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Man that is interesting.

>>36688981
you dont even need a wife or gf anymore for domestic abuse, science is wonderful.

>>36688981
Boy, I guess anon won't be here tomorrow, nigga gonna get into the mad house.

Buh-bye~

>>36688936
>he was robbed of his penis skin

ahahahahahaha

>>36688936
>If you jack off with a dry hand you should kill yourself.
I still have my foreskin so doing so is not a problem

>>36688936
>not having a foreskin

lol

>>36688853
Heh heh. Just try to kick me out roasties.
*pulls out ar15*

>>36688853
>back when i was 14
>playing some game locally on split screen
>friend says "lets invite girlxy"
>girl asks who was there
>they tell her
>she says "uh, no i dont think i will come"
>he texts her minutes later: "anon went home"
>im still there
>shes at the place five minutes later
o-ok

>>36688885
did you call out her bullshit anon

>>36688797
I seriously wonder if there's life after red pill, after shaking myself awake to how women really are, its kinda hard to revert back to the nice thoughts I had of them before, now I gauge how much of a stupid female she is by teh shit she talks and posts about. kinda makes wanting a relationship alittle difficult because I will never find a "woke" chick.

>>36688852
You have to pass that wall of still wanting a gf.
It's difficult, but once you do it's liberating as all fuck.
You can just focus on what you want to do without worrying what women think of you etc.

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Oh god. Bunch of fucking whiners. "Uhhh, grils get treated better than me, waaaahhh." So fucking what. God, this is a fucking joke.
this is so fucking stupid.
I'm not surprised with women going off on tangents about women's rights and all that, women are fucking annoying like that. But men doing it too? that's pathetic. that's embarrassing. men are becoming faggots and wussies now and it's pathetic.

and i'm probably going to get a 'you' from this post because some butthurt guy is going to start whining about how he gets treated unfairly

>look up all the people who were assholes to me when I was younger
>they're all successful and are in relationships
world war 3 cannot happen soon enough

>>36688758
>look up all the people who were assholes to me when I was younger
>they are now being niggers having kids everywhere and knocked up the asshole girls and the asshole girls are now being single bitter moms that beat their kids.
Sounds about right.

>look up all the people who were assholes to me when I was younger
>they're still my family
>I'm still living at home at age 25
Fuck.

MtF tranny here

Riley dennis is just a delusional man

>>36688751

Nigga refuses to take estrogen. Into the trash it goes.

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never did anything other than grow hair out and wear mascara. he literally targets lesbians (not bi girls or trans gilr but only lesbians) to guilt trip into sex. it's pretty rapey

I have absolutely zero respect for anyone who has or wants kids and I earnestly hope their children die before them.

Why would I bring someone to this screwed-up world just to be forced to wageslave and put up with corruption, lies, and fraud until they get sick and die, and that's if their LUCKY?

I'll spare them, thanks.

>>36688744
because i don't want to share my gf's love with anyone else
also it involves a lot of commitment which i lack and neither do i wish i had
i prefer to spend money on me and her only
also what >>36688795 said

>>36688737
5inch dicklet and I'd bludgeon my own kitten to get an extra inch

>>36688737
is that your dick OP? oooh... yea i can see why you worry.

>>36688737
>tfw 7 inch dicklet

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This is the pinnacle of female body types

busty slim

if you like any other type you're a raging homosexual

>>36688743
get out of here you confused faggot

>>36688725
Of course, it always was. I don't know if there was an influx of normies or if everyone was just going through a phase, but the discord shit was getting really annoying.

I've never been in a relationship so I don't know if it's overrated or not

>>36688750
This. Although most scenarios that I run through my head end in failure and loneliness.

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>>36688620
In high school there were these two ghetto sluts who would make fun of me, call me gay, smack my ass and tell me to show them my dick.

On a completely unrelated note, I have a femdom fetish now.

>>36688620
No, that's retarded. How the fuck do you let women bully you?

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>>36688620
My cousin beat me up a lot when we were kids, we'd also play games where she'd strip naked and stretch on her bed while I was forced to watch. We're 19 now and she still does the playful punches and pokes and the like.

Except now it turns me on.

>>36688512
>>she left me
haha

>>36688522
Not funny man

>>36688585
Actually, it kinda is.

hehe

>>36688508
idk sounds like you made your bed

>How did I even end up here

>bored
>sad
>don't have anyone to talk to
>want attention
>make up dumb meme story for (You)s

We've all been there

>>36688508
Time to join them, and fuck Marcus in the ass. It's the only way to regain your manhood.

i'm a punk rock prom queen

>>36688466
what song is this? originally of course though.

>>36688527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu6zZkIj08o

Don't be sad anon, plenty of people here kill themselves because they can't bleed through their genitals

Jesus fucking Christ OP. How Much blood are we talking here?

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>>36688447
>THE TIP OF MY PENIS IS BLEEDING
Looks like we're going to have to remove it to prevent any further damage.