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I spend most most of my waking hours thinking about how much I want to kill everyone that was brainwashed into thinking such barbarity is okay and here you are making a depressing ironic post about it
hahaha really makes me chuckle

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>>36685407
>Anon just reminded me im circumcised
Why can't you just leave me alone?

>6'
>Skinny
>7"
>Filthy uncircumcised
>Own place
>Long term gf
>White
>Job
>Good head of hair

I sometimes wonder what I'm doing here anymore

I don't mean to take advanteage of her, but being honest with myself, this can be a way to approach her I mean... HELP ME GUYS PLS DON'T LET ME DIE !

>>36685996
Use it as an excuse to get closer to her. She probably wouldn't have touched you with a 10 foot pole, but you can now be her shoulder to cry on. She'll see you're there for her and maybe give you a chance. Either that or she's gonna use you as an emotional tampon and keep riding Chad's cock.

>>36685389

DONT ARCHIVE ME FAGGOTS !!

>>36686413

That's my plan, but I'm scared of being there for her and then getting dumped for Chad, I must do it correctly !

>>36685382

SPLLLUUUUUUUURRRRRRRTTTTTTTT

>>36685382
Seeing this made me feel better about my own acne, thanks op.

>>36685658
>tfw i constantly feel better about myself browsing r9k and seeing the ugly motherfuckers posted here and/or manlets/dicklets complaining about how much they hate life

Fetus here. AMA

>>36685346
Is this a natural thing or are you doing anything in particular to reverse the process?

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>used to be 66
>now 24
Fucking hell, just when I was starting to enjoy my retirement. Mental time travel was a mistake.

I haven't done anything today so far, will probably not change that anytime soon
currently listening to eurobeats
posting on 4chan to be honest

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>Went to work and my coworker walked out for about two hours and then got "punished" with getting four days off
>Listening to ayokay's Awake https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHJUwyrGZjY
>Trying to drink the pain of existence away
How about you, OP?
>Also obsessing over the fact that one of my few remaining friendships is most likely over

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I've been playing Xenoblade Chronicles over the weekend for the first time i've already been spoiled to major plot points, so its more of a "journey over destination" thing How was your weekend, OP?

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I really like your threads online college madoposter anon.

>>36685310
Am I becoming recognizable? I only post threads like this when I get scared like this I don't think I've done it in a little while

Are you being sarcastic? I'm sorry I don't know

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>>36685355
>Am I becoming recognizable?
Probably not, I just have a thing for stalking certain anons with recognizable posting patterns and giving them identities. No, I'm not being sarcastic, your threads are very cute.

I'd like to do something close to it...yet here I am using 4chan

>>36685273
same here, I think about it constantly but never pull the trigger, It takes a lot of nuts, I'll probably just keep shitposting forever.

>>36685302
Until the site dies or it becomes the next newgrounds

Which may have already happened

By wasting so much time on herw I'm not doing anything towards the attainment of my degree

>>36685179
not very often
mostly it's just standard gayshit
I want to go back in time and live my life instead of wasting it on imageboards

>>36685179
>shaves pubes but doesn't bother to shave around ass crack
The fuck?

>>36685179
>How often do you watch sissy hypno?
Never?

I don't want 3d porn, what the hell is wrong with you? That shit is disgusting
I read gay / trap doujins maybe every other day though

>>36685178
And you're the virgin downstairs listening to them, when was the last time you went balls deep in some pussy OP? Don't lie.

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>>36685178
>op is whacking off
>decide to go help him

>>36685178
>Implying you'd last longer

nope.
dumb the links`

yes OP

how do you find what you want with so much tabs open? do you click one by one until you find what you want?

>>36685174
What the fuck
Whu would you even have this many tabs open?

>>36685070
He's a rapper with drug issues, what do you expect my man? Other guys like Future and NAV talk about making money and fucking bitches but also talk about overdosing on whatever they're taking/ feeling better after taking whatever

>>36685070
I think it's widely considered a turn up song and ppl do the fake depressed thing tongue in cheek. The song does suck though

>Lil Uzi Vert - XO TOUR Llif3 (Produced By TM88)

what

yes
i bought 3.5 grams today

need to save it cuz i'm talking to a qt3.14 virgin who's never smoked weed

>>36685063
always have to smoke alone because only friend i have hates weed and hates that i do it

>>36685182
been there
protip: separate a shareable amount out now and stash it somewhere other than where you keep your current weed

you'll burn through your own stash at whatever rate you do, and then when you're down to the weed you'd saved you'll either bite the bullet and smoke with the girl, or you'll know by then she's not interested/whatever and have a surprise bit of extra weed stored up.

it's a good incentive for you to make some kind of a move anyway

i was expecting this to be a braaap thread

>>36685013
Obviously because betas like you give therm power. If you don't treat them like they're special then they won't think they are special.

>>36685095
I treat everyone with respect.

Put out 50 last month

I feel like I'm fucked

>>36685012
I went through my closet today and set aside 10 shirts that I dont want anymore to be donated to goodwill.

My closet has less junk in it now and I can help out poorfags

>>36685012
>in 20s
>no job experience
>no volunteer experience
>no highschool diploma
>send out resumes to literally everywhere I can find in a 30 mile radius (live near a city) online
>nothing, for months, can't even get a single interview
>fucking mexicans taking shit jobs
>too autistic to walk in and ask for managers and shit
>no money to treat my autism

wow great waste of time trying to become a normie

>>36685008
>diet Dr pepper
Nigga what's even the use at this point

>>36685218
I already know what I'm eating is terrible so the diet soda makes me feel just a tiny bit better of what I'm eating.

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That's not even that much food. You'll probably lose weight at this point.