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>>36670508
I've never known a NEET to do anything productive or have a social life. That's not to say they couldn't, but they really don't have the means to. Unless they're independently wealthy, all that free time is really their only resource that's enviable.

>>36670602
define productive
>social life
who cares?

I can't be a neet because I would become homeless and starve to death. If you don't have parents who are okay with you loitering around their house all day, the only choice is to work

>>36670472
you seem pretty degenerate desu

>>36670472
marijuana is illegal

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Super Duper Reupload

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>>36670412
>pic somewhat related
Holy kek that part got me.

Assert dominance.

Their parents are being hypocrites if they come near you again keep beating them. You could try and tell your parents your getting bullied but it probabley wont help and might even worsen the situation.

>>36670412
>be me 14
underageb&
See you in 4 years, kiddo.

>>36670371
what
orriglinaow

lol get rekt n00b

>>36670435
I didn't know he went on 4chan. He is only twelve. But I thought I heard him say "kek", which is nothing bad. But now he says stuff like "beta uprising now!" and "praise kek!".

He also talks about Chad all the time. Which could be someone in class but mom said that there is no person named Chad. He also has been having trouble in school for harassing the girls.

I figured it must be this board that taught him all this nonsense.

Sometimes I hear him in his room saying 4chan lingo out loud. It is really bad.

>>36670356
It looks more like you want him to ride a dick.

>>36670373
Dick, eagle, whatever- point is, you don't need to send an army of midgets and retards to do this thing when you've got a biological fucking air force ready-to-go. Literally no need.

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>>36670356
Because had Sauron realised their real plans, to destroy the ring, instead of using it, there would have been absolutely no hope for the forces of good. To the very end, Sauron was utterly convinced that Aragorn, having come to the gates of Mordor, was bearing the ring and was seeking to usurp its power to himself. Had Gandalf flown the eagles to Mordor, he would either have been tossed off by one of the eagles, seeking to take the ring for itself, been taken by Sauron and his forces, forfeiting the ring for good, or simply have been killed along the way.
The only reason Frodo and Samvais, even with their magic elven cloaks and tiny fucking Hobbit bodies and their natural stealth could get to Mount Doom was because Sauron thought Aragorn had the ring and was utterly fixated on him.

K'nuckles posting is not a meme

>>36671118
That is not K'nuckles but I love Flapjack. Not OP either.

>>36671118
That isn't K'nuckles, silly

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>>36670285
Immediately cut off all contact with the her and change your account.
She doesn't give a fuck about you and will run you down into the ground and then some.

Also I'm charging two grand for such great advice. Cough it up, faggot.

Switch it off immediately. Change numbers, cut her off entirely, and move on with your life.

Also, this might be embarrassing, but reach out to someone close to you and ask them to help you with this. If you try to do it yourself and keep it private, she has all the power. But a third party can help keep you on the right track and check in on you to be sure youve followed through.

Findom is worse than cuckery

kill yourself

>>36670211
Fuck off back to /lgbt/ you sick fucking degenerate.

Your mental illness is not welcome here.

>>36670211
I AM SO SICK OF FUCKING ART DECO POSTERS
TAKE YOUR FASHION TO /HIS/
REEEEEEE

nice bird though

>>36670246
Fuck off back to /pol/ you sick fucking degenerate.

Your mental illness is not welcome here.

>>36670180
HE IS BACK!
HE IS BACK LADIES AND GERMS!
I missed you Little Caesar's guy

Little Caesars is disgusting. I have about 10 family run pizza places that are all far better than it.

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>>36670180
Little Caesars is objectively the best place to get pizza because of the price and convenience.

I just wish they had delivery.

>>36670148
Being a nuclear terrorist.

>>36670148
Crash moon into earth.

leaving someone behind with his eyes riped out tongue cut off and hands and legs chopped off

My second middle name is Cristafer.

I think my parents were smoking too much pot when they came up with that name.

>>36670147
My names Chris Chan and I feel anger towards you

>>36670147
>Hunter
Chris is a p normal name, 6 or 7, OP.

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cocaine stimulates the same part of the brain that is associated with progressing towards a goal.

remove progression and there is no happiness

gianna is such a fucking succubus

>>36670140
That's just the price of freedom.

>>36670326
>fapping to cartoons is the price of freedoms

you burgers are so deluded

>>36670136
The averages would be higher if it wasn't for all the niggers and beaners.

>>36670136
Notice how the average iq drops the closer you get to the border

>>36670136
>California dumber than Alabama
not surprising desu

>>36670134
Almost as though tinder is for fucking

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>>36670134

>People judge others based on physical attraction/appearance on an app made for people looking for one night stands.

What a shock.

>>36670134
you sound surprised.... its almost like women want good looking men and they know they can get it.

I have a genuinely great idea for a theater play.
But I've never written and I don't know how to start

This is the most retarded thread this board has ever seen
>Lil peep
kill yourself tonight dude i'm being serious please neck yourself within the next 24 hours and help contribute to the betterment of humanity

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>>36670143
>getting this triggered over a picture that has nothing to do with the thread