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>be me
>have my own small balcony for my room
>entrance is right next to my PC
>too lazy to go to the bathroom
>piss out to the balcony instead
>parents dont suspect a thing
Pissbottle bots, do you even try?
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>>39634361
holy shit a fellow balcony bot
I have a balcony off my room too and I arc a piss off that thing every night
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I used to have my bed right next to a window so i could just open the window and piss from bed.
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>>39634361
has anyone ever overestimated the bottle size compared to how much you think you pee?
I have and I also didn't anticipate how fast it will fill up
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Is it worth to fuck a crazy fucking bitch, who I met 3 years ago over the internet?
Pros:
>she's a virgin (Idk if its a good or a bad thing)
>Im a virgin too, and i finally want to have sex
>shes 18 and im 20 so there isnt a huge age difference
>she really-really wants me to fuck her
>she is good looking, except no tits
>she lives kinda close
CONS:
>shes a fucking weeb, not as much as she was 3 years ago though
>she want emotions from me towards her
>shes fucking dumb, but you cant correct her in anything
>she wears shitty clothes all the time
>no tits
problems with me:
>3 years ago I lied about my virginity, so she wouldnt see me as a unwanted loser, now she thinks im experienced in sex
>My dick would be good for her, but i cant fully retract my foreskin
>im skelly and ugly
>I live with my parents and they are quite religous and conservative, so I often have to stay passive so they wont hate me.
Should I go for it, anons?
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>>39634359
Go ahead, anon. it's worth it.
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if it is her in the photo, then yes.
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>>39634359
how many times do you jerk off a day?
if it's 2-3+ then just jerk off like an hour before you fuck her
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Alright robots, let's have a nice haiku thread. I'll start.
>I don't like my life
>tfw no gf
>I should go to bed
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>reading "tfw" as "tee ef double u" instead of "that feel when"
why
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>>39634386
I read it more like "tee fee wu"
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>>39634340
>tfw no gf
>6 syllables a
It should be 7 syllables ya dunce
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Greentext me the most embarrassing moment from your life
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>sister gets me to fall for the nursing meme
>i'll go do this nursing stuff and make some bank
>do my research
>it takes 8 years of school to get a job that pays more than 100k a year
>realize i am working in a field completely dominated by women and gay normos
>tfw 7 years of your life wasted chasing a meme created by and for women
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>>39634395
Thats not embarrassing, you will end up with a solid job
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>be me. 8 years old at the time
>be in a camp with my school. no bid deal, we do this every year
>i want to impress this girl that i like.
>teachers make us go to the beach
>put on my bathing suit
>see her in bathing suit
>make my move
>go talk to her
>"you have a great dick"
>mfw
Where all my no onion bois at.
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>>39634261
>"Quarter pounder with cheese no yucky onions pls"
Everytime. Cant say I agree with no pickles tho
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>>39634261
>no pickle
rick would not approve.
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>>39634261
Honestly who the fuck likes pickles. Stop putting that shit in every meal. Fuck.
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Are you smart enough to appreciate this? 2017-09-09 11:29:01 Post No.39634189
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Are you smart enough to appreciate this?
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Anon 1: I'm dead.
Anon 2: You look remarkably animated for a cadaver.
Anon 1: No, inside.
Anon 2: Has a woman stolen your heart?
Anon 1: Ha, never!
Anon 2: Why, are you a virgin?
Anon 1: No, but I've only been with one woman legally.
Anon 2: Were the rest prostitutes?
Anon 1: No, I raped them.
[both laugh]
Anon 2: A fine wit you have.
Anon 1: And they say wit is a sign of intelligence.
Anon 2: Well, you've proven them wrong.
Anon 1: I'll have you eat your words.
Anon 2: I could only eat them if they were minced and I'm no butcher. But tell me, why are you so upset?
Anon 1: My dog died.
Anon 2: Was she a bitch?
Anon 1: Yes.
Anon 2: Then what's the problem?
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>>39634189
>Joke 1: cadaever=death person
humor tier: fedora so smart normie
>Joke 2: rape suprise
humor tier: alright
>Joke 3: basically calls the other guy stupid
humor tier: casual normie bants, on teh clever side though
>Joke 4: literal pun
humor tier: woman
>Joke 5: bitch is a female dog
humor tier: any normie
But I may just not be smart enough to appreciate it, so who knows?
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>>39634189
I laughed at the reversal of the intelligence line.
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>>39634189
What is the smart part you need to get? Am I not expected to understand the vocabulary or is it a R+M "i like it so it is smart" thing?
>tfw drinking wine like a hole and still have to finish half of the bottle
this is not gonna end well lads
>What are you drinking rn?
>How does it taste?
>What's on your mind? What's troubling you?
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>>39634163
>took a bottle of 15% red wine from my parents
>waiting for my only friend to text back to see if he wants to hang out tonight
>if he has other plans, I will drink myself to sleep :/
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>>39634312
>took a bottle of 15% red wine from my parents
Anon, are you me? 'Cause I did exactly the same a few days ago. Bought my own bottle today though since I've exhausted my parent's alcohol.
>if he has other plans, I will drink myself to sleep :/
Such is our fate. But I hope he'll reply.
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I'm getting myself drunk because I have nothing going on in my life and I'm already going full retard when I haven't finished my bottle by a long shot yet
I just want to fucking die
I just want to fucking die
I just want to fucking die
I just want to fucking die
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how do you define life? What does it mean to be alive, what does it mean to be sentient?
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>>39634153
>how do you define life? What does it mean to be alive, what does it mean to be sentient?
idk haha lmao
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I'm the only one who's alive, everyone else is just a figment of my imagination
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>makes thread about philosophy
>already ruins it by making it a trap thread
Good job, OP
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My idea to solve the homelessness crisis. 2017-09-09 11:24:59 Post No.39634104
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My idea to solve the homelessness crisis.
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An apartment full of small, soundproofed cells that lock from the inside. Everyone must vacate everyday at noon so each cell can be steamed and cleaned. Anyone can check in at anytime from 1:00PM to 11:00AM, space permitting, no questions asked. Build these all over the country.
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>>39634104
I like you for posting Ojou, but your idea is retarded. Who would pay for all that?
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>>39634169
If the US can blow 3 trillion dollars on an aircraft we don't need that doesn't even fucking work I think we can start using tax money for something useful
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Okako> Galko > Ojou > Otako
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To all the teens and young adults out there who are hoping things will get better, I'm here to tell you that they won't. If you feel shy, ugly, socially inept and depressed now, you're going to feel that way forever.
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Do anti anxiety/ anti depressants help?
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>>39634190
not at all , ive been on them for 3 or 4 years and i feel like shit
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>>39634286
Which drugs are you taking? I want to get prescribed some. I don't care if you think they don't work.
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Decide what i eat next. Rules: no meat, no fish, no restaurant. Dubs decides. Oh also it has to be real food not trash or something poisonus.
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Raw onions. Because fuck you.
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Salt. Just salt.
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>>39633995
Total kek majesty.
Eat those onions, bitch
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Post the social hierarchy in your uni, school, or workplace 2017-09-09 11:18:39 Post No.39633960
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Post the social hierarchy in your uni, school, or workplace
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>STEM school
>60% white, 35% Asian, 4% Hispanic, 1% black
>65% male 35% female
>The only whites that aren't beta are in frats or sports
>Most sports kids have their own frat, there is a frat that wrestlers all join, a frat that lacrosse players all join
>All Asians are beta except for an extremely wreckless all Asian frat that got kicked out of an apartment complex for destroying stuff
>The rest of the whites and asians just do anime, video games, and schoolwork
>Sorority stacies and a few quiet wife tier qts are the only good looking women
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>Starbucks drive thru/cafe location
>28 or so employees
>8 employees, me included, are men
>rest is women
>two of the guys are gay as fuck, don't count
>had more blacks when I started, we're down to like 4 now
>people hate the manager, our 5 shift leaders are way better but the two black ones are unironically shit
>next most respected people are the barista trainers, myself and one other chick
>everyone else is just a barista but outside of 3 people they all suck shit
>best looking guy is a fag, which makes me the best looking white guy
>no good looking women at all except qt shift
>even she had a face I disliked at first and grew to love after spending enough time with it
>only other remotely hot person is a Viet thot
>roommate is cute but chubby, bad complexion, 30+ sexual partners
>all the new people suck and are hated by anyone that's been around longer than 6 months
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>>39633960
I hate when people post acronyms for their no name, shitty university. You don't go to fucking MIT, just spell it out.
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>>39633960
>75% Caucasian
>20% Asian
>05% Arab/ Other
>65% Male
>35% Female
Half of Males are beta losers with no access to pussy because the gender ratio is skewed heavily.
>mfw I am one of them.
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MY PARENTS WANT ME TO STUDY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COUNTRY IN ORDER FOR ME TO STOP BEING A NEET
I need help
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sounds like it's a good idea I wish my parents ever cared
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Do it you fucking pussy god damn. Since you clearly have no social skills, studying will be easy since you won't have any distractions. Besides your ineptitude of course.
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go to trucking school senpai
you get paid to do it, and you come out with the perfect job for robots
>be a truck driver
>get to sit in a quiet cabin for hours
>drive across america
>you can live out of your truck, dont have to pay rent or worry about money since you are getting paid decent money to eat out or cook your own food if you are good at that
>dont need to do any work at all besides drive a truck and park it, then drive it to your next load
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I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day
day161
how are you enjoying your weekend away from reality
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>clearly remember congratulating kakyoinposter at day 100, as if it where yesterday
>remember kakyoinposter just starting out at day 1
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>>39633911
time flies to quickly doesn't it, anon
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part 5 anime WHEN
>>39633858
I'm visiting my mom this weekend for her birthday. Pretty cozy day, been reading a lot of SBR.
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Alright which one of you degen FUCKS wants to get fucked hard my me? Faggots and girls only
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>>39633838
>Alright which one of you degen FUCKS wants to get fucked hard my me? Faggots and girls only
>girls
sorry I don't talk to prison gay losers
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>>39633849
Shut the fuck up and spread them cheeks whitey
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>>39633838
>Faggots and girls only
Who else would be interested, retard OP?