I need a pair of jeans! I'm looking for some that subtly imply I want penises inside me. Which ones should I buy?
I'm thinking about the uniqlo jeans, they are also Japanese which is a plus, they look similar to these.
I'm not even sure what the fuck you're talking about.
>>36677525
>I'm not even sure what the fuck you're talking about.
Sorry I should have clarified - jeans are pants which are made of denim
Just go buy some women's skinny jeans you faggot.
t. Person who used to wear women's skinny jeans
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>>36677394
Itai
fuck you stop muting me
What kind of manchild or autistic things do you do at home or in general?
>>36677381
we will provide nothing for you normies to laugh at now shoo on back to plebbit little normy
Watch anime. +3296
>>36677381
Use PC from bed, more or less like your pic
>that guy who makes those wagecuck threads on weekdays
Doesn't he know most robots work weekends?
>>36677357
It's to bait normies who work weekdays.
>>36677357
>not mocking wagies regardless
spotted the wagecuck
better get your work clothes ready for tomorrow, you know mr goldstein is really strick about dress code
>>36677402
Tomorrow is my Friday;-)
Report in bros.
Post what you've eaten lately. If you're trying to make a change or have come to terms with being fat forever. Just share anything you want.
Post your height and weight.
6'0 at 380lbs reporting in. Heaviest I've ever been these last two years I've gained 80lbs. Lot of family problems and stress has hurt me these couple of years. I've always been fat, since I was a kid so it's a real struggle to stop eating so much.
>tfw to smart to lose weight
>>36677314
>/tfw/ to smart to be skinny
i am now 280, 5 11
married to a 8/10 roasty
was 355
fuck shinny people
>>36677767
you must be rich, have a big dick or shes blind. how do you marry a roastie at that weight
>>36678738
This, women are repulsed by fat men
How are you guys holding up? What are you obsessions and compulsions?
For me it's touching other people.
>somebody touches me
>I have to touch them back then wash my hands and wherever they touched me
It fucking sucks and it's hard to go out in public
> compulsively overtaking people walking at ANY pace in front of me (also known as the 'virgin walk'
> washing my hands after I eat anything, even if I use cutlery, now my skin is dry as fuck and feels like sandpaper.
> Way too much focus on using specific fingers to touch anything when I know some of my fingers are dirty.
>>36677410
got damn it I didn't close THE FUCKING PARENTHESES
>>36677410
>now my skin is dry as fuck and feels like sandpaper
I know that feel. I live in Georgia so the air is humid this time of year, but during the winter my hands start to bleed from getting so dry and cuts form on my knuckles. It hurts to move my fingers during the winter
What do you think of weird girls with mental disorders?
More trouble than they're worth.
>>36677260
literally perfect for bullying
As long as we're talking autism weird and not crazy I'm on board because I'm a sperg myself
>this is allowed in this day and age
Why are short men hated and viewed as inferior?
>>36677259
5'2 is pretty small desu.
>>36677259
have you thought about becoming a trap anon? it's not too latei'll even buy you clothes and vidya and tell you how qt you look in a skirt
>>36677259
5'2 is suicide tier
What do you guys think of my manga collection?
TMoHS so I'm happy.
Why read manga when you can watch anime?
Movies and TV, better than reading.
>>36677306
Fillers?
>tfw mom and possibly sister find your fleshlight
Hide it better ya dingus
>>36677219
>tfw mom and rest of family already found my secret treasure cove of foreign sex toys and know im a autist but im so savage and dull to it all that i don't even care anymore
fuck you mom
>>36677219
i hope they coated the inside with icy hot
Who here /belly/?
We must stop this.
Increase your testosterone and your belly will start to melt
It's working for me, I'm already getting more attention from random women (who I am terrified of talking to)
>>36677198
>tfw look at a sideways glance of my skinnyfat gut hanging out in the reflection of a car's window
I look like a god damn pregnant lady.
I've been skinny my whole life, I still don't weigh much and have thin arms and legs but I'm starting to develop a belly. At first it was just noticeable after I ate because I would get bloated and my stomach was so flat it was very noticeable, but now it's starting to become permanent. I don't know what to do; I don't want to start exercising or eating less because I still don't weigh much and want to put weight on the rest of me, I just want to have a flat stomach. Is there a way to take fat off of that part of your body specifically?
ITT autistic things you do
Certain foods leave me with this gross, dirty feeling after I eat them or even touch them and I have to wash my hands thoroughly, brush my teeth, and rinse my mouth out with water several times. Sometimes I might even take a shower.
Foods that do this to me include
>trail mix
>chocolate
>hamburgers
>ice cream
>french fries
>antything with ketchup or mustard
>maple syrup
>>36677037
That's called obsessive compulsive disorder. I have it too
>>36677037
Always run across roads, never walk.
Always sprint the last few meters on my way to somewhere.
Keep hopping from one foot to the other when ordering fast food.
>>36677102
Do you do the same thing
Why don't you guys try Runescape? It's a great time consuming game and fun even if you didn't play it back in the day.
>>36677023
Waste of time personified in a game. I played it for thousands of hours already back in the day, not going back to do it all again. I'd rather play WoW or another MMO with actually engaging gameplay
Don't get sucked into it. I have a maxed zerker (99 str 99 range 99 mage) 200+qp, months played, and nothing to show for it. I don't even log on anymore. It's not a way you want to burn your time, you will regret it.
>>36677132
>Waste of time personified in a game
Kind of this. I think I played enough hours I had spent a literally month of time playing and still didn't have a single stat higher than 85 or so.
STOP SPEAKING SPANISH!!!!!!!
>>36676985
No quiero
>>36676985
Chupame el pene.
>>36676985
You downloaded that from me, didn't you? It's a good reaction pic
>HIV/AIDS Awareness Week at my college
>booth giving away free condoms
>grab a handful so the cute girl working the booth will think I'm Chad
>now have all these condoms I'll never use
What should I do with them? Are they good for fapping with?
>>36676977
Yea just use them for fapping
>>36676977
>college
BE GONE NORMIE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Randomly give them out to people talking about sex.