>you will never take a girl's virginity
This really got me down. I knew a Chad who has deflowered multiple girls, from slutty Stacies to the cute, hesitant girl next door.
Why is life like this?
>>36673327
>to the cute, hesitant girl next door
Why does it always feel so bad when you learn that one of these types of girls had their virginity taken by a Chad? It's like everything you thought you knew was a lie.
Deflowered a Scottish 17 y/o in holiday in Greece, it was pretty trash-tier desu, we never spoke again afterwards either
I was just a guy with a penis, used as a tool to remove virginity
Had to stop because of the pain, and blood after a few minutes
All around a pretty trash experience
>>36673327
I've taken three virginities
wasn't fun
Which one do you prefer, lads?
>>36673301
Neither because frat parties literally mean they were raped.
The one on the left has accepted her rape and the one on the right hasn't been devalued yet but is getting closer to her rape
i prefer girls that dont go to """""""""parties""""""""
i like the natural look way more than the overly used make up look
so i would take the left
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLRyJSSGX5k
lemme guess, you guys were thinking what if they incorporated an onahole into this, right?
I was thinking what if they incorporated an onahole into this
>Implying these are for robots
Nope, this is the grim future of every """fembot""", cuddling up to these uncanny valley thousand dollar hunks of silicone.
They do come in "tragic thalydomide spill" if the she-beasts who browse this board want their fake babies to be realistically as ugly and something they could birth.
>>36674046
Seriously though, men may fuck realdolls, but we aren't going to order evil clown realdolls.
How to get gf like this?
>>36673236
>how to get a 6/10
stop being a fucking weirdo and stop dressing like shit
>>36673266
>stop being a fucking weirdo and stop dressing like shit
NORMIE GET OUT
>>36673236
>gf
>g
imblygimn
I applied for a job
I think I got an interview coming up, but I'm kind of nervous about penis inspection day
what do?
Did you seriously make this thread? You're retarded
>>36673388
Well I haven't been to penis inspection day in a while. I don't know if I should try to make it bigger or think of something so I don't get a chubby. If it's too big the interviewer could get intimidated, if it's not big enough they might laugh and tell everybody about it being flaccid and think I don't have enough vigor for the job. Should I tan it? I heard people like BBC.
don't do it. i have to do mandatory monthly penis inspection. also your pay is correlated with how big your penis is. needless to say, i'm underpaid
You have to have goals. Mine are as follows:
>rid myself of obsessive compulsive disorder
>get better at calisthenics (20 pull-ups per set [currently at 11], front and back levers, muscle-ups, hand-stands, human flags, etc.)
>improve at mathematics
>>36673102
>Maintain my grade average in order to maintain my university admission.
>Take the right courses in my first year so that my economics degree is a functional and smooth plan.
>Read more, I've already been doing well on this (i.e. a book once every two weeks) but I want to read more.
>Start working out for real instead of going for 5 minutes and quitting because I'm ashamed of how unathletic I am.
>Learn how to fake being a norman, while maintaining my inner degenerate.
To finally muster up the energy to go out and kill myself.
>>36673102
>learn l2 Chinese
>git gud at guitar
>scam enough money to upgrade my pc
Well, I don't know what your endgame was, r9k, but you did it
you got me to eat Wendy's every meal this weekend cause of your damn obsession with pornography
Fucking Wendy's fucked-up marketing strategy
>>36673054
Is that the Anal Full Nelson? Someone link the eFukt video.
>when you thought rule 34 was meant to exert psychological control over nefarious marketing icons but instead it simply funnels even more power into the branding instead
not sure what i was thinking
sex sells
can i get more of this wendy pornography thing you were talking about it seems likke i am really into freckles
Does anybody know why right wing politics and jerking off to traps are such a great combination?
reactionaries have masculinity issues
>>36673042
It isn't and you are making us look bad with your degenerate fetishes. Although cucking is the worst.
>>36673042
That is absolutely disgusting and I'm not saying this to be funny, I'm genuinely disgusted.
> be 14-15
> have little bro around 5
> tell him I can talk to computers
> type answers using Microsoft Sam beforehand, name it "Orion"
> I ask it's favourite music and harmless kid shit like that
> tell him he can't look at the screen when I talk to Orion because it would kill him
> he is amazed by my "power" and keeps wanting to know more about Orion
> tell him Orion is actually in a spaceship but he got lost and can only communicate through our computer
> goes on for a while, gets a bit boring but my little bro never loses interest
> I go back to school
> sometimes hear him talking to himself in his room
> he keeps asking me about Orion
> I told him Orion said he had to go home but he will come back one day
> eventually stops asking
Before I moved out he was a little distant/quiet but whatever
He's now in a hospital and talks to himself all day about random shit.
Sometimes when I visit I hear him mumble about the Orion computer and space.
>>36673002
You're probably going to get banned tard
>>36673002
why is he in the hospital, if you don't mind me asking?
>>36673058
for what fucking reason do you think he's gonna get banned, dumbass?
>>36673407
Probably because he's paranoid and crazy?
would you fuck your current mother if you found out you are adopted
I forgot this board doesn't allow textless posts.
>>36672993
Mothership is in the heart,not in the blood.
>>36672993
i am adopted, no
thats extremely fucked up
What if we just ask the normies for help on what to do instead of REEEEE'ing them away.
Maybe they can help us to become better at life
>>36672973
>normies understand why their life is good
they are blind to their accomplishments because they take them for granted
>>36672973
Normies, please help me. I want to go to school and be a better person but I'm going to be homeless soon. What should I do?
normies pls help I just dont know what to do
women like muscled men.
you want a gf.
why don't you lift?
>>36672944
>you want a gf.
No I don't.
I wasted my time lifting, only to find out the girl I liked was disgusted by muscly men.
>>36672944
I have a disease where I can't gain weight, lifting would be l i t e r a l l y pointless.
>tfw the first comments people make is shock at how thin i am
I didnt want a girlfriend anyway;_;
Are you a racist?
very orgi
only against mexicans
>>36672887
yeah kinda
not with a burning passion but my experiences with blacks haven't been great
Only against chinks. Fuck chinks
What is your fetish anons? post them and let other anons judge you for it
Scat. It's an unhealthy obsession.
>>36672858
>breast expansion
>inflation
>transformation
https://www.xvideos.com/video14524799/redhead_student_slave_in_lesbian_femdom
Is it gay to want to fuck Link (male)?
>>36672855
yes, you're probably homosexual
>>36672855
Yeah.
But who gives a fuck, he's so hot. Especially in the cute desert outfit.