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What should I order from chinese food, anon?

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You guys have absolutely nothing to be depressed about. Do you even know what it's like on the other side?

>so many friends that want to talk and hang out, i have no privacy
>slept with plenty of attractive women, sex isnt meaningful anymore
>girlfriend cuddles me every night, can never get a good nights sleep

We're all dealing with our own shit, you robots aren't special.

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>be me
>meet person that was supposedly a girl on a site
>tell the person I'm interested in getting to know her if she was really a female
>she accepts
>we talk for 5 days
>decent conversations
>subject becomes dating preferences, marriage and kids
>person says she can't have kids for some reason
>oh no
>"could it be that you're a man pretending to be a female haha?"
>beats around the bush for 2 days to then send me really long text explaining that "she" was a man and thought that could milk my attention long enough for me to like "her"
>cut contact

Why would someone do this sort of shit? I'm feeling disgusted with myself and I don't know for how long this will last.

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I love my mother and all, but she's uncultured, shameless, dumb, anger issues ridden retard. She basically has no shame and no guilt about anything. If she could, she'd rob a homeless man. I'm not saying she's stealing or anything, but she's such an asshole. She goes to the nearest store, woman gives her few cents less by accidents, she starts shouting, has a mental breakdown, ends up crying and threatening to call the police (yes this was exaggerated, but you know where I'm going, and it's not just about the money). At her age where she should be already sitting home going to bed at 9pm, she goes to the shopping mall in summer shorts o_o. I can't fucking stand that I am a descendant of this shitbag, everyone in my family is great but everybody criticizes here of the shit she does, she still thinks she's the one being right and that everybody piled up just to destroy her. How do I deal with this?

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Soooo... inb4 normie!!! reeeeeeeee!

I was alone for the last 12 years and became a true robot. I didn't even care so much anymore that I was alone.

Now I got my shit sort of together and found a girl (well a woman, she's 27, I'm 33). She has depressions and feels dead inside. Is not sure she will ever love anyone anymore. Feels she made a mistake braking off with chad a few years back. Doesn't enjoy kissing. She gets cystitis from having sex. So in two months we had like 5 times sex. Our relationship essentially consists of cuddling and sleeping next to each other on the weekends.
We will be flying to Scotland for two weeks in two weeks and she hopes she finally develops feelings for me during that time.

If I hadn't been lonely for so long and if I hadn't already booked the hotel rooms and the flight tickets and the ferry tickets, I think I would even consider braking it up. I don't know... What's wrong with me?

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>go on tinder
>match with qt
>it's a fucking trap
It's not fair. Why are traps shown when you check women in your preferences?

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Heh, why do you even deserve a girlfriend?

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Would you chew a girl's used bubblegum?

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I JUST WENT ON MY FIRST DATE YESTERDAY!! AMA.

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Why do you LARP?

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>Dad constantly criticized me for not wanting a wife or kids
>Typical boomer/gen-X cunt
>Mom is divorcing him and stealing his shit in court
>He has to live with me now

I wanna say "told ya so" but he'd probably chimpout on me

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why the fuck haven't you been stranded as only woman on a remote island full of cute tribal shotas yet who worship you as their ivory goddess who ascended from the seas and are barely able to contain their throbbing erections whenever they interact with you, with only you possessing the power to prevent the eruption of wild homosexual orgies from their pent up lust resulting from the raging hormonal inferno taking place inside their youthful yet already sexual pubescent bodies?

What is your excuse?

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"Thanks for the taiyaki, Anon! You're such a nice guy!"

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Next month I am going to move to the most notorious city in my country for students. Ill have to attend uni there. I've been told by several people how crazy it is there, how many partied are held daily, the number of students. I am literally shaking right now, what do I do, I don't know anyone there. Help me.

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Who /flood/ here. Houston here. I don't think we're going to make it. Looks like waterworld out there.