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>>36690480
>She complains about the guy she hs a crush on not liking her back

you don't, it's called plausible deniability. She can pull out at any time pulling the "lol i was just nice to you"
You can never really know.

>>36690480
only if she directly tells so.
just ask her out, you dont need friends anyway.

at a push i can about seventy in a row, could probs do a hundred if i could keep up the pace

>>36690471
>tfw you can't touch your toes
I think I need to start excising

I can do 3 sets of 10

Hey it's better than zero, I'm proud of my progress. I used to be weak and fat.

I used to get burgers like 5 times a week every week

I ate candy today after not having eaten any in almost a month

4 reeses cups, a Wendy's combo, garlic strips and wings

I'm trying to lose weight but it's so damn bard when I get cravings am I gonna make It?

>>36690385
sure i have. probably twice.
the key to rejection is to realising that theres literally 3.5 billion other girls
ANNNNND realising that she isnt the perfect girl for you, because she doesnt like you
just get over it and find another girl

>>36690385
There was this girl in my senior year. She didn't have the looks of a Stacey but with her bodycount and the way she dressed...she was pretty damn close. We actually used to talk since we in the same class. I began to look forward to the class with her and thats when I made the cringiest fucking move. I asked:
>"Do you ever think about us going out?"
>Her: "Huh? No."

Didn't follow up. Don't even know why I got so bold. Regardless we continued to talk until I graduated and that as they say is that.

>>36690456
What'd you say after that? And how are you looks and personality wise Anon? Why did she say That?

Put the fork down tubby.

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>>36690369
fuck that. Just embrace it.

put the fork down
or more realistically... don't "stop" eating, but eat considerably less. ween yourself down from eating say 3,500 calories a day to like 2,000.
exercise a lot. eating becomes less of an issue when you exercise. even just walking around your neighbourhood will help. humans benefit the most from cardio activities anyway. get that blood pumping anon and work those calories off!

This is the most depressing thing I've read online today.

sad but true, i'm already 23

>>36690358
Really, that's great.

are you the op that is obsessed with reviewbrah?
I only asked how old you were and if you wanted to date him, you never answered me. what else happened in that thread.

>>36690348
Got told I was a whiny cunt, that it prolly happened cos I was creeping all over him, etc. The one person who bothered to actually look at my posts concluding nope, I didn't do shit. And people who said I was prolly creeping on him didn't even look at my screenshot. I said I was specifically banned for supposedly being someone threatening and harassing him across multiple sites. He's simply wrong. It's a false accusation.

I'm 21 and I don't want to date anyone. I'd only date someone I was friends with for a long time. But say, if I was still unwise and dated people I wasn't talking to for a long time I would date him.

>>36690379
So if you don't want to date him, what do you want from him?

That seems uncomfortable. Try cutting it off

>>36690315
You're probably overweight. Try doing some cardio like running. Lose some wait.

>>36690315
Free your arm bees

>>36690310
Animation

Somewhere in the middle of the movie, Pepe does a magical transition from le sad frog to le smug poo poo nazi frog and goes from being voiced by Johnny Depp to being voiced by Gilbert Gotfried

I feel like Ashton Kutcher would voice Wojak

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le angry amphibian

>>36690310
I'm trying to think of the smuggest voice possible for Pepe.

>>36690308
I told myself I'd try to lose weight again, but every night I lose self-control and rationalize my snacking.

literally me, word for word.

planning to just leave and hike over to cali from dc as a semi-retired homeless guy, it'll take forever but hopefully good times will be had

>>36690308
1/3 of the year is already gone. I can't wait for the year to be over, 2018 should be better for me.

>>36690300
When degenerate hippies appeared in the 60s.
Though the foundation for that degeneracy was layed earlier in the same century.

too many betas and white knights, you did this to yourselves

>>36691536
Are you a woman?

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>>36690273
Brittany Venti, some streamer whore who occasionally makes threads here. She's a normie though.

>>36690273
learn to reverse image search, pleb

>>36690273
''anon cant reverse image search"

but then who would you talk to?

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>>36690271
das meen i wunt a hug

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>>36690281
>>36690302
I said go away!

>>36690236
Meme-autism is preferable to ordinary roasties. I don't understand why people want anything to do with the average woman, outside of fucking them.

I wouldn't date any woman that browses this website. Guaranteed to be complete slag.

Yes. Looks can get you pretty far in life. I look above average but I can show my power level at times. I make weird noises at random. But ppl just take it as a qwerk. Looking nice is a good defence mechanism.

There was an autistic girl on America's next top Model who is also a game designer married to a nice man. So there's an example.

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>>36690145
>find the most amazing song
>think up a story to go with it
>become emotionally invested
>realize my entire life will never compare to just one song

No because I'm not a little bitch who cries.

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>listen to a song
>reading Lovecraft at the same time
>associations kick in
>somebody, wake me the fuck up