[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 598. page

This is a red board which means that it's strictly for adults (Not Safe For Work content only). If you see any illegal content, please report it.

File: 1503442811470.png (289KB, 540x438px) Image search: [Google]
1503442811470.png
289KB, 540x438px
This is it guys.
Tomorrow I will finally start my assigment for university to write a 10 page long article for my philosophy class. I've got about a month left and I don't even have any idea what I'm should write about nor which author to pick for references etc.

It gets even worse: I have to use the library and I don't think I can lend any books so I will have to sit there and work.
I never spend any more time than necessary and always went home after a lecture so the thought kinda frightens me.

I just want to stay at home and masturbate. Why is life so hard?

At least there is a chance to find a qt girl but I don't think that's going to happen.
14 posts and 6 images submitted.
>>
So what authors have you been studying so far?
>>
>>39343377
A month for 10 pages if very doable. I was given a 15 page paper with 2.5 weeks to do it and that was possible, so I'm sure you have it in you to complete this. Remember, the hardest part will be gather information and collating it; after that, it should all be gravy.
>>
>>39343377
Nigga just say its not a country that Unites people its a language

He'll give you a big fucking A and suck your dick

File: 1501555895487.png (339KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]
1501555895487.png
339KB, 640x480px
>play porn game
>cum
>have to wait until tomorrow to fap again so it feels good and I don't waste the scenes
>but the game was fun and I want to keep playing it
7 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
You do know you can cum more than once a day right?
>>
>>39343411
yes but it doesn't feel as good if you've been doing it for a while
>>
What's the game name?

File: AUSTRIAN-DAREDEVIL.jpg (23KB, 408x245px) Image search: [Google]
AUSTRIAN-DAREDEVIL.jpg
23KB, 408x245px
>the earth is fla...
12 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>39343216
You can clearly see it's edge on that photo.
>>
>curvature is the same at ground level
Nice fish eye lens sphere cuck
>>
>>39343216
stop making your fucking stormfag threads here
this isn't /pol/

File: tumblr_nckugrTRna1tw024io1_500.gif (983KB, 475x267px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_nckugrTRna1tw024io1_500.gif
983KB, 475x267px
Sex and relationships are for other people, not for me. THEY'RE NOT FOR ME. I am not a full human. I am lower than everyone else and should accept my place at the bottom. These privileges are for REAL HUMANS only
18 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
I very often feel the same way

I feel like a passive observer of life, I forget I exist as more than a floating consciousness sometimes
>>
Being different is not the same as being worse.
Please consider therapy.
>>
>>39343548
While technically true, since I desire sex and relationships I can't help but feel shitty for being unable to attain them. Therapy can't fix that.

File: NietzscheGun.jpg (25KB, 524x400px) Image search: [Google]
NietzscheGun.jpg
25KB, 524x400px
Anyone feel disillusioned with the world and just want to give up?
16 posts and 4 images submitted.
>>
I'm 33 soon and I've worked hard all my life. Spent the last 10 years in university and working part-time, saving money while living at my psycho parents in a shit ghetto.

Thought I did the right thing. Thought working hard and living resourceful would lead me somewhere. To have a stable job with good outlook, to go places, maybe even find a girlfriend someday.

But no... all these years were wasted. All these certificates from universities and recommendation letters from companies I collected are just worthless fucking paper. Literally just ink on a piece of paper tissue. Even with all this trash I can't find a simple 8 hour job that will manage to keep me alive.

I should have just joined the work force and saved. I should have traveled and get different views on the world. I should have left my comfort zone, take risks and see where the path leads me. Because ultimately it couldn't have gone much worse than it is now, right?
>>
Yes constantly.
I'm successful for a 24 year old in that I'm firmly embedded in my chosen career and am in my way to make good money. I've lived on my own since I was 20, and I have a girlfriend.

But it's not enough. The reality that I'm staring down the barrel of 60 more years of this shit makes me want to end it now.

Everything is so boring. So shallow. I feel hollow. Like I'm not real. I've never felt real. I don't think I've been felt a genuine emotion in years.
>>
I've been surrounded by facebook-tier people who all have the same romantic view of "life" for a while and I feel like I'm going to crack at some point

File: 9YN87e1.jpg (736KB, 2048x2048px) Image search: [Google]
9YN87e1.jpg
736KB, 2048x2048px
Why doesn't your mom have a body like this?
19 posts and 7 images submitted.
>>
Because her boobs aren't uneven.
>>
>>39343082
She does, it's why I have to stop her having affairs and threaten people's family's and children to stop talking to her.
>>
File: 5191474.png (466KB, 500x1000px) Image search: [Google]
5191474.png
466KB, 500x1000px
My mommy has a body like this

File: my husband.png (706KB, 800x751px) Image search: [Google]
my husband.png
706KB, 800x751px
i love cvolton so much
14 posts and 11 images submitted.
>>
File: Untitled paint 5.png (264KB, 775x642px) Image search: [Google]
Untitled paint 5.png
264KB, 775x642px
this is me asking cvolton to marry me but i don't think he really wanted to.
>>
File: Untitled paint 7.png (216KB, 922x570px) Image search: [Google]
Untitled paint 7.png
216KB, 922x570px
this is me taking cvolton on a date and i hope he loves me teehee!
>>
File: IMG_20170823_224414.jpg (133KB, 960x799px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20170823_224414.jpg
133KB, 960x799px
>>39343086
>>39343070
>>39343043
this is really not ok

File: IMG_1615.jpg (511KB, 1242x1982px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_1615.jpg
511KB, 1242x1982px
women cant be robots?im here to prove you wrong
>black
>didn't learn how to speak until she was 21
>diagnosed with autism
https://youtu.be/18c_oZ_3slg
7 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>39343023
Can get a bf instantly
Please just stop dude really
We're really sick of it
>>
having autism =/= being a robot
>>
>>39343023
>22k views
>army of orbiters
>robot

File: ichbinausschland.jpg (68KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
ichbinausschland.jpg
68KB, 1280x720px
Attention robots. This is a new approach to our purpose in life made by a german robot. As many of you know we are not chosen to pursue trivial pleasures in life that are pursued by the majority of people. As we are faced with general disapproval of ourselves there are two ways to go: Stay in the world as it is generally seen by majority of people and ultimately turning depressive or submissive as we cant compete in that world or abolish the world in our minds as we know it and pursue new things. I am talking about values here. And those values are not physical like money and other things that every stacy wants out of every chad. These values can be of the kind of intellectual knowledge, skill, art, generally things that make you feel superior and satisfied with yourself within your own system of value. Do things for yourself and not for the majority. Start with a daily walk, a daily meditation session, read philosophers (not a normie book), teach yourself to compose music, do whatever lies in your sphere of interest. If you read this advise and say that being a neet and playing vidya all day makes you feel good you never felt the satisfaction of the things named above. What should make us robots more to a human than any other group of society is the strive for intellectual and mental health. No matter how bad your current situation is, you can start now to find a new purpose in life. The first step is to define your own values. I started to just live and work for myself when I realized that no one would ever take the time to value my work high as I was a failed person in their eyes, within their system of value. I am ready to answer any question on how I exactly came to the satisfying life I live today and to share my works with you in the best possible way.

- Gernam the German
6 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
big guy right here
>>
Yep pretty much. Normies are originally scum.
>>
music creation as a casual hobby has helped me get through a lot this decade. i just make things for myself and it's always a therapeutic experience

File: guy-with-all-the-girls.jpg (49KB, 690x457px) Image search: [Google]
guy-with-all-the-girls.jpg
49KB, 690x457px
Why do you guys think the friendzone is bad? Sure, it may be a blow to your ego at first, but there is so much to be gained from a platonic friendship with a woman. You can leverage the friendzone in numerous ways from getting deeper insight on the female mind to access to other women via their social circle.

There may be some pain at first, but I've made this shit work out in interesting ways. Hell, I even wound up fucking a couple of girls who originally friendzoned me for quite a long time.

Do not slam the door on platonic friendships with women as it will open so many others down the road.
14 posts and 4 images submitted.
>>
>>39342749
It's a free lunch for a woman.
They get to use you as an emotional tampon and you have the choice of telling her to whine about her abortion of a relationship with Chad to someone else or sitting there like a simp uhmming and ahhing.
If women want to talk about cool shit like history, politics and philosophy, great, I'll befriend those women.
Normie roasties can fuck off.
>>
File: 1487876270971.jpg (46KB, 394x370px) Image search: [Google]
1487876270971.jpg
46KB, 394x370px
>>39342749
Master-crafted bait, I'll bite.
Guess what hurts and then opens you new perspectives after a while too? Getting over that woman and looking forwards, having made a new experience and having learned something.
There's no way I'll watch the woman I desired and loved making out with any other guy. I can't imagine something more shameful, something that could hurt my pride as a man more.
>>
>>39342749
Funny thing is you don't really get much out of "friendships" with women as an average man nowadays. They will just use you as an emotional tampon, and most won't even introduce you to their friends because they want you to be their exclusive orbiter, since she already knows you are thirsting heavily for female validation, she wants to take advantage of this and make it so you stay just as sex starved and frustrated as you were before she met you, probably even worse now.

And at the end of the day, if you express even the slightest bit of anger at being used in such a malicious way, she'll flip that on you and talk shit about how you just wanted her for sex and that you're not actually a nice guy and blah blah blah.

I really can't be bothered with such bullshit, I'm staying away as far away from women as possible. I can't fucking wait for full AI sexbots to become a thing.

File: image.jpg (13KB, 125x124px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
13KB, 125x124px
>find out I have flat feet
>sibblings make fun all tbe time just to piss me off
>people at college start to call me mr flatfoot
>want to kms

What do
16 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
Does it hurt to run or do anything that people with arches do? Serious question.
>>
>>39342734
>Get a load of this fucking two eyes
>Hey two eyes, how do you like your flat feet?
>Atleast you don't have two eyes
>Oh wait, lol
Roasted.
>>
Kill yourself and leave a note to make them feel bad. I'm waiting for an opportunity like you have. Life isn't worth living, so you may as well emotionally scar some faggots on your way out.

File: 1489533565771.gif (152KB, 500x516px) Image search: [Google]
1489533565771.gif
152KB, 500x516px
I live with my friend. She's the type of person who walks around home nude. She even walks around topless when I have my boyfriend over.
7 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
Does she got nice tiddies tho?
>>
>>39342757

Yes. Her breasts are bigger and nicer than me.
>>
>>39342783
So you're a faggot with moobs
How's your bp?

File: chadthunder.jpg (60KB, 600x645px) Image search: [Google]
chadthunder.jpg
60KB, 600x645px
I don't even know why any of you think you deserve to have sex or girlfriends? Do you really think your failure genetics deserve to be passed on?
19 posts and 6 images submitted.
>>
>>39342655
I don't deserve either of those things at the moment which is why I'm trying to improve myself.
>>
>>39342655
Why do i deserve food or water?
Why do i deserve a roof over my head?

Society should either kill me off or provide for every basic need. And and i dont plan on having kids.
Being deprived of sex as a man is a slow form of cruelty.
>>
Your parents bred. Unless a serious mutation occurred you should be able to as well.

File: 1449584776355.png (279KB, 500x433px) Image search: [Google]
1449584776355.png
279KB, 500x433px
When was the last time you left your house, r9k? Unironically about 2 weeks at this point. Haven't even seen daylight except when it breaks through the massive curtains.
12 posts and 4 images submitted.
>>
I am a wageslave so I have to leave the house every day.
Feels bad man.
>>
>>39342551
yesterday to go to the gun range
>>
The only time I've ever left the house in the last 2-3 years is to go to the gym at 3am and get groceries on the way back. Haven't seen another human being in many months except a supermarket attendant every now and then.

File: IMG_1387.jpg (53KB, 487x800px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_1387.jpg
53KB, 487x800px
This is what the average female poster here looks like.
9 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>39342531
Pretty sure it's worse

Maybe fatter and more acne and blackheads
>>
She looks like she is planning some kind of pyramid scheme.
>>
>>39342596
On her face?

Pages: [First page] [Previous page] [588] [589] [590] [591] [592] [593] [594] [595] [596] [597] [598] [599] [600] [601] [602] [603] [604] [605] [606] [607] [608] [Next page] [Last page]

[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.