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I was friends with someone from here for a while and they ended up being a jerk

>>36687119
This story is pretty common here

>>36687119
Why were they a jerk?

white trash should be fucking killed. Jesus Christ.

>claim to be school shooter
>yanderes online start wanting your dick and saying you did nothing wrong
I guess girls really do like bad guys huh?

>>36687148
Women are attracted to fame.

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>>36687002
>when nobody replies to your silly thread
>zozzle XddddD
>tfwwwwww

>>36687002
What the fuck anon? The 31 year old man is clearly at fault here

>>36687121
to be honest, I stopped reading pretty quickly.

>helicopter ride
I don't browse pol and am not familiar with their memes, anyone wanna explain this?

>>36686993
Well.
What does it sound like?

>>36686993
Just google it for fucks sake.

>refers to extrajudicial killings in which victims are executed and thrown out of a helicopter into the sea

woops forgot link
http://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=9

pls rebspond 3 ppl is not enuf

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pls join for fun

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>sample

This can't be happening.

>>36686999
trips.. Also me too. This is gay.

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>>36686896
>Have you ever seen anything /r9k/ related in public?

What the hell is that OP?

Ed Fornicles is a PLAGIARIST

>>36687070

one of those art exhibits where every student in an art class from all over a country has to submit an art work to be sold for charity (the artist doesn't get money, but they get recognition). Not every student in an art class wants to become an artist so lots of people are too creative about it.

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> awesome
Now you can get the fuck out Norman

>>36686895
I'm happy for you but also depressed because I know I'll never experience that

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I'm a wizard. there's no going back once you're a wizard.

go ask /soc/ you dumb normalfaggot

Love is love. It cant be stoped. Let yourself love her. Its what makes us human. Go be human and love her anon. I beleive in you.

>>36686951
That's kind of you, thank you.

>>36686902
>normalfaggot
I assure you, I've suffered greatly in this life.

>>36686860

>Yeah, but not a "big man in the sky" type of God, but something much more grand and mysterious that we possibly could never understand. You get what I'm saying?

>>36686860
Pretty much.
Orginoli

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>>36686900

I'd probably say something like that too.

Or maybe just ask, "What IS God, really?"

>>36686802
doing... what? taking a selfie of her ass in the mirror? probably say oh shit sorry while walking out and shutting the door.

>>36686802
I hear normies will sometimes date a girl to get with her friends. Maybe I can hit on this girl to get with my sister.

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>>36686802
I don't have a sister, this scenario is completely ridiculous!

>>36686752
>TL;DR
Go back to rebbit

>>36686770
I didn't come from reddit, I was hoping for some sort of support.

>>36686752
Idk if I'd call that butthurt. That's regular hurt from being betrayed

Why are there women in the group you posted

I only want my dog to live as long as me. I don't need friends.

>>36686759
Because japs can only make games where you collect a harem, otherwise people wouldn't buy that shit game. Waifus sell.

Take lessons from /fit/ and diet while lifting.

>Used to be a fat piece of shit in high school
>loner Asian that rarely talks to new people
>new people never look at me or start conversations with me
>start p90x meme lose 30 pounds
>pick up lifting from /fit/
>feel good starting to look human lmao

>freshmen year look reasonable
>insecurity and autism from never being social
>be friends with hallmates and force myself to socialize
>read meme self help books and pua shit
>no luck with girls

>junior in good shape due to lifting
>random girls smile at me
>people are friendly
>thrive in social situations
>people say I'm handsome and say there was no way I used to be fat or awkward
>finally get a gf lol

>now
>nail interviews for good jobs
>girls are easy mode
>learned how shallow people are
>learned that people treat ugly people like shit
>living like a cyborg with all this pent up feels

>>36686644
I'm still an introvert so no I haven't magically got gf, but I get a lot more respect from family, coworkers etc.

>>36686889
I know a sysadmin dad who did p90x and he went from dadbod to movie star and that is absolutely amazing. Seriously considering dropping $$$ on the stuff and going hard.
Until now all I did was diet and run and I really want to gain mass in the right places.

>>36687003
Anon I just told you it's a meme LOL

The only reason I lost weight was because I started to pay attention to what I ate. I used to be fat because I ate tons of carbs and ate a ton.

Just read the sticky on /fit/

Calculate your tdee
Add 500cal more to get bigger
Subtract 500cal to lose weight

Start out with starting strength and read how to properly lift free weights so that you don't injure yourself.

Good luck Anon! Stick with it and you can change yourself.

>>36686616
How tall are you? If you have great height and you lose weight and get hair then you might be Chad material

>>36686616
someone should do bait threads where its some ugly fuck with the words you wrote, and then after everyone denigrates them, they surprise everyone by posting photos of his transformation into chad-dom.
this would of course take finding some ugly fuck who posted online and then later became a chad via lifting and what not.
but i think that would be some good bait.

>>36686685
>How tall are you?
no