front of her hoodie to make a window to her tits
>she has very big tits and they show a lot in the hoodie
>she wears this + tight yoga pants to family-only meeting
>I say she should not wear sexualized clothing to a family meeting
>she says she can wear what she wants and it is my fault "for sexualizing her"

I hate women

>>36669181
fat people are fucking gross

why are asses so attractive?

Unless this is an offer to fuck, I must be going.

Why do black people come up with weird dumb words like that

"hi"
*they avoid eye contact and start posting selfies*

>previously med, now solly/pyro
>lobby :^)
>med both, everything else hl
>dunno, several accs, maybe ~3500

>>36669088
>competitive tf2
you're a joke

>>36669345
>t. circlejerking cs

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>>36669063
>that pathetic blob
>my mother

My genes are better than that.

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>>36669063
>tfw no futa mommy gf

Y-You promise it'll feel good, mommy? Please don't say bad words...

>>36669063
I highly doubt that's my real mommy. How on earth could she have given birth to me? And for that matter, who's my father?

Roasties getting toasty huh?

>>36669014
Imagine being such a pathetic girl you post on r9k because a bunch of autistic virgins told you your loneliness isn't 'real' loneliness
looool

>>36669039
>>36669050
You know it boyo. I am so emotionally upset at your counter argument that I am going to have sex with black men.

Lose weight fatass dumb amerif

>>36669008
Just so you know, I wouldn't reject you.
got kik?

>>36669051
>34
that's an average size

Good.

Women are fucking cancerous in the military. Besides, all you would do is injure yourself in basic anyways.

Happy birthday anon!
-a vamer

>>36669004

How old are you turning today op

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>>36669004
Happy birthday, Anon. I hope you'll have a good one regardless. Get some nice food and watch a comfy movie or something.

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I wonder (((who))) couId be behind this

I went back and now she's talking with these guys

>>36668977
I've managed to get married and have kids in the sims 3.

The sims is so much fun.