Hello guys. Something horrible has happened to me today. To clear it up, I am a female fan, and not a gay male nor a trap. I'm sorry if that offends anyone.
>discover TheReportOfTheWeek's channel
>get charmed by food reviews and podcasts revealing his osum personality
>develop a crush, becoming vulnerable
>listen to hours long podcasts, watch every food review that comes out
>defend him on his Youtube channel and subreddit, taking downvotes and BS
>make videos, one of which took days to make
>make a shitty fan art drawing for him and write him listener letters
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> get blocked on subreddit, Twitter, and Youtube channel because "your harassment and threatening messages (across multiple sites) are not tolerated here."
>tweet him from other Twitter account saying that you haven't done anything and it's crappy to get crapped on for whatever assumption he's made as to who you are or what you did
>get blocked on that account too...
I've browsed 4chan before and seen multiple posts about him that keep showing up here among other places.
Has anyone ever been banned, berated or told off by favorite food reviewer for seemingly no reason? Is this a common occurrence? If it's not, why me? Why has he flown off on the handle on me, a real, loyal fan?
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probably because you were being fucking creepy, which is quite the accomplishment if you're female
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Maybe you shouldn't have harassed and threatened people, you fucking psychopath.
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>>make videos, one of which took days to make
post vids
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Why do I keep rejecting girls?
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>>36686174
Because you don't think you're good enough for them
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>>36686174
Because you unconciencly see they are hoes and filter them out.
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Maybe your scared of attachment. Or betrayal. Or youre scared of your lack of impressive qualities, which is an internal fabrication by the way
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>42 new matches on tinder since last night
>can't be bothered to even look at their profiles
>still hoping for a reply from the girl I sexed last week
/chad/ general I guess
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I had a long term gf who I loved alot and the girl I loved even more who I cheated with end it with me in the same week. I am ready to blow my brains out because it was my super high depression that I suffer from that I am sure drew them away.
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If you're a chad you shouldn't be here.
fuck off
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sage
stop pretending your life sucks you can never fucking know what this feels like
there are feels you cannot even begin to fathom, chad cunt
>tfw something is fundamentally wrong with your brain and you're not sure exactly what it is
everytime I think I know what illness condition I think I have be it autism/ aspergers/ depression etcetc I realize it's probably not it
I just feel completely uncomfortable with life on a basal level. As if I'm on some wavelength that doesn't sync with the state of the universe. I can't relate to others or seem to think like them yet I understand social cues etc
what the god damn is wrong with me
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>>36685994
I feel the same way anon, I've had 3 seperate doctors tell me that I'm severely depressed, autistic, or schizophrenic. I'm not really sure what to believe anymore, but I know I'm not autistic or crazy. Just lonely.
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We both like BalloonShop so it could be aspergers
I'm so sorry
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>>36686049
I seem to have a lot of the symptoms but I can read facial expressions fine and body language
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>chad doesn't want anything to do with you
>robots only want blonde, bit tits, slim waist stacys
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I want literally any girl at this point.
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I just want a girl with decent feet tbqh
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>>36685959
>can't be fembot with a penis
>nobody wants you because you're an ugly tranny
>guy tries to kill himself
>normalfags grab onto him and tie him up
Why the fuck is this allowed?
Just let him die you assholes. You're pretending to care. You won't be there to hug him six months from now.
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>>36685890
And I bet they're the same people who would bully him and call him pathetic and tell him to "kill himself" anyway. Normies really do exist just to make us suffer with no way out.
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When I jump off the GWB I'm going to make sure no one is near me and try to not hesitate.
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>>36685890
you retards will find any way to hate normies. do you expect them to just watch him die?
>tfw realize you could buy slaves back in time and fuck the shit outta them
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>>36685837
A past relative of mine did that. Blew his inheritance on a bunch of slave wives and created a huge family with them.
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You still can in some countries
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Just imagine being some Roman soldier retiring from the army and setting up a farming estate on conquered land with your conquered slaves. Imagine only taking female slaves and making babies with your slaves and selling off your sons. Imagine having a mother daughter fuck slave ranch.
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Manlets of /r9k/, why don't you just lower your standards?
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>>36685808
>"fat ass, large boobs"
I literally don't want either of these.
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>>36685832
Well now, the world doesn't revolve around what your standards are, now do they?
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>Want her to not be fat, and not a slut. Literally anything else is fine.
Apparently those standards are too high.
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Oh fuck reactivated tinder and got an instant have what say
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>>36685771
Fuck autocorrect got an instamatch
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>>36685771
gl
also what pics do you use and how did you get them?
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>2017
>tinder
newfag
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why does my doodle have lips?
*pic is not actually my doodle but it looks very similar*
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>>36685760
Circumcision makes your peehole tighten up.
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>>36685799
Unlike him, I'm uncut.
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>>36685760
mine looks like that too
INTJ
/mbti/ - Personality Thread 2017-05-01 04:35:54 Post No.36685711
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April 30th-31st
What is MBTI:
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myers%E2%80%93Briggs_Type_Indicator
In-depth look at theory and types:
>http://mbti-notes.tumblr.com/basics
>http://mbti-notes.tumblr.com/theory
Tests:
MBTI
>https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
>http://similarminds.com/jung.html
Big Five (Openness, Conscientiousness, Extroversion, Agreeableness, and Neuroticism)
>http://similarminds.com/bigfive.html
>https://www.outofservice.com/bigfive/
Enneagram (Nine interconnected personality types)
http://similarminds.com/test.html
>http://www.9types.com/rheti/index.php
SLOAN (Social or Reserved, Limbic or Calm, Organized or Unstructured, Accommodating or Egocentric, Non-curious or Inquisitive)
>http://similarminds.com/bigfive.html
Specific advice doc (working on this, contributions very welcome): https://docs.google.com/document/d/1v0qxanTMPVY8_aPqyTd-pgU_E65wgNC-LcbSMr4NgGA/edit?usp=sharing
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Are you going to defend your honour INTJs?
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>>36685742
It's a female, so no.
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>>36685780
Are you INTJ-A? You seem like an assertive type to me. Maybe your grievances with the other INTJs from the last bread stemmed from them being turbulents
How long could this woman stay on a street corner in a busy urban area dressed like this before getting impregnated?
I give it 2 minutes, tops.
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Indefinitely because society will come together to protect her
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>>36685677
I dunno man, this is the type of bitch people would cut off heads to fuck. That includes white knights. I think there'd be all-out war wherever she stood.
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>>36685677
Then how do barsluts get raped?
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>just got flipped off by random redneck while nightwalking
Can we get a /nonwhite/ robot thread?
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>>36685659
If you didn't want to get flipped off, you shouldn't have been stealing or raping or whatever you were doing out at night.
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>>36685703
thanks for approving my thread
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>tfw when your people get kicked out of every country they go to and always get accused of killing babies and drinking their blood on passover
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>want to start new playthrough of rpg
>post image of all the classes and ask robots to pick my party
>thread 404s with zero replies
I just wanted to have an adventure with /r9k/
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why didn't you post a picture of anime version of your classes,, also what rpg?
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>>36685682
They're already the anime versions
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>>36685649
Sometimes you have to reply to your own thread.
Btw, totally not OP here.....
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What's the most efficient way to open your veins? Would a hunting knife work better than, say, a box cutter? Also, what effect would being in the ocean have on the bleeding?
Assume a weak and scared person with a very low pain tolerance.
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I showed you my thicc answer me
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>>36685505
just jump off a huge building, at least it would be fun for a minute
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Shaving razor blades and a hot bathtub