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If you aren't autistic you shouldn't be here

im not autistic just dumb

borderline autist here


it's not half bad, I dont have to worry about my social life or fashion since I give zero fucks about it

Having a penis sucks though.
>constantly feeling inadequate because the big penis gene skipped me
Be happy that you don't have to worry about it. I would have a dick period every month and a big dick than a small dick and a constant feeling of inadequacy.

is it larping if its online? wouldn't it then be online role playing (orping)?

>>36684954
This

You'll want to die if you lose the penis lottery. It sounds ridiculous, but it's true. It'll be even worse if you have a skin condition that makes it look like you have an std even though you've never had sex in your life.

Count yourself lucky

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I truly love being ignored

>>36684773
I'll call upon your booty

>>36684849
>ignored

It really is the worst feeling ever ;_; Guys live life on easy mode, they ALWAYS have a girl to talk to since Tindr came out

>>36684747
She has standards

>>36684747
I thought she would hate me

>>36684747
Because the shy girl is not going to make any moves on you and if you're shy yourself then you're not going to do anything so then you're at a standoff, you idiot.

>>36684732
Why you lose WiFi

why do people still use that stupid fucking picture captcha when you can just use legacy captcha

>>36684859
Why is it required on every single post is what I want to know. Why not every 3 or 5?

I noticed it makes you fail the first one every single time even if you get it right

>got any tips for taking hard tests
>didn't study for AP chem

There's really nothing at all we can do to help you. Hopefully this was an elective science course otherwise you're going to be a super senior Mr """18""" ;)

>>36684739
No the ap test has no affect on my in class grade. Rather it lets me quality for college credit if I do good enough, just stressful

Fuck AP Chem, I never took any AP science courses. I guess my words of wisdom is that if you did alright in the course you should be able to get a 3 pretty easily, and that's all you need for most schools in terms of credit for exempting courses.

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dumping what I have

plz no mute

>>36684626
Bump for comfiness
This is not an original comment

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2/?
234tghdwad

>he things being fat matters
you naive child

>>36684580
>phoneposter
>shilling lil peep

leave

>>36684580
Fat girls ALSO have vaginas.

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>>36684547
Why get over it?
Embrace your inner Conquistador, anon.

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submit to your black goddesses

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>I heard white boys are real good at eating cunt anon. Wanna give this fat pussy a taste?

>There seems to be a pretty disproportionate amount of lactation lovers in Australia and NZ.
Lie. There's nobody to drink my milk here.

>>36684603
Look everyone, he posted it again!

>>36684470
This is from a degradation doujin isn't it?

when you crushed the bottle at your chest , i knew at that moment that you have no friends.

op how old are you oregnolo

You are a bit too young to be doing this to yourself. Stop while you can.
Or just...don't. You'll find your audience eventually.

>>36684400
Tinder!!

orgasmic piss

>>36684430
I don't think Tinder is the best way to find band members.

>>36684400
It's 2017. Bands are going extinct. Wait for them to do so. Then start a band when it's the history repeats itself meme. Just like beards and clean shaved faces. Once it was beards, then clean shave, then beards again. Remember me when you're famous and buy me a house and a car for this knowledge.

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>>36684315
Where the fuck is autism!?

I am bipolar. Don't know if it's i or ii, I was diagnosed like ten years ago. I am holding up kinda okay. But I kinda like triggering it sometimes. I like arguing with people online about inane shit. I put out low hanging bait and wait for someone who really cares about that thing so much they will go until the thread dies. Then I prod them endlessly. I describe in detail how I'm the thing they hate. I refuse to accept anything they say about me and I mock their powerlessness to do anything. At first I feel angry that they are challenging me. Then I feel excited and happy after I repeatedly twist them around. I alternate between lies and the truth. As they get confused and their replies take longer and longer each time I feel happier and happier. Nothing makes me feel happier than saying no to someone who is telling me what to do.

Sometimes it's detrimental to my life though. Staying up too late because I had to win a shitposting contest is a concern.

for what do you do the lists?

I ask because recently I'm thinking of doing lists of my psychological problems or bad habits that Are my main problems.

>>36684300
No im here too. Everyone knows it. Major reason why my relationships don't work or start. Girls think im too into myself

>>36684364
I'm a bit different. I'm more of a covert narcissist. I'm someone who's extremely entitled, indifferent towards the feelings of others, extremely wanting of esteem and admiration, but I'm also neurotic and shy and paranoid as shit.

>>36684461
Ahhh what an odd combo. Does anyone know? For me I have my selfie as my lock screen and I take at least 2 pictures of myself a day. I have like 700 on my phone. Girls that I love ill of course give them all the attention I can. I just happen to love myself a lot

>job ad
>5 years experience
>Bachelors minimum
>3 references
>70 hour weeks
>must be available to work overtime / weekends / holidays
>Pay: 10$ an hour

>>36684267
>B-but the free market will fix everything!

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>job ad
>picking vegetables
>3 references required

It's not fair. Mexicans get a free pass on this shit.