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>>36692844
yeah i think so

i met my partner online and we're still together over a year later

>>36692866
How did you meet each other online? Were you both looking for someone or was it incidental?

Maybe if you're videochatting regularly. Posting anime girls to each other does not count.

>>36692790

The translation of the chinky language is about her telling the guy that "Told you I don't swallow" incase anyone wants to know.

Also, piss off OP.
I dont slap the sailors cocks out of your mouth, let me have my shithole.

What if I'm also a fat druggie OP?

I'm already a fat alcoholic.

I've come too far. Sobriety is agony.

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haven't fucked this one yet, but you get the point

>>36692808
>implying she wants to get fucked by you

Sad. Is that what you want?

>>36692722
chef at wendy's obviously

Pls help. guys. The depression is getting to me.

>>36692729
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

>>36692849
Sell your kidney desu.

>>36692694
i dont
i just continue to exist

>>36692694
fantasize about killing myself nearly 24/7 to cope

also lots of weed

The living part is the problem.

Edging to porn

>>36692663
i know it sounds stupid but knitting is pretty fun. the repetitive action is super soothing if you have anxiety and when you're done knitting you have a cool new thing to wear

>>36692663
video games and masturbation are good choices

Nobody wins when you hurt each other

>>36692607
NO you didn't win. There is no retort to having a small dick if you have a small dick. The best you can hope for is she doesn't tell everybody and by responding, she may anger more and start running her mouth. IGNORE and PRAY she keeps her mouth shut.

>>36692655
>>36692624
yes i did nerds

>Jackson
>Liam
>Noah
>Aiden
>Lucas
>Ethan
>Mason
>Caden
>Jacob
>Logan

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>tfw my nephew's name is Jayden
You'd best believe I'll be calling him Jay when I'm older.

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>Tfw name is Jeff
Doomed to autism and feminine penis

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That's called loneliness.

Just remember that you need to talk to people for that to happen, I know "fuck off normie advice" but it's the only way it'll happen.

I've had all these feels very recently. I have a cat and it's really nice you know, like a life form's presence makes life a lot more endurable. One thing though, do not cling to your gf if you get one, because nobody likes clinginess unless you're super sure she accepts it or you'll feel these feels x2 after she breaks up with you.

>>36692659
It's very hard not to when they meant a lot to me and yea no one would accept me for that

By starting your own company.
Find something you are good at and market it.
If you're not good at anything find what you like and become good at it.

Inb4 normie advice, if you don't want to do that you don't want a job either.

>>36692453
You're aiming to high. Settle for somethng more humbling.

I could get a shitty job any day, and the fear of being seen by my old friends in this humiliating position paralyses me, and I can't leave the house. I don't know why I care so much about their opinions after so many years of no contact, and while even knowing they never cared for me.

What about trainee positions? I don't know about burgerland job markets though

Directly out of highschool, I settled for a low paying, but nice 3 year trainee position with 100% transfer guarantee after the first year, and guess what, I got hired and now make good money in software development without ever getting a STEM degree

>>36692441
Stop posting your picture on r9k

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>>36692441
As a femanon I wouldn'y look at him twice, he's so skinny like yeah you put 5 minutes into waxing your hair to stay that way and literally 0% other effort into the rest of your looks but he's a guy so
>you better love me the way I am ammiright?

>>36692535
No one cares what you think whore

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>When you're having loud sex with Chad and his roastie girlfriend comes home early

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>>36692439
DELAT THIS

>>36692537
Um wtf I'm gay now

Haha this is one of the reasons why i don't use facepoop

>>36692433
Hey, that's life!

just thank god you are not one of those people

They enjoy the normie tier shit like AoT and Naruto etc

You hit the nail on the head. Everyone that watches anime is retarded.

Nao is a pretty great waifu

Yes brother, the beta uprises

>raised in the darkness
>molded by it
robot

>>36692339
> 5 '9''

Yeah, pretty much

Well that was unoriginal.