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>tfw lost everything on the lottery
Wat do lads
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Borrow money to buy more lottery tickets. You might actually win this time.
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Start stealing stuff to buy tickets. Maybe get into sports gambling or go to a casino. This way you should win back your money in no time.
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eat the tickets to survive, it's the only way without leaving the house

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YOU BETTER SAY WHAT SONG ARE YOU FUCKING LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW OR I'LL FUCKING SHOOT YOU MOTHERFUCKER
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>>36692253
The sound of literal silence
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>>36692253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2roXL3-YLRE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvEd_ZQ0WPc
Lovely song, lovely synth

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Hey /R9K/ I'm still in Japan!
Wwyd if you were me?
Gonna be in Kyoto for the next week. Last post had some great tips, definitely gonna check out Suicide Forest when I get back to Tokyo.
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Watch anime. I'm going to Rome in a week and that's what i'll be doing.s
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>>36692239
Timestamp of sorts for the non believers
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>>36692239
How long are you here for?

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i've decided to spend my summer becoming hot. i will not go back to college a fembot.

i have three and a half months to
-lose weight
-learn how to do makeup very well
-buy basic ass trendy clothes
-find a practice boyfriend
-make an IG and have a decent amount of followers
-get on an antidepressant and sort out my mental illness
-find a hobby so i can be happy

is anyone else going to undergo a transformation in the summer?
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>>36692222
I'm currently transitioning into an attack helicopter as we speak, also nice quads
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pls blog about your progress. as for me, I'm afraid I'm already in my final form.
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>>36692222
im trying to change but havent made much progress in the last..... 5 years

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anyone here who if there was an instant death button id press it right now but afraid to to kill yourself?

i consider using my shotgun with 00 buckshot but even then the idea of not dying instantly scares me since id have to do it outside and i live in a subdivision so people would come quick. my parents knew a guy who shot himself but is a vegetable now and i really hate that people would make ypu live like that

would i still probably die instantly if input it in my mouth and at 45 degrees
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Go to a remote area. Shotgun is probably pretty safe.
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angling it high is what turns you into vegetable. keep the gun straight as to sever the brainstem for an instakill
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>>36692258
what if i did it in my backyard and i live next to a fire station though would they be able to do anything

id imagine buck shot to the roof of the
mouth would deal some damage but do youbthink it would be instant death

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Do most people eventually recover from depression, or does it continue to affect them for the rest of their lives?
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Nope, it's a chronic illness. You're fucked for life. I recommend ketamin
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it never never ever goes away
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Depressed since I was like 14.
35 now.
Still depressed.
Never goes away.

Never taken meds though.
Playing the game on nightmare mode.

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What is the most painful death you can think of? I'm trying to get ideas for my suicide.
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Living to old age as an autistic khv robot
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>>36692104
I'm pretty sure setting fire to yourself is one the most painful ways to die.

This is not including any torture methods.
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>>36692134
Not THAT painful...

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So? Which is it? I thought you virgins were so smart.
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>>36692096
A. 2^(3^4) = 2^81 = 2.418 x 10^24
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exact result is : 2417851639229258349412352
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>>36692096
A, 3^4 = 81, 2^81 = 2.418 x 10^24

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Who else here has no purpose or joy in life? I sit on 4chan all day and my mother is my primary social contact. What do you guys wake up for?
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>>36692023
I wake up when I can no longer sleep.
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me, 19 KV, little to no social life, lost all hope, feel empty, nothing but comfort food gives me satisfaction anymore... soon that will end aswell. wby?
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>>36692023
I wake up for tendies and anime, really. I have better faps when I'm asleep

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Is Sweden the best country for a NEET?
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>>36692012
yes, sweden is a utopia
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>>36692047

>Muslim nation
>utopia

Pick one
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>>36692012
>tfw you will never get a government assigned swedish loli gf

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I want to sniff a chubby fembot ass
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>>36691992
thiccc
2 grams of oregano
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>>36691992
This board is beyond saving

originally
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Ewtbh

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Is black culture dying out yet?
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>>36691969
It only gets stronger and reaches further around the globe every day.
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>>36691969
>blacks
>culture
kek, it isn't even original
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>>36691990
No it doesn't, not at all.

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>be on a site for escorts/prostitutes and stuff
>figure I'd try something else
>put up my own ad
>pretend to be looking for a companion for an event
>emphasize it's not about sex
>offer to buy her fancy clothes if she needs it
>offer outrageous prices per hour
>demand that she's well spoken and attractive
>ask for timestamped picture and say nudes are not necessary.

>mfw a few hours later I have tons of replies of girls with full body shots, nudes, and that they're all 'ok' if more happens, all who are hot as fuck and 18-21 years old.

holy shit, is this what it's like to be rich?

Women are whores, though.
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Are you gonna be a faggot or are you gonna post the pics
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>>36691928
This how it's always been.
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>>36691928
you went to an escort site so you got a disproportionate amount of whores, all women "have their price' but most will generally be understanding and not assholes

t. guy with gf

don't marry a girl though

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How were you bullied anons?

In Aus it was either called names and getting beat up, but amerifags seem to get pissed on and stuff like that, is it a meme or reality?
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I wasn't bullied, of course. I'm not some twink dweeb or anything.
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>>36691889
I'm an american. People spit in my food twice. I don't get it.
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i was bullied for being asian

pic related its me after 27 years of bullying ofsomething i cant even control

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Passable traps don't exis---
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>>36691878
>OP is not a fucking faggo----
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>>36691878
I wouldn't fuck that with YOUR dick
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>>36692110
>Being this much in denial
LOL

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