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>>36681705
Congrats anon, can we see how cute exactly

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>>36681796
>Congrats anon, can we see how cute exactly
NO

>>36682236
/thread
orgaga

>>36681689
SOMEONE ONCE TOLD ME

>>36681732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5fBdpreJiU

>>36681689
THE WORLD WAS MAH BOLONGA

hit the gas and run over them both

>>36681628
fuck that, I'm running away as fast as I can

the boldest I'd get is trying to record a video of it, but I usually don't bring my phone when I go out, so I probably couldn't.

>>36681628
Not really. I bet she's an anti-racist and pro-diversity, she can go fuck herself.

>>36681503
The first thing I should say should be "don't kill yourself please" and such...
Anyway, after taking that off the way, I would say that it is indeed a nice reason, since you can leave a nice image of yourself here for your parents to remember you. However, I would also say that if you don't really enjoy university you should probably going. Maybe doing something that you actually enjoy might give you a purpose and will make you want to live and be happy.
If you don't really care about all that or you think that nothing will make you change your mind about killing yourself, and you don't feel like it's that much of a pain to endure, then yes, it's not a bad reason at all.

>>36681671
*Stop going.

>>36681503
I'm definitely not offing myself until my doggo is gone. I don't feel connected to anyone except my dog, and I'm only staying alive for him.

no, you don't look like a normie

Yes, but then again when I look in the mirror I am surprised at how normie I look.

You look like a guy that has a shelf with a bunch of sports memorabilia in a finished basement. I guess that's kind of normieish.

Also the distribution of fat around your cheeks and under your chin is highly annoying.

>be me
>talking to someone
>looking at papers, other things
>notice the other person is looking me in the eyes often
>try to glance at their eyes more often too
it's just so weird

If you don't like eye contact, move to Latin America. Eye contact is seen as either aggressive or sexual. You don't hold eye contact with people you don't want to fuck or fight.

>>36681375
Normal people feel an impulse to do it especially in civilised western countrys. Just hope that they fing a cure for autism.

>>36681353
You mean a roly poly aka pill bug?

>>36681392
no i mean a slater that's what we call it here

>>36681888
Idk what the fuck that is you fag. What are you, an Australian or something?

Slater? I fucking googled Slater bug and what came up was some bugs that looked like Roly Poly/pill bugs.

Fuck you, you dumb foreign cunt.

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>>36681350
>tfw you'll never be anything more than a citizen

>>36681350
>tfw you have a dream about your past life and he says it's hard for him there too
>wake up crying and wonder if things will ever get better

Don't worry everyone, I'll carry the burden off last reply.

What culture is this? I wonder what other freaky shit her people are into. Where would she get a live octopus though?

>>36681341
>part of their culture like dog fighting is for blacks
If I saw another black dude dog fighting I would call the fucking cops.

>>36681374
Seriously who the fuck types this garbage? Is this unironically what white America thinks lmao

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>>36681306
Wow... I haven't cried in at least a year anon... you fucking got me

>You will never be raped by your somewhat hot father again
feels bad man

seriously how the fuck is that not original jesus christ

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>you will never be five years old and sit in your hot 15 year old babysitters lap playing mario kart on the NES together ever again
Life already peaked lads, show's over.

>>36682636
Odd that the somewhat didn't make it original. I wonder if it's been said without somewhat before.

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>>36681238
1.)"hehe. You're strong. VERY STRONG. You've beaten the greatest of my minions. Never knew that this "Beta Uprising" would call me into action. Well anon, let's see you've got. SHOW ME YO MOVES BRAH."
2.) Nuked the Fuck Out Football Field
3.)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVI7S6zKiBM
4.)"Ya, ya got me anon...yes... yes... very goood...HOWEVER. You never ended the reign of Alpha Chad. You are Alpha Chad now, king of the normies and lesser Chads. I thank you brah. Thanks for giving me one last fight...

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1.) "30 YEARS ANON! I HAVE BECOME TOO POWERFUL! I'VE THE READING! NO MORE SPAGHETTI SHALL FALL OF MY POCKET ANYMORE! JOIN ME THE ASCENDANCY OR PERISH INTO THE NORMIEDOOM!"

2.) Pocket dimension inside anon's bedroom hidden below the piss jugs

3.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrWI99niJW0

4.) "EMBRACE THE WIZARDRY ANON! YOU WILL NEVER BE LIKE THEY ARE! EVEN IF YOU LOST YOUR POWERS TO SOME HOOKER, YOU WILL ALWAYS A FAILED NORMIE AT BEST! EMBRACE YOUR POWERS ANON! EMBRAC-REEEEEEEEEEEeeeee *explodes into spaghetti fireworks*"

>>36681238
>include quote after you've won

You're gay

The thing about being a good loser, is you're still a loser.

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FUCKING ROASTIES GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD GOD FUCKING DAMN REEEEE GET THE FUCK OUT REEE GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY GOD DAMN FUCKING BOARD FOR FUCK SAKE FUCKING REEE GET THE FUCK OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT REEEEEE FUCKING ROASTIE CUNT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEE

>some neckbeard actually wrote all that pretending to be a roastie

kys my man

>>36681307
Roastie detected. Too close to home, you little slut?

>>36681206
I didn't read your post but I love Gamera

>>36682034

I read your post and fuck you

>>36681206
Memes don't have much of a shelf life. In fact, I think you missed the boat when people stopped talking about Harambe. I'd try to sell them now before the meme gets too buried to matter.

And you never felt like it was a trap?

>>36681205
I wish I had kept my chad friends. I drifted away from them because I felt like it wasn't right, but now I realise they just wanted to be my friend and help me out.

>no chad friends now to go bowling with
>no chad friends now to go on wild adventures with
>no chad friends now to stand on mountain tops with and say "brah, this is pretty beautiful yeah? haha brah"

My only friends now are depressed dickheads who are in hospital and whose mothers ask me to organise their birthdays.

they think you're a school shooter and want to be safe by pretending to befriend you. I'm generalising r9k so idk you're probably a normfag anyway

>>36681183
I don't use sleeping pills. I use maxalt mlt

Benedryl at night, Vivarin in the morning. What a life

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>>36681183
I have the night shift faggot