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>>36687420
Women in the 50s brought about modern feminism and the sexual revolution. Please use your brain.

Have you ever considered that what you learned about history in high school might have been at least slight simplification and/or exaggeration? Or do you continue to just assume things?

>>36687482

He wouldn't have gotten that impression from a text book. It's like if you looked at a Norman Rockwell painting and assumed that's how it all was.

It's a big general meme in America though, that the 50s were this golden age of utter perfection.

>>36687358
Don't make me like myself anon

>>36687358
you're making the assumption that I give a shit about muh genes.

There's literally billions of organisms that failed to reproduce. Their slightly-randomized genes didn't get mixed with other slightly-randomized genes to make different slightly-randomized genes. Wooo. Big fucking deal.

>unbroken chain
This is disengenous. As unbroken as it may be, it's convuluted beyond all literal understanding. I don't feel bad ending a chain that is knotted to all fuck.

To spread false hope that they will get a bigger dick if they jelq. But they will never have a bigger dick because they lost the genetic lottery.

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>>36687356
Did you draw that? It looks like Yoshidas art, you are a good artist

Some of them are sadistic sociopaths who want other guys to break their dicks because that would amuse them.

Didn't want to have to make a thread because of this but you guys won't stop. Let me reply.

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Get a job or get a hobby

Your not accomplishing anything by replying to yourself

That's a relief for me. I usually have nothing to say when someone replies to my posts

Be honest but not damning. If you are a virgin tell her. Tell her why you are going to her for sex. If she's professional she will understand. If not you're not missing out on much and should choose another.

she's trying to gauge if you're a creepy serial killer or not, just give her normie answers and then prepare your tools.

>>36687308
Tell her that if she doesn't open her legs, you won't pay money
This isn't some therapy session you fucking beta. It's like going to McDonalds, you give her money and she give you a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

>>36687299
dw anon only normies care about how many people wished you happy bday. It's a normie pact thing.. 'if I write happy bday he/she will also write on my page when the time comes'. Hope you have a nice day, happy birthday

>>36687299
Happy Birthday OP, have a good rest of the night.

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>>36687403
>>36687537
OP here
>tfw that's the nicest things anyone said to me
>tfw 4chan treats me better than normies
I don't deserves you guys

>>36687278
it's a lot closer to 98% why would you ever round that number down?

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the average normie thinks that 80% of men are neet virgins and only the alpha males are out getting all the pussy

and most men will die virgins

BUT ITS NOT TRUE LOL

HOW CAN THEY EVEN COMPETE

>>36687307
ur right.

>it's another episode of anon thinks having sex once and losing your virginity means you are fucking regularly
why do you constantly post this? are you tired of spamming bbc and manlet threads or something?

>implying i'd let that disgusting shit anywhere near my body

>women
>capable of feeling anything beyond happy or sad

kek

>>36687253
Why would I? What reason is there to be? It's a fun, pleasurable activity.

I'm 5'8 and balding. i guess my life is a nightmare scenario with no redeeming qualities.

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I would mind being bald, I could pull that Trevor look even better

>>36687289
wouldnt*

oregano

I guess I made another stupid thread

I'm having a panic attack when I should be resting. I try to tell myself my lifestyle is going great or that I know what I can do next to enjoy life but in reality I won't be able to do so because of my broken ideas and constant death focused thoughts. Meanwhile I'm stuck between being a wagie and a NEET because I only work two days a week but the anxiety eats me up during the other five so I feel like quitting but if I did that I wouldn't be able to finance my NEET addictions. I keep myself from following my personal projects for no reason but laziness and lack of motivation, both being clear signs of depression, something I have tried to use professional help with before but all they do is try to keep me from seeing what I already saw.

I mostly just browse 4chan, play vidya and watch animes/youtube since they are effortless activities that allow me to procrastinate heavily without entering a vegetative state but recently I've been getting less and less joy out of these things so I'm getting even more bored. It doesn't help that I recently extracted two wisdom teeth and the stitches are bothering me but I can't remove them for another week, which is making me extremely anxious.

Tomorrow I am expected to master a D&D game even though I really don't want to get out of bed... But it can't be helped.

So no, I don't deceive myself, although I would really like to

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>What is the reality of your situation?
My face is not between those cheeks

>>36687158
you know wives actually provide benefits to their man that make the man want to stay married, right? some exec lady isn't going to want to come home to a lazy manchild

If you were into my hobbies and sucked my dick/smoked weed with me I would do it but you just sound like a very boring manchild.

>>36687327
I can cook and do chores.

They like everything that isn't explicitly against the teaching of the bible.

As a christian I feel fascinated by space

>>36687113
They wont go mental and try to blow themselves up like muslims so who cares?

I'ld rub them for you and make them feel better 2bh

>>36687129
That would actually be really painful for me

>tfw you fell for the meme and now have a qt bf and husband once you move to a new place

Are you trying to ask me to fuck you because I don't think Jesus would be okay with that

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>>36687273
I wasn't, but why not? What don't you like about me, Anon?!

>>36687335
Where are you from? Are you obese?

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>>36687078
The school I went to for that half year had girls that actually wanted me for once, yet I fucked EVERYTHING up EVERY time why am I like this

>9th grade again
>very attractive 9/10 grill talks to me and a friend I was with
>assumed she knew him
>she didn't
>we eventually become friends
>exchange numbers
>text a lot, talk a lot in school
>I was playing it cool, she always texted me first
>mentions that
>feelsgoodman I'm not being clingy
>time goes on, she shows interest
>leans her head on my shoulder
>fakes being scared
Autistic part
>play minecraft after school with a group of people
>she fakes being scared of slenderm---Enderman
>holds me tight
>feels good
>went away on a school trip (different classes, w/e)
>I tell her at one point to fuck off (both knew it was a joke)
>"is it weird that I'm attracted to someone who cusses at me?" is the next text
>who dat?
>???
>nobody
>slowly loses interest because I don't make a move

Cuts contact after a month :)

Only fell in love once, a stupidly hopeless situation. I'm a spic and she was bulgarian

>she bothered me for weeks before I considered her a friend
>I was anti-social and didn't trust her
>we became friends and she introduces me to her normie crew
>my nerd crew and her normie crew mix and shit is nice
>she pretty much cures my social anxiety and I can talk to anyone easily
>she starts getting touchy, leaning on me and doing all this extra shit
>I let her (big mistake)
>friendship continues to the point where we stay up all night talking constantly and shit
>one day wake up and realize that I like her
>would fucking kill to see her smile and laugh, it became my goal everyday to make sure that happened
>man up and confess
>she looks sad, fuck.
>she says no in the nicest way possible
>we continue being friends but it was awkward
>we drift apart

I wish she said no in a mean way and dropped me entirely.

>>36687162
I also had a LDR once.
>10th grade
>meet her cause...I admined a facebook page
>we talk for a few months
>get in a "relationship"
>we talk a lot, roleplay a little
>2 months go by
>she doesn't ever call, gives a weird reason why
>I was mostly bored and had nothing better to do
>thought I was being catfished but not sure
>she eventually says something of the lines "we can't do this anymore" and stops messaging me

She wasn't a catfish, as her facebook goes back to 2012 and it's still got new profile pictures and tons of responsive friends
Plus, not sure the point in catfishing a 15/16 year old.
Was a weird time in my life, as I had just moved