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This is now a Chad board.

All beta virgins must leave,Now.
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>>36679424
What's the story of the guy in this pic?
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>>36679442
i dont know desu , he looks like a jacked up eminen
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Sorry Chad, not today.

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>Be me
>18 yo
>Have a 41 y/o fairly young looking mother with teenage personality
>Ok yeah she's milf i guess
>Wake up after i took a short nap
>Mom is pissed of for some reason
>Start to yell and swear and shit
>I argue with her for hours
>Suddenly after brief silence
>"Seriously if i were you i would have fucking killed myself aren't you ashamed of being you?"
I Feel like i've been arguing with someone on the internet.
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Stop arguing with your milf mom and just say "you're right mom..." and do whatever you will regardless.

Often people argue only for the sake of recognition.
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>>36679415
Rape her as revenge. You said she's a milf after all.
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>>36679415
>had you at 23
>looks good at 41
She's a normie, what do you expect?

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I wish I was you.
All my life I've been completely unlikable. I'm fairly handsome, so I've been told, but my voice is grating and I don't get along with anyone. I have no friends. I've isolated everyone around me. Trust me when I say I've done enough stupid shit that my social life is radioactive. I've just always been the least liked person in the room. I've never really had a best friend or anything like that. Just acquaintances who all slowly learned to hate me.

I wish I was you. I watch your videos all the time. I saw the ones with your wife... she's adorable. You are so lucky. Your voice is just outstanding, you are so smart and funny. Everyone wants to be your friend. You must love your life... I'm sure you deal with shit, but you really have something special. I found out today you do those Goofy videos too. I am just so sad when I think about you, because I know I can never be that talented, beloved person, trusted by everyone, with a beautiful wife, successful, famous. It makes me so fucking angry. IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY
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>>36679370
Fuck that anon, be you rather than some fat chink. Nobodys you.
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>>36679370
Meh nobody like me either I'm lonely as fuck I think I might become a spree killer.
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>>36679705
Just do it in a mosc or a school.

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What has 4 legs and ticks?
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A walking clock?
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>>36679352
A deer
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A hedgehog ? Love these bastards.

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Just so you guys know Utah is the holy land for people with conservative values that aren't Bible belt cuckish so if you guys would hurry up and migrate here we could turn 4chan into a geographical location in the states and create the antithesis of Cuckifornia.
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>>36679330
>tfw Kekistan is going to be real
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>>36679330
The Mormon holy land is Missouri, and it was legal to shoot Mormons on sight in Missouri until 1976.
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In NY, I can't leave my house in the summer without mormons trying to convert me. Utah would be a nightmare.

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Well guys, tonight is my last night. I plan on blacking this site, deleting my reaction folder, and purge myself of anything 4chan. I'm going to the gym tomorrow, forcing myself to talk to three girls I don't know, and eat three healthy meals.

I'm going to fucking get out if it kills me.
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fuck off normie, you have no place here
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>>36679329
You're here forever Anon. You'll come back sooner or later, hopefully it's a better place here when you do. Good luck on your endeavors, and see ya space cowboy
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>>36679329
Lol, going cold turkey on a habit hardly works.

>"ummm ewwwww anon! what are you reading?!?"
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You're right, I will stop reading such obscurantist crap and start reading real philosophy!
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They're laughing because you wasted your time. Just read Stirner instead.
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>>36679322
Reading Hegel? Anon you're the problem

So can one of you fembots fart on my face? I cant be the only one who has this fetish.
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I am also a Brap enthusiast

There has to be fembots who want to rip one on a guy
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Willing to pay a lot of money for it as well
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>>36679316
What is it that you like about braphogs anon? Have you ever actually indulged in it? The real thing is.. interesting. Point blank is a very different experience from being in the same room or something along those lines.

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What are your thoughts about Tupac?
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>>36679255
Overrated, mostly loved by suburban white boys when they're not listening to Eminem.
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A very good rapper but somewhat overrated. Only knew how to rhyme Hennessy and enemies. But I greatly enjoy a lot of his songs.
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>>36679255
ambitionz az a ridah is severely underrated

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Is seeding - cuckoldry?
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>>36679245
no, please seed your torrents as its neccessary so people like me dont have to wait a week to finish a file thats 160GB
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Only if you're not downloading at the same time.
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>>36679272
>160GB
What the fuck are you downloading that takes that much space?

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>there are women out there who wipe back to front
I hope none of you fembots does this
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>>36679205
Are you talking about your vagina or your ass?
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>>36679205

Shitty cunts
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>>36679254
see>>36679265
in an originalo way

Can robots really be suffering if children in Africa are starving to death?

Can fembots really be lonely if robots haven't been kissed once in their lives?
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It's all relative you tard. Obviously the Africans suffer more, but robots aren't living in africa. You cant compare apples and oranges like that
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Negroids aren't human. Their suffering is irrelevant. All africans, even the arabs are completely worthless. If all of them died in this very moment the world would be a better place.
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>>36679174
At least they get basic human interaction, which is more than what most robots will ever get.

how r u lads today
I cried a lot
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>>36679132
I am depressed and have a lot of work to do but dunno if I should bother
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Not bad I just won 3 games in a row.
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I'm doing okay just dealing with some persistent anxiety

I shouldn't worry about things outside my control but god dammit I'm fucking worrisome as fuck

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Post in this thread only if you will never be able to sexually please a woman
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Why does that cock look like a more intense dried out patrick
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>>36679068

>Dick is 5.5 if at medium hardness
>If I'm smelling a girls feet it goes to 6 even

will I ever be able to pleasure a girl? She would have to let me inhale her feet while I'm fucking her to get to 6 inches and then I would probably come in 16 seconds so idk if I'm ever going to please her sexually
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>>36679068
Why did you cover the tip of ur dick in caviar?

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How do you feel about pregnant girls? Do they excite you? Repulse you? Don't really care either way? Let me know what's on your mind.
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>>36678994
Kind of ambivalent, though I always find myself imagining them getting fucked/impregnated and what they looked like during that.
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I have a preggo fetish.
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>>36678994
hot as fuck honestly

>tfw no pregnant fembot gf

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